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Tell me youre friend code so i can add you :p


I will add mine later.

Mine is :

Processor : Inter Core 2 Quad

Motherboard: Asus P5E X38

Ram: 3.50 GB RAM

FDD: 1.44

HDD: 500 GB

Optic Drive : 20x DVDRW DIL

VGA Adapter ( Graphic card) : Geforce 8800 Ultra 768MB XFX

My friend code is : 1633-3963-2614

Tell me you're friend code and tell me when you are ready mmmmmmm'kay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6AN5tjn21E&feature=related
Did you know all kids in Hollywood speak fluent Japanese? NNNOOO..!!!!!

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Hello it's me DubaiMario , so...... when I was given the chance to play Kane & Lynch on the PS3 a few months back, I was absolutely appalled at how bad the game was, given the amount of marketing hype that went into promoting the game (cue Gamespot flashback). Still, after managing to sit through it, I thought that never again would a developer create such an absolutely abysmal game and sell it off to the eager public. Sadly, I have had to sit through yet another disappointment, in the form of Conflict: Denied Ops.

This game is the fifth intsallment in the Conflict series, and thankfully doesn’t carry over any of the plot from any of the previous games. Denied Ops pits you as two special agents working for the Special Activities Division within the CIA - Lincoln Graves and Reggie Lang (isn’t it ironic that your department is called SAD? But I digress..) As normally expected, each agent would have their own special abilities, but sadly the only difference between the agents is the size of the gun they’re packing. Graves carries around a trusty sniper rifle, while Lang prefers a heavy duty machine gun. Each agent does have a pistol as a standby weapon, but its firepower is about as effective as a fly swatter.

Cue the predictable and depressing storyline – a third world dictatorship has decided that it’s had enough of crap from the world and wants to gain nuclear weapons, “just in case”. Your task is obviously to stop them and come home for the big hero parade. While your missions span over three continents and subject you to a variety of environments, your missions soon become terribly linear and repetitive. Most of your missions just involve you sneaking into a facility and stealing data from a computer, or taking out a specific target. Though this may not sound challenging, it actually is, considering there is absolutely no radar, GPS, or signposts telling you where things are. All you have on screen is a blue arrow that is supposed to point you in the right direction, but it often tends to have a mind of its own. Apparently the removal of the HUD is supposed to be a good thing according to the game’s manual, but it would be nice to have some sort of visual clue where your enemies are hiding out, apart from when the jump out and turn you into swiss cheese.

Dead storyline and gameplay aside, let’s focus on our friendly agents, who are as good a couple as Elton John and David Furnish. The two agents constantly bicker, with Lang being the typical macho man in charge, and Graves trying to stand up for himself (do I smell domestic disturbance here?). Not only are they a match made in heaven, but they’re an absolute pain to control. Because you’re responsible for both agents and can freely switch between then, you will have to leave the other agent in the hands of the spastic AI. Most of the time, your AI partner will crouch behind a crate and return fire at enemies, but the rest of the time you will find your friend wandering around trying to remember what your last command to him was. Considering there’s only two commands – “Move there” and “Form on me”, that shouldn’t be too hard to remember. But your AI friend will happily walk into a barrage of bullets, or stupidly stand around taking in the historical sites. And should your friend happen to ingest one too many bullets, you have to run out and inject him with adrenaline, and he will pop back on his feet (why we don’t have this solution in real wars I’ll never know…think of the savings in hospital bills!)

Another annoying part of the game is the limited firepower you have. You’re pretty much stuck with the sniper and machine gun for the entire game, with free upgrades to both weapons added on after each successful mission. Some of the upgrades are genuinely useful, such as Graves’ ability to shoot over and around objects. But even with these upgrades you don’t feel any real sense of combat – you get more of a thrill by running up close to an enemy and cracking their head open like a walnut. If you get tired of all the running, the game does occasionally give you the brief thrill of driving a vehicle. You’re given the chance to drive a tank, an APC, and a hovercraft, all of which drive like they’re made of lead. Controls are unresponsive, and if you’re playing in single player mode, you have to keep switching between driver and gunner positions, leaving you in the open for enemy fire. Oh and annoying thing number 87 about this game – driving over your partner. Frequently.

If you feel that you’re just too frustrated with the game, you do have an option to bribe a friend to join you in a co-op mode, or you can team up with a player online to go through the game together. This eliminates the brain-dead AI from controlling your partner, so at least you can have someone competent covering your back. The game also includes a multiplayer option, which has standard Deathmatch and Capture the Flag levels to try and hold your interest. But these too lack any originality or new weapons, and I found it quite difficult to find anyone who was playing this game online.

Graphically speaking, the game looks like it was developed for the PS2. Everything looks grainy or too bright, and the models animate more like stick figures. The voice acting is simply terrible, and some of the accents are just downright painful to hear. There are some good sound effects for the explosions and when firing, but that’s about it. One thing the game does do quite well is physics - the game boasts ‘Puncture Tech’ technology, and while I have no clue what this means, it’s easy to figure out what it is. Nearly every single thing in your environment can be torn to shreds, ranging from water towers to pickup trucks, to wooden crates. Explosions are frequent and handled easily by the PS3, which makes for some sort of visual distraction from the terrible gameplay. But honestly speaking, the developers went a bit too far with this ‘realistic’ engine, applying it to nearly every single object in the game, even to fallen soldiers. Shoot a corpse and it will instantly buckle over and flop around like a rag doll. Because the physics engine has been used too extensively in the game, it loses its sheen after a while and just blends in with the rest of the game.

Conflict: Denied Ops is a truly painful game to play, and makes even the worst FPS game look better in comparison. With boring missions, unattractive graphics, and a multiplayer mode that no one seems to be playing, this game doesn’t look to be selling many copies any time soon. If you’re looking for a good FPS for the PS3, look elsewhere.

I'm pretty excited...are you?

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God I Want To Download Something From Rapidshare But It Doesn't Let Me!

since you're a zelda game fan i suggest you see this :

Here's the video : http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.