A bird walked up to me today

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Yozora, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Yozora Archer

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    It was singing a song. The words were clear, and I could feel each and every one of those words that came out of it's beak. As it continued to walk forward, it stopped, and asked me "Are you high?" and I was all "Hell no bro, I ain't".

    The bird's organs exploded in front of my face as it was shot by a rocket launcher by a robot from Japan.

    I cried.
     
  2. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I think the day I partied with Jack Black and Alvin and the chipmunks was funner.
     
  3. Zter Banned

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    And then you woke up.
     
  4. Yozora Archer

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    True story.
     
  5. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    How rude. They could have at least just shot it so it was still edible. >:3