So, let me get this straight. You grab me around the waist, pull me to the floor, let go, I do a backwards roll and it looks like we've escaped? I CAN'T EVEN DO A BACKWARDS ROLL SPAZ! YOU KNOW THAT! JEEB NOT A NINJA! Um, hello. This isn't Spaz. Even better than the stuff on Smartphowned.
I remember reading this at 4 in the morning with a confused look on my face but then decided I was obviously sleep deprived but now I see it was just weird :3
Should be changed to a barrel roll! :D ... What? Yeah, but you still love me because I'm weird, don't you Izzy? I know. People are sooo weird....