A couple of drunk guys were hitting on me at work today.

Convo basically went like this.


Drunk - You're really pretty, you know that?

Me - I do.

Drunk - It's embarrassing to say it, but you're really pretty.

Me - Cause you're drunk?

Drunk - You must get this a lot.

Me - Everytime I go out.

Drunk - There's something about you that's incredibly appealing. You have lovely facial features...

Me - That's what the modelling agency says.

Drunk 2 - She has a lovely personality. Maybe that's it?

Drunk - I hardly know her! Have you ever seen Sliding Doors?

Me - No.

Drunk - (He went into such detail that I hardly remember it. Basically about how a life can change in an instant moment and something about a woman living a life of regret?)

Me - Well, this isn't your moment. Do you want cashback?

Drunk - Do you home deliver?

Me - You'll never have enough money for that.


Finished serving him at this point.

Drunk - Will you be here next week?

Me - Of course. I'm here every Saturday.

Drunk -I'll see you next week!


But this was my last Saturday. MUAHAHAHA! I'm going to miss these drunken convo's. D:

 

This is the best line in the entire thing.
I don't even know how hard I laughed.
You need a sketch comedy show.

 

Good work Kitty. XD And Kitty's life is a sketch comedy show.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oerba Yun Fang again.

The injustice! TT^TT

But seriously... wow.
The way you handled yourself in that convo was something amazing.
I'd tune into this show every week. XD
Keep us updated on the funny, Kitty! :D

 

I was surprised myself at how quickly my comebacks came to me but its to be expected since I've worked there for over 3 and a half years and have worked Saturdays pretty much every week since I started. And I deal with drunks every week - most of them old, fat lonely guys who ask every week if you're married or have a boyfriend.

To be fair, it was a fun conversation. The lads were nice and didn't cause much trouble. It's the crude drunks that are horrible to deal with and I've had my fair share of them. The final retort is usually, 'I'd rather stab myself to death with my name badge than go anywhere with you.'

It has its up's and down's. xD

 

lol nice one! I wish I was as sharp-witted as you IRL.

 

I'm not really sure I would have been able to deal with that. Just the breath alone would have knocked me out on the spot. But that happens when you have a strong sense of smell like me. Even if I managed to stay concious I wouldn't have been able to come up with comebacks that fast. I'm not good at those. I'd basically say stuff like "Uh-huh" "Sure" "anything else?"

 

Those two drunks were obviously Chris and Risk.

 

It depends on my mood and how they're behaving. Yesterday I was in an awesome mood and the guys weren't aggressive or anything so it was easy. But we often get aggressive drunks in which has ended in one of the staff getting assaulted. Working in a wee shop is dangerous business!

I thought it was you and GS. o:

 

Where do you work?

 

I work in a Marks & Spencer Simply Foods up the center of Glasgow. xD

 

/stalkstalkstalk

 

You can try but I've awready finished. lulz

 

One of the drunks was me, Kitty.

 

You're a man now, Kelly?

 

I really liked this part. MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[video=youtube;bc80tFJpTuo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo[/video]

 

You're Tim Curry?
I'm fine with this.

 

It's not that Kelly is Tim Curry.
It's that Tim Curry is Kelly.
Get it right. XD

 

Tim Curry is the sexiest woman ever.