Great way to let everyone else know that that is actually your name =_=
I personally try to use two eyes ;D Although according to uncyclopedia emos only have one eye ;_x
Since when does any politican come through on all of their promises? It's just to get you to vote for them. You don't look at their promises, you look at their long term plans, and what their core beliefs are (and I am not talking about religious beliefs =_=). Ugh I don't even live in America.
The point is generally no-one chooses to be gay, they are born gay. They choose whether to accept it as fact or not. @gijter: You speak as if being gay is a problem that needs to be overcome. I pity your close-mindedness. I feel sorry for people that like you, who will never get to know people because you have been brainwashed to think that they are evil or sinful for something they didn't choose.
I agree that abortion should never be used as a last resort for birth control. Really I think it should never have to reach this point. There are enough products out there to make sure that the chance of pregnancy (unless actually wanted) is slim to none. It is generally ignorance or just plain arrogance (the whole "Oh, it'll never happen to me" attitude) that makes them fail or just not be used. There is also manufacturer failures where the product actually fails, but thankfully this happens rarely (I hope :S). Meh I'm tired =_=
Start It Up - Farewell
So youd rather the child went through a life of need? I admit I worded it very badly ;_;
Taking resposiblity also involves deciding to have an abortion. Also for the people that said it is murder, that all depends on at what stage you say life begins. Basically, you have to think of the big picture. A world with no abortion would be even more over-populated than it is now. Society would fall apart, there isn't room for everyone =/
The poll is so wrong. NO-ONE is pro-abortion, there is no such group. It is called PRO-CHOICE for a reason. People in this group believe that women should have the right to decide what happens to their own bodies, and to have the right to an abortion. Gah it really pisses me off when people get that wrong ._. Anyway, I think that all women should have the right to an abortion. The world is already grossly over-populated and services are stretched to the limit. What would a sudden influx of unwanted children do, except make life worse for everyone involved? You have to remember that the pregnant woman are severely affected by abortions, it is not a decision they take lightly. Then there is the current family, local community, country, world etc etc Already said all of this in the Spamzone debate ;D
I'm happy as long as Huckabee doesn't win. It's time America remembered about the fact that it is supposed to have a secular government. Meaning religion should in no way enter into the equation. And considering the fact he is an ex-baptist minister (I am almost certain of this <_>). America needs a leader that can detach him or herself from their religious beliefs. Lol I think it's great people have to choose between a coloured man or a white woman for the democrat candidate xD Many people will be torn between their racism and sexism >_>
Homophobia FTL (An opinion, no offence or bashing intended)
WAT?! T_T Anyway, I have had no pancakes today, at all <_>
Well then don't, just because it is there doesn't mean you have to look at it. It's not illegal and a group of people like it. Who are you to say they can't have what they want? The only one who can say what is, and what is not a pairing, and that is Nomura
Sounds like our maths class. There is like 20 something of us and our teacher is always at the other side of the room helping one person, so we just sit and have a laugh x] Although we still manage to get our work done ?.? Well I do anyway >_> Here is that other religion thing xD Now, just how many _______________s does it take to change a light bulb? Amish : What's a light bulb? Roman Catholic : None Use candles only. Lutherans : None Lutherans don't believe in change. Episcopalians : 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Methodists : Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Baptists : At least 15 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Mormon : 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Jehovah's Witnesses : 2 1 to change the bulb and 1 to convince you that 3 way bulbs originated from pagan polytheism. Church of Christ: 2 One to take the bulb out and a second to baptize the old bulb into a new one. Messianic Jews: Menorah is the only source of light, since the jury is still out on whether or not a light bulb exceeds the accepted level of exertion on the Sabbath. Seventh-day Adventists: 0 The bulb isn't dead, it's just sleeping until the Lord returns. Unitarians : We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence. Interdenominational: Everyone Instead of really focusing just on changing the light, this denomination would also focus on ecumenically discussing just how to change the light, and would also make a party of it, invite everyone, and just enjoy good discussion, food, and a little service which tries not to step on to many toes doctrinally, but presents the truth in a simple and lifechanging way. Fundamentalists: One, the Preacher. There's only one right way to change a light bulb and he's going to show you how since you're obviously too stupid to know how yourself. Russian Orthodox: One, the Priest, while everyone else stands around and chants and then gets smashed on vodka after church. Holiness: Two, the preacher who lays his hands on the bulb and prays, sweats and screams for a miracle and the Lord who (hopefully) complies. Snake Handlers: Two, one church member who takes an angry, poisonous viper and makes it into a lasso to change the bulb, and the unfortunate said snake. Quakers: You don't need a bulb if you're going to sit down, close your eyes and meditate. Wiccan: Two, one Priestess to change the light, and one Man on all fours to act as her footstool Buddhist: If you're worried about the lightbulb you're showing too much attatchment to material things. Meditate and TRANSCEND your need for a lightbulb. Zen: Become one with the lightbulb Scientology: Give us $100,000.00 and we'll show you how to change a light bulb! Satanist: Three. One to steal a new bulb from a close friend, and another to stab a close friend in the back in order to have the honor of changing the light bulb for themselves, and a naked woman to act as a footstool. Atheists: Undetermined. They'll hold a meeting a the local coffee shop during which they will all argue that no one in the group is authorized to determine who should change the light bulb or how it should be changed. Several angry attendees will leave in a fit of rage. Meanwhile, a number of them will write online blogs denouncing the facism of the group. Said lightbulb might go unchanged. Agnostics: Not wanting to step on anyone's toes, no agnostic will take a strong position as to who should have the authority to change the lightbulb. They'll wait for someone else to do it. Brights: They'll argue that perhaps it is not appropriate to call it a light bulb at all, as the name takes on too controversial a meaning. They'll meet to discuss possible alternatives to the old fashioned name "light bulb" & never actually discuss how to change it or what kind of replacement bulb should be installed. Secularists: One. Any member will jump to change the light bulb before the government tries to impose its will on the lightbulb. New Agers: None. It is what it is & resentment for the dullness of the light would voluntarily bring unnecessary anxiety. The light bulb chooses to be in the state it is, & no one should impose his or her own selfish will on the light bulb. Hallucinogenics will be passed around the spirit circle to add to the depth to which one can contemplate the existence or non-existence of the light bulb, which may actually be a manifestation of universal energy.
xD I saw a better one involving lightbulbs ;D Twas very funneh Although this one was also amusing
Because it was funny and I, wait for it, laughed out loud? I doubt you would have heard me
Lol Did you think I was being serious? xDDD Although I did enjoy your humour ;_;
@.@ Did you save it? ;_;
I smell something burning..................... x]
What, like now? 8D
