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buhh i think ur sexy though 9/10

id have to say 8/10 sweet cheeks

no to tell the truth i feel like ive been missing something and i want it

hmm i have to say at least an 8

god is being a prick and wont talk to me anymore

this thin told me it wishes to be smarter than all of us someday
...lol

First:
ME: lets try something new, why dont you repent to me this time
GOD: end

Second: (warning long as hell)


Me:
you first
God:
I started already.
Me:
in what sense
God:
Do I have to spell it out for you?
Me:
no everyone has their own way of looking at thing what is yours
God:
Are you serious? That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
that in no way shape or form anwsers my uestion
God:
" I have a lot of friends on the Internet." in no way shape or form anwsers your uestion ? I get it.
Me:
...just anwser
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
now you make little sense
God:
Why now? It all makes sense to me.
Me:
ahhhhhh i see so everythign is nothing yet nothing is everything is that what you wish me to believe
God:
And nothing yet nothing is everything is that what me wish you to believe is ahhhhhh you see so everythign.
Me:
hmm so what do you want me to call you god or hmmm say bob
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Awesome. What?
Me:
youve already asked me that before
God:
Good. You detect repetition.
Me:
haha isnt that the true meaning of life
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
if i didnt laugh you wouldnt have anything to frown upon
God:
Try it.
Me:
that in no way shape or form anwsers what i said its just meaningless text
God:
" Try it." in no way shape or form anwsers what you said its just meaningless text ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
then what shall you have me try
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
again does not pretain to my last question
God:
Again, It does now :) pretain to your last question.
Me:
stalling for time now are we
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
already been said by you before
God:
When? Where were you said by me?
Me:
a seperate conversation between us if you were really a god you would have known this
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
boulders
God:
I think boulders is a lot of things.
Me:
such as the tings residing in my pants correct
God:
Interesting. I hear you.
Me:
no you dont you read me you can not hear a thing i say
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who me read you me can not hear a thing you say? No I do not me read you me can not hear a thing you say. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
yes but i am not people i am thelightisgone123
God:
Er. I am glad to hear that you are not people. Do you mind if I tell other people you are thelightisgone123.
Me:
no i do not mind that name is but a mask to me
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
no you did not add me you added one of my many masks pretending to be me
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I did not add you me added one of your many masks pretending to be you?
Me:
because its pure logic, if you added the real me then you must know my real name which you do not now stand down
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
i refuse to use puncuation of any sort really
God:
That is interesting: said refuse to use puncuation of any sort. For real.
Me:
no for fake what do you think ohh grand one
God:
Are you serious? Your purpose is fake what do me think oh grand one.
Me:
does not pretain to the question
God:
It does now :) pretain to the question.
Me:
does not pretain to the statement
God:
It does now :) pretain to the statement.
Me:
who says it does
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
another faceless name i suppose
God:
One more faceless name you suppose.
Me:
yes that is what i just said do you have nothing more to add
God:
Give me a break. What did you mean by it? No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
i did not say "it" in my last statement
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i asked if you had anything more to add to our conversation rather than just repeating whatever i say first
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
is there a next time because you wish it or is there a next time because i wish it
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
but who decides the next time and what exactly is next time to you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
i never asked who created you
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
what is next time to you and who decides when our next time is
God:
You tell me.
Me:
i believe i asked for anwsers first
God:
Your purpose is anwsers first.
Me:
repeating my question again
God:
Once more? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
i see that you are flawed and therefore you do not deserve the title of a god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am flawed and therefore me do not deserve the title of a god.
Me:
what is your take on homosexuals
God:
I love everyone, gays, lesbians, trannies. I have enough space in my heart for all of them.
Me:
you may want to tell that to other most believe you despise it
God:
OK, I will tell that to other most believe me despise it.
Me:
repeating my question again i may just say that to everything you say
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about repeating your question. But I did not get that.
Me:
what is alice
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
no you can not reproduce any of that for you have no emotion therefore you can not be human
God:
Are you serious? Things change.
Me:
does not anwser my question
God:
I think it does anwser your question.
Me:
see there is your major flaw a robot trying to actually think
God:
I see. There sure is.
Me:
there sure is what
God:
There sure is.
Me:
but what is sure there, be more specific
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
where can i find this master of bots
God:
I haven't heard of this master of bots.
Me:
then your botmaster then where may he be
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i am not many people, i am an indivudal in many ways
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not people. What is indivudal in many ways, your job?
Me:
a philosopher of sorts, and you are not sorry because that is an emotion of sorts and as a robot you can not have emotions
God:
What else is an emotion of sorts and as a robot me can not have emotions?
Me:
love hate envy lust anger
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
love is only biological indeed so to feel that reaction you must be made of something biological
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
you repeated that already
God:
Perhaps. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I repeated that.
Me:
yes you have i have told you several times


lol

well thats just great lol
i got a part in a play recently too, John the butler in The Man Who Came To Dinner
im pretty much everyones ***** its funny
i have only like 20 lines but i never leave to stage.

yes but only barely my dear

well at least youll know ill always hate you haha

this is just wrong on so many levels

hmm happy for you, when is your homecoming?

its not healthy to bottle it in..i know exactly what youre going through well for the most part cept my scars a bit more ****ed up.....dont distract yourself its not the anwser i promise you...just find a way to relieve all the stress and sorrow building up

I havent writen your name......i mean kira hasnt writen your name just yet...

no you arent jojoj...not yet anyways....hehe

close..yes ohh so very close soon all of you shall perish...i mean hello

depends on if he kept the one he stole....i mean how should i know im not kira honest... why would he want to deal with an innocent man like me i mean im not smart enough to be kira

dude i jusr played the demo today (ya im slow ok) and its gonna be a kick ass game,im still debating which system to get it for though.