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    Script for one of many 7 minute cartoons I've written.
    (WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENCE).
    A Slam & Kasey Cartoon
    Take the Cake
    Starring Slam Wallaby & Kasey Kockroach
    The cartoon opens as S&K are miserably standing in front of a bakery as it's snowing, as a huge, beautiful cake lies as the front display. The two stare at it in lust, searching through their pockets and finding nothing. The chef/owner of the shop walks out the door, placing a "Out to Lunch" sign on his door and walks off, singing "It's a Hap-Hap-Happy Day" to himself. S&K see their chance, and both sneak inside the bakery, oblivious to the fact that they're both going at it at once. They grab opposite sides of the large cake, now noticing they've got competition for the thievery of this lucious cake. Both growling in jealously, Slam socks Kasey in the eye, and whacks him with a mallet so hard, that he falls through the floor. Slam runs off with the cake in hand, only for Kasey to crash/emerge from the floor right in front of him, poking him in the eyes with two fingers, and running off outside with the cake. He runs to the safety of his trash can, but finds it locked. Panicking as Slam marches right up to him with a club, he frantically pulls out a keychain, searching desperately for the key to safety. Finally, he finds the right key, just as he's whacked and the cake stolen away. Kasey furiously chases Slam with a chain mace, smashing his noggin and stealing back the cake. Slam chases after him, but runs right into a metal pole, knocking himself out. Kasey chuckles to himself, only to fall right down a manhole, plummeting into the sewer below, knocking himself out as well as losing the cake in the sewer water.
    The crash gets the attention of a poor, starving, weak rat, looking like he's truly desperate for any form of food. He spots the dirty cake, and squeals in delight as he grabs it and drags it off. Just then, Kasey awakes, and angrily spots the tiny thief. He's just about to chase after it, but Slam jumps down the manhole, slipping and falling on Kasey, knocking him out once more, giving Slam the chance to chase the rat. He grabs the cake, along with the rat as he's clutching it, and stuffs it down his throat. Kasey, now awakened, punches Slam in the stomach with a boxing glove so hard, he coughs the cake up intact as well as the rat. Both tackle each other furiously to the ground, pummeling each other. The rat sees this as his chance, and sneaks off with the cake as the two are distracted. Eventually too bruised and weary to fight, they both now see the cake getting away, and frantically chase after it, as the chase continues in the sewer line. The rat sees them, and knows he can't outrun them. So, he tears off a slice of cake for himself, and crawls into a pipe, managing to squeeze the cake inside with him. As Slam follows the trail of the pipe, Kasey pulls out a rocket launcher, stuffing it inside the pipe as he prepares to shoot the rat out. Meanwhile, Slam finds the end of the pipe, and snickers as he sticks his mouth in it, knowing he can trick the rat into running the cake right into his piehole.
    Slam sticks his mouth on the pipe, as Kasey sticks the rocket launcher at the other end...
    A drum roll is heard...
    The music suddenly gets dramatic, as the mouse finds another escape, shrieking as he realizes what's about to happen, and hides, covering his eyes...
    Aaaand...
    KAAAAAABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
    A rocket fires and explodes in Slam's mouth, as he manages to put his mouth out with the dirty water around him. Furious, he grabs a spiky mallet, whalloping Kasey repeatedly, as Kasey strikes back, using his rocket launcher as his club. They beat each other mercillessly, until they remember the cake, as the rat is again scurrying off and getting away with the cake, as he climbs back up the ladder and onto the streets with it. S&K hurriedly climb up the ladder, chasing after the rat, dodging trucks and cars and parades as they chase the cake through the snowy streets. S&K pull out shotguns, blasting at the cake-wielding rodent, destroying everything but it. The streets are set on fire, cars are destroyed, people are scared away, as S&K furiously pursue the now filthy cake. Finally, the two climb after the rat up a building, and corner him at the edge. The rat threatens to drop it down the skyscraper if they come too close. Seeing they're bowing down to him as the cake is threatened, the rat (though doesn't speak, he squeaks in certain tones where you can get an idea what he's saying) proposes they share the cake. Reluctantly, S&K agree, as they climb down the now wrecked building and onto the destroyed city. Just as about they're about to split it, the chef/owner of the bakery now returns! Of course, he is furious at these three thieves, swiping the cake away, screaming at them in Italian, as he chases them away from his property, hurling other cakes at them as he continues to chase them until he's worn out.
    S&K and the rat sulk at first, having lost the single reasont they were fighting. But, they realize they have cake all over them from the guy chasing them. So, the cartoon closes as they lick the icing off of themselves, satisfied with that.
    The End. A Slam & Kasey Cartoon.
    Thread by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: Archives
  3. kaseykockroach
    In your opinion, who are some of the best video game villains (and why)? It can be a major villain, or a minor villain. I'd have to go with Dr Nefarious from R&C3 myself. "LAAAAWWWREEENNNCE!!!". Runner ups include Bowser, Beldam, Shadow Queen, Neyla and Admiral Razorbeard.
    Thread by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009, 20 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Summon Tinkerbell IMMEDIATELY after the fight starts, before he casts that spell. Other than that, I just spammed Gravity and Thunder. No real strategy
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
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    What are you talking about? I'm not posting. I want to obey rules so I can make friends. :(
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    http://www.cartoonbrew.com/cartoon-culture/2-d-lovers-of-another-kind.html#comments
    This guy's insane. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go pick up my girlfriend.
    *hugs Ariel pillow*
    Thread by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Okay, I won't post in this thread. :) I like obeying rules. Rules are cool.
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 26, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. kaseykockroach
    Visit my aunt's house, assassinate Seth Macfarclane, say my goodbyes to everyone on MSN and in real life, then watch cartoons with all of my pets while eating shrimp and root beer.
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 25, 2009 in forum: Discussion
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    I don't really ponder on what happens afterwards too much, since I'm an Agnostic. I think more often on not when will it happen, but how. Will it just be any old day, I walk out to check the mail and get run over by a car? Or will I be aware of it and thus would have time to say goodbyes, as in I catch a disease or somethin? Maybe I should just stay indoors.
    "A magical place, where you can't get harmed!".
    I don't know, I'm too busy enjoying life to really think about stuff like that. I can't control my destiny (except by eating less junk food), so there's no real point. When I die, I die. If there's a heaven, I'll probably go the other place since I wasn't religious. Oh well.
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 25, 2009 in forum: Discussion
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    Okay. I watch cartoons before me die then.http://www.220.ro/GDWKdeCWzi/Woody-Woodpecker-Ski-For-Two
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    And then I watch cartoons with my best buddies, Daffy, Donald and Woody.
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I just had an out of body experience. I visited heaven, and there on the highest chair was Daffy Duck, or God. The second chair was Donald, aka Jesus. The third was Woody Woodpecker, the Holy Ghost.
    Sex is sexy.

    KNOW YOUR PLACE!!! WORSHIP THE DUCK!!!!!!!! OR ELSE, THE PANTHERS FROM THE SUPERMARKET WILL GIVE US SEXY ORANGE JUICE....FROM THE 8th DIMENSION!
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    NOOO!!! YOU MAY NOT LEAVE!!!!!! STAY, AND WE SHALL DISCUSS DONALD, AKA JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS...
    And that's just awesome.
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    YOU SHALL NOT!!!! DAFFY, AKA GOD, WILL PROTECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! MEEEE!! *foams at mouth*.
    ......Anyone watched some good porn lately?
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    IF YOU ARE THE PORCUPINE, THEN.......
    Who is my favorite cartoon character?!?!?! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    THE MILKMAN KNOWS!!!!!!! HE KNOWS ALL!!!!!!!.....KINGDOM HEARTS! FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF SEXINESS!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WckAlBpQHao
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The porcupine told me!!!!!!!!!! The porcupines are coming!!!!! Why!?!??!! Leave me alooooooooooooooooone!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    SUCK THE BALLS OF THE GREAT PORCUPINE, YOU PASTA EATING GERMAN!!!!! HEIL KASEY!!!!!!!!!!http://l.yimg.com/au.yimg.com/i/life/img/hbeautiful/081017_porcupine_rice_balls.jpg
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Oh, yes, indeed. I am crazy. But do you know what else?
    PORCUPINES ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You shall not speak, disrespectful one!!!!!! Know your place, feeble child!!!!!!!!! For I am..........
    SEVERIN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://KaseyKockroach.deviantart.com/art/Severin-Boy-129920879
    Post by: kaseykockroach, Jul 24, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone