A kh-vids invasion? OH NO!

This was taotally rushed! LIKE TOTALLY! Not my best.

I'd like to thank CtR for the idea. TA MUCH!

*at kh-vids Community Pool/Beach*


Tootsie - Coco, must you wear that? *wearing a bikini*

Coco - To prevent my pale skin from melting in the sun, yes. *wearing a thick cloak*

Nra - You could use some sun lotion. *NAKED*

Coco - My cats would lick it off and watch as I cook under the sun, licking their lips as they wait patiently for me to die so they can feast on my corpse.

NrA - Not if I get there first!

Tootsie - Ladies first. You can have what’s left of her.

Coco - Oh my…



Mish - HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! C’mon Lithy, I know you can do better than this. I want to see you build up a sweat…

Lithy - Can’t I take a break? I‘ve been going at it for ages! *huffing*

Mish - No! I want you to push harder, go deeper! You have to thrust your way through!

Lithy - Fine. *pushes harder, goes deeper, thrusts his way through*

Mish - *makes strange groan* Oh that’s it! I can feel it! Don’t stop!!!

Lithy -Your facial expression pleases me.

Mish - This breeze feels so nice! See!? Didn’t I tell you rowing would be fun?

Lithy - Say, how about we head on back to your UN’s for a…

Mish - Why wait? *jumps on top of Lithy*


*back at the pool side!*


CtR - ROSEY!?!?!?

Rosey - What’s wrong?

CtR - I-I’ve lost our Snookums! *hyperventilates*

Rosey - What happened to the leash on his arm?

CtR - He chewed off his own arm!!! *holds up leash with arm attached*

Rosey - Form the search party! Gather the hounds! We will bring him back even if it kills him!

Vivi - Eeek! Wait. What am I worried about? Those witches will melt if they come in contact with the water. If I stay in here I’ll be fine. *sitting at the bottom of the pool with several straws attached for breathing*

Sora13 - Ahhhh…floating aimlessly in the pool feels great. Makes me forget that I’m such a Emoob. *hit’s the straws* A straw? There must be chocolate milk at the other end! *sucks on straw*

Vivi - What the…*chokes.splashes his way to the surface of the pool, kissing Sora13*

Sora13 - Vivi…I always thought you hated me, *blushes*

Vivi - I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I…

CtR/Rosey - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SNOOKUMS IS GAY! *falls into each others arms*

Vivi - Well, if it gets rid of you two…*sinks back into the pool with Sora13*



*in the Forum Family Hospital*

Fayth - Nurse Naughty, I’ve hurt my manhood! Can you make it all better?

Sammy - You’re a woman though…tranny?

Fayth - I’M A MAN DAMMIT! Look! I have a hairy…chest!

Sammy - You could’ve escaped from the circus!

Fayth - I DIDN’T!

Sammy - Enough! *holds him down* This might hurt a bit…*shoves 20 inch needle in his toosh*

Fayth - Owie! Nurse, I need a butt rub now…*wiggles*

Sammy - *karate chops his toosh, passing all the way through*

Fayth - d-dammit…*passes out*

Entire male population (bar Lithy) - *places hands over unmentionables* OUCH!

Sammy - NEXT!



*back at the pool side*


Cin - …and then I said, that’s no noob, that’s my mom!

Cin’s troop - AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sara - *polishing rifle* It’s quiet…too quiet. *fires rifle at Ducky*


*An explosion comes from the Spam zone, causing the RP section to collapse, killing several of it most renowned RP’ers; Luna561, sadden Blood Warrior, tularim, and sadly #1dinesty x.*



*in the Forum Family Hospital*


Sammy - *stumbles from explosion, severing TheMuffinMan’s spleen* What the heck was that!?

TheMuffinMan - ARGH! MY SPLEEN!

Sammy - Better get rid of the evidence. *eats*

TheMuffinMan - *whilst being swallowed* NUUUUUUUUUU!


*Misty bursts in*

Misty - S-SAMMY! WE HAVE A PROBLEM! Ummmm, what’s that on your face?

Sammy - N-nothing.

Misty - ok… *grabs Sammy’s hand and drags her to the spam zone*


*at the Spam zone*

CtR - This place is a mess.

SJ - Isn’t it always?

CtR - Yeah, but there’s bodies flying everywhere! *liver hits her in the head*

SJ - You might wanna wipe your head…

CtR - Oh hunni!

SJ - Baby…

TCO - CAP’N L!

RvR - I hate to butt in…

Darky - Butt secks anyone?

Trigger - Yes please!

DA - Guys, this is serious. We’ve already lost the Forum families.

Jade Rhade - Not the Kadaj family. Please say it ain’t so!

GX - If you go out with me, I’ll say it ain’t so.

Jade Rhade - *weeps*

RvR - *clubs GX*

DA - We’ve already lost *uses fingers to count* over 22,000 members.

Orange - What’s going on?!

Spdude - We’ve been invaded. DA, kitty and RvR were first on the scene, but they were heavily outnumbered.

Forsaken - Where is kitty?!

DA - She hasn’t came back yet. She stayed to look for survivors in the Family Forum but we lost contact after the explosion.

Sammy - We need to go get her!

Sara - It’s too dangerous. It’s became their lair.

Sammy - I don’t care! We need to help her! We can’t abandon her!

Sara - Sammy, we can’t risk more lives on a suicide mission.

Risk - Suicide? I’ll go!

Vivi - Go cut your wrists.

Risk - *sobs, sits in corner, cuts wrists*

Sammy - Sara, you’re just scared! Hiding in your sugar-coated dream world! Fine! I’ll get her myself! *runs off*

Sara - *sigh* We need to rally the troops and set up a defence here.

Orange - What’s attacking us!?!?


*spam zone door explodes, evil badgers riding on chicken scooters zoom in, kidnapping Orange*


Orange - HELP ME!

Forsaken - What the hell was that?!?!?!

L_F - Those are the infamous evil badgers. They go from forum to forum, destroying everything.

Forsaken - And how do you know that?

L_F - They have their own website. See?

Forsaken - It’s catchy. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom mushroom! *gets whacked*

Madi - Just let me write their names in my death note. I will dispose of them.

Rosey - Send the noobs and flamers in first!

DA - They were bombarded with dictionaries and well written books. It was worse than the Omaha Beach landing.

Sara - We’ll have to hold our ground here.

*Sora* - No! I say we go out and face them head on!

Trigger - You know what I want to put my face in? Cinnamon!

Cin - If we ever survive this, you can.

*Sora* - Let us match out and meet them at the Competitive Arena!

Tootsie - FOR HYRULE!


*everyone marches out to the Competitive Arena carrying whatever they could find. A small group of badgers are seen in the distance*


Spike - is that it? How could they do so much damage?


*Billions of badgers slowly ride on chicken scooters into view*


Coco - All that is holy in the name of cups! We’re doomed!

Everyone - mumble mumble, we’re doom. Mumble mumble, we should run! Mumble mumble, this kilt makes me itch in the most awkward of places Mumble mumble, I wanted a go with the Sistah‘s. *everyone starts to leave*

CtR - Sons of kh-vids! I am Catch the rain.

Rikurules13 - CtR is 7 ft tall, she gives over a 100 rep with a click of a button…and has laser beams coming from her eyes! She shines brighter than any death star!

CtR - Yes, I've heard. Repped men by the hundreds. And if SHE were here, she'd consume the badgers with her deadly glomps, and cookies from her butt. You've come to fight as free users, and free users you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Higherbeing - Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

CtR - Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR COOKIES!

Everyone - FOR THE COOKIES!


*everyone charges towards the hoards of badgers riding on chicken scooters with their weapons raised *

Evil badgers - Kill the users! And eat their insides!


*a bloody battle commences, many lost on both sides, but the badgers were just about to win*

SJ - All is lost…everything…

CtR - No, not yet! We still live…*head bitten off*

SJ - Baby? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY! *goes berserk killing hundreds of badgers and stealing their rides*

Rosey - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sister! *shoots self*

*Sora* - *dies. For calling kitty a dork*


*all those who worshipped CtR committed suicide, except SJ, he’s not like that*

RvR - Damn! There’s too many of them.

DA - Well, since we’re gonna die at the paws of badgers, I just want to say…


*a roar came from over the spam zone*

Kitty - SISTAH’S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


*kitty, Sammy, Mish, Lithy and Girly came from over the Spam zone*


Sammy - HAH SARA! And you said it was impossible!


*Sara facepamed herself as she ascended to the Admin heaven*

Mish - Oh lithy, I love it when you swing it like that.

Forsaken - SINGLE COLUMN! SINGLE COLUMN!


*all khv troops gather together.*


Girly - READY!?


*The Sistah’s rode around the khv troops, killing everyone of them with a noob incinerator*


Forsaken - kitty…why?

Kitty - You never called… *stabs Forsaken’s face*


*the sistah’s rummaged through several of the dead members bodies*


Mish - BAD LITHY! You can only do that with me! *sprays Lithy*

Sammy - damn! I wanted to kill Sara, and use her head as a punching bag.


*the sistah’s faced the remainder of the badgers, who all bowed down to them*


Lithy - What’s next?

Girly - Microsoft…

Mish - Wait! *takes Lithy to her UN’s. Impregnating him*


So there you have it. Khv fell to the hands of the Sistah’s, who then took over Microsoft.

The end!

 

Amazing XDD

Damn Badgers D:

The Mish X Lithy thing= Hilarious lol.

Awesome job Kitty xD

 

Well, wow.. XD; I was not expecting that ending.

oh how I larfed.

'specially at the me/Lithy stuff.. and the Vivi/Sora 13 stuff. <:3

 

Wow.... badgers...... I won't underestimate them after this.

 

WTF. XD

Those damn badgers. Hope our enemies don't see this thread. They have found our 1 weakness.

 

OMG KITTY! X3 SO MUCH LOL! XD

badger,bager,badger,badger :D

And wtf, my violence against Sara, *My violence you killed me, forver -violence blink 182 <>*

Awesome, and I sistahs will rule fo'evah, fo'sho! and will eventually take on microsoft x3

Ta much! <33

 

Like Zim's Voot Cruiser having a weakness of Bee.

 

I die in every fan-fic I've been in on this forum. What the hell? v.v;;

 

If it makes you feel better, me and 99% of the forum die in these fan-fics xD

 

I enjoyed that thoroughly =3

 

I guess I'm a part of that 1% I've yet got to die in a fanfic, though I probably will in KHVR XD

 

Have you forgotten Christmas Murder? 8D

 

PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST!

*woof*

 

How do you spell that, again?

Badger... Badger...Mushroom... Fuck it.

 

badger badger badger badger

 

Well, my cats plotted to eat me once I'm dead.

 

I died in my own story once. Well...died, then came back, then died again.

From FoxBAN of all things.

lol Twin Cynics.

 

>_>

XD aww did you die in KHVR?

Yeah.

Did I die? <_>

And wtf. Vivi... >_>

Please do more though. Really entertaining. [spmz]And got my mind off my worries of getting accepted to the highschool I want. [spmz/]

 

Oh the lolz very nice kitteh :3

 

Duuuude....