Is this place like facebook now? Please explain yourself KHV.
Hi. I'd like to lick jam off of all your bodies. I know I ran away for a really long time, but I'd like to think that we could have some really amazing make-up sex. Get at me, bros. ;/
Because she's just ahhh-mazing. Kh-gheyz you're lacking in my affection. Why don't you send me lovely cards and chocolates like Kitty? You guys should really start taking notes or something. <3
So, I just listened to part of this whole podcast thing you guys have got going on and wanted to say... MISSSTEEEEH, you sound very much like a friend of mine from Uni. It made me laugh. LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
So, to start off the new year, I woke up to find a cross dresser in my view. I'm pretty sure this is a sign that this will be an interesting year. I just wanted to say welcome 2011 and OH HAI GHEYZ U MISS ME LONG TIEM!?!11!111!1ONE
An evening with Fuckyerselfbook and my friend's little brother... These kids crack me up. SNOOKUMS i love you Me lol. Who's at your house or who's house are you at? Tell your friends not to use your unguarded FB. :] SNOOKUMS Your gorgeous now thats date baby!!! Me What? haha SNOOKUMS date me >BALLETED NAME< be my queen Me k bby imma come over to yer house SNOOKUMS im pooping so wait Me thts so hawt SNOOKUMS so was the turd Me Blumpkin? SNOOKUMS what? Me Nothing... SNOOKUMS k Me yer shitting & FBing at the same time? yer so talented bretty-kins SNOOKUMS ha bye Me lmao SEXT ME SNOOKUMS carol would be mad how about catext me i will send you sunset Me i <3 sunset kk do tht u can has my cat she eats little boyz SNOOKUMS k sunset can have a friend Me It would be a grand pussy fest. SNOOKUMS what? Me I'm so glad you're not jailbait anymore. You're sixteenth birthday was the most magical day of my life. SNOOKUMS me 2 Me lmao, Tony and all of bretty-kins other friends. You guys crack me up when you steal his means of contacting me and sext me. <3
It's that time of the year again, /khv/, and once again I will ask..... herpderp herpderp herpderp Are any of you soon to be rape victims going to Warped Tour this year? If you are... cool, bro. If you are... when, man? If you're not... piss in your mouth. In all seriousness, I'm going tomorrow and if any of you are going too it be cool to see you or something. But mainly so I may grope you roughly without permission, then give you a free 'hug.' :D See you in the pit. ;}
No. I could help you cross the street. No. I could help you cross your yard. No. I could help you cross your porch. No! Ow. ~~~ Man, I love that movie. CACKAAA CACKAAA RAAAAAWR So, anywhoville penis... Yah, yah, I was part of the top of my class. WHORay for nerds. And who brings air horns to graduation? >| Miss. Valedictorian can screw off, because I still had more honors than her. Yah, suck it. High school free life is niiiiice. Went to grad parties. Laughed so hard at a random emaciated Great Dane we called Gimpy. He was a crazy bastard. OMG, I STARTED A FIRE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS. kool, rite? Threw up twice at work the next day. Don't you love graduation weekend?
you've done one or a plethora of the following: 1) gotten at least 15 odd/perplexed looks by strangers 2) played a rousing game of mini-golf where you've: beaten the green to a pulp scared all the workers away raped others with your putter gotten both a hole-in-one and a 12 during the course fallen more than 5 times due to 'busting a move' to the area's awesome oldies music 3) worn a fancy fake mustache 4) gotten multiple compliments on said 'stache 5) successful attempt at getting rid of invasion species via carp punching 6) complimented others along the street on their 'wild pussy' via screaming drive-by 7) wear your aviators at night 8) gone Sasquatch hunting 9) successfully hiding four or more people in your car trunk when going to the drive-in 10) group sing-along to I Believe in a Thing Called Love ~~~ iknokolstoryrite?
There will never be a pleasant ending for such shenanigans in the form of the game leap-frog. B| Anywhoville, Oh, hello there, /khv/. How are you? I've missed roughly groping you for so long now... it makes me a SADFACE not to be able to violate you as often as I please. >': But, honestly, this is besides the point. I so very much miss our lovely Voxli chats along with stories and various entertainment. So, it got me pondering on the subject... I was thinking about making another Voxli room. Not really sure, but summer approaches and sometimes I become very, very, very bored. So, yah... Honestly, I'd probably be up for doing just about anything in there (reading/chatting/ect). On a side note, /khv/, you got some big booty bitches. Big, big booty bitches. WHAAA? Big booty bitches. Big, big booty bitches. I smell sex and candy. o;
Never ever, ever, ever again... Nor could anyone pay me enough money to ever be a part of and/or participate in... ..... .... ... I will never be in another musical production ever again. NEVER. 3; Comfort me in my hour of need, /khv/.
.... I just wanted to say that... ..... .... ... ilu. Having a My Immortal quote of the day is just pure awesomeness. <3 /I think I'll read some of it on Saturday night for you guys/
And guess what? ... I just can't hide it. ~ Oh joyous day, JellyBeing has been accepted to her top choice university. <:
Lovely people of the Spam Zone, I ask of you and your worldly knowledge to answer this question... i r having issuez dwnloadingz on mah PStriplez. wut dew i dew? plzhelpme.4eva Downloading errors make me a sad panduuuh. D':
I don't know if this should be considered a poem or a short story... I just needed to write SOMETHING. Take it as you wish and move it as you please. ~~~ Once upon a time, In a land far away Jack and Diane used to play They’d bask in the warm, sunny weather And just chill together Wasting away their days But you see the boy was a fighter And along came spider And scared the girl away Alas she’d come back Stay for awhile But always in time for the new attack They went up the hill And down the hill Like a damn roller coaster Until it pushed her closer and closer In order to mess with his brain She first had to learn the game Once, Twice, Thrice times a lady. She came back Now on her own attack To her surprise The boy had tears in his eyes He was confused She felt used Never meaning to abuse But she lit the fuse I guess I lose Then she wrote a little ditty about Jack and Diane One. Two. Three strikes. I'm out. But some say life goes on.
. .. ... .... ..... You're relaxed and feelin' good Next thing that you know you're seein' Octopus in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a sound wave Swingin' through the stars Take a left at your intestine Take your second right past Mars. On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS Navigate a nostril Climb on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS Spank a plankton, too On our Magic School Bus Raft a river of lava On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS Such a fine thing to do! So strap your bones right to the seat Come on in and don't be shy — Just to make your day complete You might get baked into a pie On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS... Step inside — it's a wilder ride! Come on — ride on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! /beep beep Gawd, I loved that show. <:
Fuck you guys. I'm going to go watch the meteor shower scantly clad. /peace out girl scouts/
Mommy is one of the chosen people, while Daddy... Well, Daddy thinks Jesus is MAGIC! :=D: No matter how many times I watch that Sarah Silverman HBO special... it never gets old.
raise you a Warped Thursday. :v So my dear /khv/, tell me... should I be in fear of my very life by knowing any of you other sillybillies will be going to Warped Tour also tomorrow? If so I will be bringing extra mace, just for you. And as for 'just for you' I mean burning out your eyes with it. c:
To the magical land of Gamestop yesterday. As I was browsing the racks filled with hundred upon thousands of wonderful games for all lovely game systems my eyes fell upon a particular one... I gasped aloud as shock went through me, I tried to hold back my tears as everyone stared at me. Sitting along the wall for Xbox 360 was Hannah Montana: the movie. I asked myself, 'How could they make a game out of such a shitty movie?' I slowly backed away, dying a little on the inside as I tried to erase from my memory what I had just seen. But in other news, I bought a super cute Transformers belt buckle. :lolface: I'll save you all the time by writing this: Cool story, ho.
