http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/main.htm New version of zeitgeist was released today on the main site (I think it was today, anyway).
The guy who runs my school library let me use the unfiltered wifi at my school. :D
Yeah so like, don'tcha hate it when kids run around in your house asking and pestering you to use your stuff? ;_;
It's cold outisde. Is it cold for you guys? :/
You are a slore. <3
HO HO HO. Yes I am. ;D *feels noobish because of Mish now* XD
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs YA hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because my boyelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. Introduce her to YA friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her YA jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop lassieing about the cold right now, you're going to be lassieing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in YA arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use YA arms for more important things (like basketball). 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of YA t-shirts, and make sure it has YA smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about). 21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and YA happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. When she gives you a present on YA birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny. 26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call. --- Pure. Genius. Doing #'s 19, 21 and 22 for sure.
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Seriously. :3 Anyway, CnC on a new tag. Cin chose the stock, and it happened to be B&W. First B&W in a while now. lol
Words from: Live & Learn Butchered by: Me'z. Still got a lotta stock to test my avatar skills with. Crit appreciated.
Tutorial for stock placement. Enjoy. :3
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Title of thread from the song Even Flow by Pearl Jam. Look it up, it's good. =) CnC?
v2 Need help with text and the like. It's a work in progress so don't get too picky. lol But I could certainly use the crit. <3
v2. Bleh. Slowly getting back into it. I think I suck. Need some tutz me thinks. CnC?
*Sora* requested it. Sadly didn't want it. >: What do you guys think? y/n?
Took a stroll back into filtering. Was going to make it last night, but didn't get done with my homework fast enough. Anyway, Crit plz?
:locked: lulz .
V1 V2 CnC totally apprecipateduh.
Will get you banned. And it's hilarious when you do.
