A day in the town.

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Ok, so i went to the town (city center) today to finish up some Christmas shopping since i haven't had much time to do it. I forgot about all the freaks and strange things you can encounter there.

    First, while i was sitting on the bus listening to my music, the guy in front of me was making strange noises and keep shifting his head (I tried to ignore it). He turned his head so i could see the side of his face. My eyes fully opened! This guy had gotten a Glasgow Smile (or Chelsea Smile, same thing). For those that don't know what that is it's is a nickname for the brutal practice of cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ears: the cut - or its scars - form an "extension" of what resembles a smile (yay for copy paste). It looked just horrible. Luckily i got off at the next stop.


    As i was walking up the high street i saw this dog (not the best place to take a dog), but this dog was FREAKIN' HUGE! SERIOUSLY, HUUUUUUUUUGE! If it stood on it's hind legs it would easily be well taller than me. Anyway, the dog was mingin'. It had slobbers dripping from it's mouth (it practically just flowed out), there was even a wee puddle on the ground. Then the dog did something terrible...it shook, spraying people with it's slobbers as they walked by it. I'm so glad i didn't walk pass it at the point.

    What else...oh yeah! The scary prostitutes that wonder the streets in their fab leopard jacket's and stripy mini-skirts (Which really look more like belts). It's always a laugh watching them try and chat up a guy. XD
     
  2. Luka Deafening silence

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    wow what a day mine was boring as hell D:
     
  3. Mish smiley day!

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    That Glasgow smile thing sounds horrid. D:
     
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    Exactly what i was going to post...
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  5. Amethyst Grave Hollow Bastion Committee

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    My boyfriends brothers pals got a glasgow smile... and it is horrible
     
  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    (wikipedia explains it better than i)

    The scar's it leaves just makes you wanna barf.
     
  7. DogBoyX King's Apprentice

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    O________O
    ...that's... that's... just... ...t-th...
    ...that's truly heartless.
     
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    *nods*

    *nods again* its veeeery horrible
     
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    I think your safer on the interwebz.
     
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    i looked for pics on google images and what i saw freaked the bejebus out of me... i feel sick now...
     
  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I'm going to glasgow on wednesday =D
     
  12. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I'll be there to welcome you! *prepares knife*
     
  13. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    cool, look for the kids in cons (even though there will be hundreds) one'll have an afro.
     
  14. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    Holy hell, that's insane! And so is the dog, eww.. :x
     
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