I am merely a vessel channeling the truth about the plights of men.
We can fix your muddle vagina syndrome you're having with a slight Addadicktome procedure. Then you can really understand our plights.
Lies. Lies and slander. Don't let her confuse you, fellow men! Men ALWAYS have it harder!
Being paid for by men. Are you just not listening? Goddamn.
You're obviously having judgement issues, most likely due to your female hormones making all men sound like idiots. Please try to understand that you have it much easier than men. Fact.
Here are my top reasons as to why men have harder lives than women. #1. The kitchen. They have easier access to food than we do. Also, the stove can double as a sauna! How ****ing lucky can you get? While we're working, you're playing in the sauna we're paying for. #2. Edited~ #3. Men. That is all. #4. Chivalry. We ****ing pay for everything and it's fantastic. We ask you to pay and we're suddenly cheap or sexist. You obviously have the better end of that deal. #5. Working. Men work while women play housewife at home. Clearly that's just so you can sit at home and watch re-runs of Oprah and eat the food we work so hard for to put on the table. #6. Popularity. You don't have to try to get attention. Your sweater melons do all the talking for you and people are automatically going to start including you in their rampant events, again purchasing many substances for you, including those alcoholic in nature. #7. Jobs. You're given the same pay as men for doing much less work. How is that fair, I mean, really? And WE'RE the sexist pigs that are apparently ruining society. #8. Edited~ #9. Edited~ #10. Breasts. Holy crack-smoking black person, breasts. When women have a decent sized chest, they are viewed as some of the tops of their class, whereas when it happens to men, we apparently have ***** tits. Even if it's a little. Plus they hold milk, so you have the ultimate coupons right there. They're portable airbags, so you don't have to worry about wrecking your car, which you shouldn't be driving in the first place because you're a woman. And yes, we ARE always staring at them. They hypnotize us and make us do stupid things. Like listen to your problems. And there you have it. Clearly, women have much easier lives than men. I hope you all learn a lesson from this and start to appreciate the hardships that men have to go through ON A DAILY BASIS, just to make you happy. I bid you, adieu.
On the internet.
Hey pretty lady. I miss you bunches. <3 You should totally MSN or email me. Love, ~~Jake
I hope that KHIII focuses on Sora getting Terra's body back to Terra. I don't feel like typing it all out right now, but Xehanort's Heartless and Xemnas were Terra the whole time. He was in complete control and wanted only to try to get his heart back.
I nominate myself and place a vote for myself. Perfectly legal.
Seriously. You suck. You know who you are.
'Sup .
Break Time restores HP, Focus and gives you experience based on how many times you receive an 'Excellent' on each button press. It gives you 1 experience for each 'Excellent'.
Or, someone could have made this with some kind of design program and SAID it's from the game. They didn't design a front image because they didn't need one. Why would they? They could edit it out so we don't even see a PORTION of his face. I'm calling shenanigans on the image. Who's with me?
Okay, I'm gonna chime in on this. It seems everyone who has seen the secret ending for Re:Coded is omitting one fact. Death of Xehanort's Heartless + Death of Xemnas = Rebirth of Master Xehanort. Bear with me on this. I know I'm not the most reliable person, but honestly, the time travel is seeming more and more of an option, at this point. And I believe that the Mysterious Figure is Master Xehanort. When he reincarnated after his counterparts deaths, it reverted him to a more youthful age. Trying to conceal himself, he uses his Ethereal Blades instead of his Keyblade. My reasoning behind him time travelling is to try and stop Terra, Ven and Aqua before they fuddle up his plans. Also, when you fight him, he can reverse time(but only when you physically strike him enough *hint hint*). The "No Name" keyblade resembles a clock. The base of the Ethereal Blades resemble clock hands. Trust me, I've gotten my ass kicked by him plenty of times, I notice these things. Now, think back to when it briefly shows Xehanort on Destiny Islands. He's about Terra's height and build. As is the Mysterious Figure. Don't know, just throwing that out there, since no one else is bothering to make a connection. Also, watch Riku become a Master and not Sora. Just to piss us all off.
Who's the ***got that uses this avatar?
Let's have crazy sex.
If I Were You by Janus
Just lay down in bed with your fiance. Possibly have sex. You know. Party stuff.
