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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Oh, now she'll never get of my fucking computer. Hope you enjoy your Mulan KHV, I'll just go read a book.

So what color is a green house?

Ah hah.

Oh wait, I just quo

Well, now that I found that, I need to actually watch this. >_>

I laughed only because Cartman did the same thing once. That, and any obviously voilent scenes turned into a musical is funny.

Her penis, obviously.

NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW You will die in seven days

I bet Watchmen was better... oh who am I kidding, you got the better show. D=

What was the half? o_o

YOU HAS ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD




YOUR EFFECT IZ NOW NEGATED.

But there would be no ectoplasm without the internet's help to Randy.


The entire world would be screaming "Wtf" because they would get the news from the internet. >_>

You must be mistaken; no organic substance can survive in McDonalds. Including you.......

The sad thing about you premiums is that I can never tell if you're joking or not.

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