A zombie outbreak has occured

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    There are zombies attempting to break into where you are, they will arrive soon.
    Your only means of protecting yourself is the nearest object you can reach without having to get out of your seat (no you can't roll along if it has wheels).
    How ****ed are you?
     
  2. Rhiscx Banned

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  3. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    i keep my knife set with me at all times. and if not, well, theres always the bow and arrow wall, 2 feet to my right...
     
  4. Yozora Archer

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    Hmmmm...my big stereo boxes.


    I got this.
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I have this handmade folding tray thing. I am pretty badly ****ed.
     
  6. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    I have actually a set of 9 kunai. I think I'm set.
     
  7. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Well, I could either use my laptop or my TV. How ****ed I am really depends on how many zombies there would be.
     
  8. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    I has keyboard+zombie head+adrenaline rush=Dead Zombie I w1n!!
     
  9. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ....I have a water bottle.






    I am so ****ed.XD
     
  10. C This silence is mine

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    Good thing I've been keeping a fire extinguisher right next to my bed lately.

    ... Wait, why do I have a fire extinguisher right next to my bed? ._.
     
  11. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Cuz the movies you be watching are haaaaaaaaawt.
     
  12. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Well . . . if a burning zombie comes in your room you can at least put it out before the following herd eats you up, cuz they always travel in teh packs . . . I wonder if I gave a zombie some tic-tacs it would leave me alone???
     
  13. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    A Guitar Hero 3 Guitar...

    Nice, I can burn em up with "Through the Fire and Flames" on Expert
     
  14. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    A keyboard. A footrest. A pc monitor. A half empty can of deoderant. A couple of swords. Go me.
     
  15. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    A fork.

    Who'll be eating who's brain?!
     
  16. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Well I'm currently holding my bike chain bracelet, but lucky for me my desk is pilled with rubbish that can be used ^^. That means a ruler, a water bottle, "Interview with a vampire" by Anne Rice, some paper, a prom photo and my Cosmopolitan magasine! I will own the zombies via asking them about how normal their sex lives are >:3
     
  17. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Pillows and a remote control.

    I got this
     
  18. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A box of tissues.

    Watch out, Living dead.
    I'll blow your nose.
     
  19. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    Be sure to throw it at Justin Bieber.
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'm in my house library. So I got:


    A ruler.


    A serrated dagger.


    A wooden (and sharp) Harry Potter wand.


    And my 3DS stylus.









    BISHES I AM SO NOT TOTALLY ****ED.