Roxas- Well I don't care about you guys! No offense, but Axel IS my best friend and all. And does he even know that I was passed out for two days? Did ANYONE know?!!
Roxas: *enters in a foul mood* What the heck you guys? I get sent to Castle Oblivion to look for you because Saix was afraid you bailed on Kingdom Hearts, so as soon as I get to the castle, I pass out. So then Xion has to come get me, and three days later I wake up to find out that Axel nearly killed himself again?!!! Not cool!
Larxene- Gross! Xigbar dont lick that you don't know where it's been!
Larxene- Look, Demyx. If the attractive people want to play strip poker with the other attractive people, then just let them, okay? So that means, Xemnas, Zexion, Axel, Luxord, Marluxia and I get to play. Roxas- I'm not attractive? Gimme a break, Larxene!
Larxene: So... No strip poker then?
Larxene: Well, Vexen, no one wants YOU to play strip poker you scaly old man. You can just order pizza or something. Roxas: I dont wanna play strip poker. Axel says its not good for me to take off my cloak around other people.
Roxas: I don't get it. Larxene: I do! We should all play strip poker with Luxord! Roxas: But Luxord ALWAYS wins! Larxene: Not a problem.
Roxas- I dont know, she was here during some of the fighting, but I dont know what happened after you started killing yourself.
Roxas- Grrr... I dont believe this. Never do that to me again!!!
Roxas- WHAT?!!! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!! AXEL YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH!!!
Roxas- *after silence* Axel...
Roxas- AXEL!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Xion, there has to be a way to save him!!! We have to bring him back and we can go have sea salt ice cream and... and...
Roxas- *trying to heal Axel using a potion* Larxene- yeah, lets go!
Larxene- Stop this! Marluxia, if they trash this place their gonna wanna crash at Castle Oblivion! Roxas- AXELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas- Axel! You already died once today! Dont make a habit of it!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas- AXEL STOP! You're only making it worse! You don't have to do this!!!
Roxas- Leave him alone! If ou dont ill have to get Sora! Larxene- I am totally not afraid of THAT baby.
Roxas- Whats going on? *sees his best friend in pain* AXEL!!!!!!!! NOOOO! *grimaces, summons keyblades* THATS IT!!!!!!!!!
Larxene- Wait... I thought you were Zexion's father? He's smart like you and you two joined up at around the same time... Roxas- Yeah! And Zexion fights with a book! He's even more useless than Vexen!
Larxene: Here we go again. Roxas: I don't want to be a part of this conversation... Larxene: Saix can explain, right Saix?
