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What the hell guys, you aren't supposed to do about my surprise until April 1! Who told? >:o

I'm upset how nobody bothered to comment on my story ;_;

My father...was a virgin...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he faps off crazier than usual. Mommy disconnects the internet to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

This Candlejack **** is getting on my nerves. None of you ******s even do it rig

My mother...was afraid...and a fiend

And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.

A meme is something many people do like saying "HERD U LEIK MUDKIPS". Basically coping that one same thing over and over again.

A fad is copying a style of something over and over again.

Same principle >:

Ok , I lol'd

GODDAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRIED THAT **** ****!
love you <3

The one at the bottom right corner has boobs though.

Who am I kidding I'd hit them all.

This is the spamzone, nothing gets locked unless I post something offensive.

That doesn't make sense, straight people get it too. Whoever made that quote is ****ing ******ed.

Two terrorists walk into a bar. Boom!

Alright this is what you do. Agree to watch Twilight with your parents and sit down for a while, maybe a good half-hour or so that their guard will go down. Then get up acting like you're getting yourself a drink, but instead take the tube out of the paper towels *you'll see what we do with this later*, then take a stick of celery and hide it in your pocket.

Return to the couch and dependent on whoever looks like the stronger parent *usually it's the father unless he's a total pussy then the mom*, and stab that person with the celery stick. Now while you are stabbing I recommend going for the throat since it's cooler. Now the other person should be shitting themselves screaming so you stuff the paper towel tube in their mouth to shut them up *if you rolled it into a ball they should lose oxygen and pass out, this will make a great hostage if the neighbor heard the commotion and called the cops*.

Now you have the house to yourself and you can do whatever you want. I'd recommend finishing the Twilight movie then going on the internet and bash the **** out of it for sucking *if you were pleasantly surprised and liked the movie then bash it anyway, this is called 'trolling' and you'll only be cool on the internet if you become a master of trolling*.

Now all that's left is cleaning up the bodies since they will start to smell since when a person dies they **** their pants *this is true, it happend on South Park*. There are many ways to dispose of the bodies. You could either flush small chunks down the toilet but this may be time consuming and might clog the pipes and now you'll have smelly bodies and piss everywhere. You could eat them *I recommend putting them in the oven on HIGH for around 30 minutes with a little seasoning on it, ****ing delicious* or yuo can do the last option which is my favorite. To do this one you'll have to wait for garbage day when the dumpster comes to pick up the trash, well before they arrive place the bodies in a neighbor's trash container so that way it'll be major lulz when the garbage men see this *I recommend not using a neighbor's garbage who is closer than a block from your house. You want it as far as possible, but not far enough that you can get back home from giggling at the garbage men's face and post pics on the internet*

Facebook is too cluttered imo. I like how clean Myspace is, and for the fact that there are more independent musicians on Myspace who are amazing than on Facebook.

Goddamn I don't know what to say to this. I think I raged a little on the inside

That soundtrack is ****ing amazing. MadWorld has a surprisingly good soundtrack as well.

No **** Sherlock. Now leave and never go back to that site before it takes your soul.