All is fine now. Voxli is back up.
How long are you going to keep that avatar? You should get something more sexy.
Kelly I haven't even looked at this thread since I posted that video. *sigh* I'll see if I can find something. I suck at drawing in paint. EDIT: Okay here is a picture of Kelly on a piece of toast. Spoiler
Yes. It appears I cannot get in as well.
Honey. Come back to bed.
When Ventus stabbed Aqua after he cut off Terra's head.
No I do not.
With what?
Eh I rather not have you draw the character of the video game I'm gonna make. Just the wings then. Not bat wings or dragon wings.
... You. Just made my day.
Give me wings, a sword that turns into two swords that I can throw into the ground so I can use my fists and a headband.
The irony is that I just witnessed this part on a let's play video.
Nice to see you still getting on this site.
According to some people I'm already a magical girl. They've yet to tell me how I turn into one though. How lazy of them.
Wolfie .
It's funny since both of them are a fan of my macabre stories.
I dunno. This isn't an Amaury thread so there's no need for yuri. Still it seems kinda necessary. Ah well. I'll remain torn in my decision.
"Running, running, running, running, running, running, running, RUNNING!" thought Chyeze to himself. Here he was running in the city from some deranged lunatic dressed as a viking who was spouting crazed words from his drooling, craggy mouth as it lashed out a sword and ax at the pedestrians they were running by and all he could think about was the tight, little ass bouncing in front of him. Ruby was running ahead of him. "Why can't this moron get the hell out of my life so I don't get killed by this lame old man dressed as a hardcore Halloween enthusiast." she thought. So far her actions had probably gotten two people killed. That little Nikki with her bubbly personality didn't come out of the house this man lived in. She didn't see Ryan leaving as well but she didn't check back there when she started running from Chyeze. "How hard is to ruin peoples lives without messing with mine?" she screamed in her head. She ran into an intersection with out stopping only to stop dead in front of the headlights of bus. "Ruuuuuuuuuuuuby!" cried out Chyeze. He dashed, lowering his body and pumping his arms back and forth to increase in rigor his speed. He grabbed her, managing to put one hand over her right boob and pulled her out of the street just as the bus blazed on by. He was now on top of her and his mind was melting into perversion. "Oh my sweet, little, jiggly girl, I got the pendant for you just like you asked," he said pulling a golden necklace with a deep green emerald hanging from it as his mind went to how he had obtained this sparkling jewel of wonders. He had convinced two of his friends to help him in getting it from the house. It was easy getting Ryan to do it, he just used reverse psychology on him, bantering him by challenging his courage. He had to offer Nikki an opportunity to see his cat to get her to do it. That instantly changed her mood about helping him since he wouldn't let her see it after what happened the last time she was with his cat. The house was old and on the edge of the city. He didn't know how Ruby knew about the whereabouts of this piece of jewelry but he threw his worry out mind as he anticipated the night he was going to have after giving it to her. He found it framed against a wall in the building. He had to break the glass to get it and after that he heard a roar of ever increasing volume from above. Ryan and Nikki were somewhere else in the house looking for the pendant but he had to get it to Ruby right away so he could have the longest night of love. To his surprise she was out in the yard waiting for him but she started running as soon as she saw him. It was then that a man with a beard as long as his body jumped down from the second story window and chased after him. The thud of his foot steps could be heard over the clopping of Chyeze's feet on the pavement as he followed Ruby into the city. "Gah, get off me you perv!" yelled Ruby. He did so and offered her the pendant but she misinterpreted him because he accidently pressed her boob with his hand. WHAAAACK! echoed her hand and his face as she slapped him. "Stop groping me you son of a..." she sputtered out. Fear grew in her suddenly as she saw the viking jump over the cars in the street and closed in on them. She got up and sprinted away from him. Chyeze started his pursuit of her, the emerald dangling from his hand as he ran. "But darling I got you what you wanted!" His one chance of getting lucky tonight was leaving him. The viking was gaining on him as he dodged a group of five people standing outside a bar. He looked back and saw the viking plow through them, swinging his ax around, cleaving off their heads. He continued on swinging, throwing blood off his ax and causing it to rain red droplets. They didn't even get a chance to scream. Chyeze looked ahead of him and saw Ruby running into an alley. "Ruuuuby! Wait!" "Idiot!" she thought to herself. She ran into this alley in hopes of losing him but he followed her. This was way more than she had wanted. Garbage lined the individual buildings of this alley and rats scurried amongst the filth. She stepped into a puddle from a pot hole as she ran and tripped, scraping her knees on the ground. "What the HELL!" she shouted in anger. Looking up Ruby saw a fire escape. Picking herself back up she started climbing it. Chyeze was now at the base of the ladder and this stupid viking was roaring from the edge of the alley. I can't let my fathers pendant be kept by his old butler who now is some weird psycho. She reached the top of the ladder and looked down at Chyeze. "Hey Chyeze! If you want some of this," she yelled spanking her round, taut, ass in front of his ever-growing, perverted, little eyes, "then you'll have to get rid of him!" His eyes were fixated on her butt as it rippled from the punishment her hand had done to it. He looked down. "Must be bout ten feet to the bottom," he said to himself. The viking was just about on them now. He snorted in approval. "Time to prove my loooooooooooove!" he shouted as he jumped from the middle of the ladder onto the man. "Who cares if this doesn't seem realistic that I can take this dude! Who cares if this guy has an ax and sword! Boooooooobs!" he thought. He landed on his back, not even stopping the viking in its tracks, and grabbed onto his beard, holding himself up with a dire grip. "Stupid idiot," she thought. Ruby looked down at her feet and saw an empty plant pot. She picked it up and leaned over the edge. Aiming for the two most disgusting people she had ever seen in her life she chucked the pot at them, not caring whoever it hit. She could get someone else to get the pendant if the need arrived. The pot sailed through the air and smashed into the vikings right arm causing him to drop his sword and ax as he felt where it had been hit. "Unaryaaaaaagh!" shouted the viking in pain. It tried to get rid of the first nuisance he had and attempted shake off Chyeze by running around and around. "Eeeyalghswwwweart!" it shouted as it ran head first into a wall. "Geraaah!" exclaimed Chyeze in pain as the viking backed into a wall, crushing him. The viking ran into the middle of the alley, swinging his body back and forth, the hairs of his beard flying around and his arms flailing like a ball on a chain attempting to grab Chyeze. While this form of rampart chaos went on in the alley Ruby saw her chance to escape. She continued to ascend the fire escape up to the top of the roof, not even looking back. The sword and ax the viking had dropped on the ground started shining brightly. "Huah?" grunted the viking in question, stopping his crazy dance to get rid of Chyeze in order to stare at his weapons next to his feet. Chyeze saw what was making the weapons shine. An Aston Martin DB5 was speeding down the alley, crashing into garbage cans and running over rats, gaining speed as it's headlights lit up the face of the viking and Chyeze on his back. "HYAAAAAAH!" they screamed as the car came at them. Chyeze jumped off the viking into the garbage just in time to see the car smash into the viking, carrying the lower half of its body away into the street as the upper half fell to the ground throwing blood everywhere. Chyeze got up and stared at the bloody mass of flesh before him but he quickly remembered what his reward was to be. Glancing up he gasped in surprise as he saw that Ruby wasn't there. "Ruuuuuubyyyyyyy!?" he shouted running to the ladder not seeing the viking blink and spit blood before lifting what was left of his body with the strength of his arms.
Oh... meh we American's just assume everyone is us. Oh this will be good.
Doubt we'll remember. That's like 6 months away.
