What a surprise. I could have guessed that easily.
I knew you were going to post. Like a sheep to the slaughter.
Who is stupid enough to have their ex as a contact? You have no one to blame but yourself for that one.
Skyrim is a terrible game regardless.
That one thread.
Luck would imply that an invisible and powerful force exists outside of this plane of existence. Which is basically believing in a God. In this thread; Closet christians.
It wasn't trolling. I think we may have something very special going on here.
And how is it that you know this?
Because I'll do it.
No no, it's fine. You don't have to clean it up.
She can't just use it for a video game. It's not legal.
Yeah, that's too ridiculous of an explanation. I mean, a Time Lord? Come on.
Careful now, wouldn't want you to get your clothes wet again.
I'll leave that up to you, sweetcheeks.
Except it's in english.
It's okay, I took good care of you.
Should I alert the authorities?
Nope, you were pretty out of it though. I told you to not drink so much.
That's not what you said last night.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.