Post is up. Also, Quick heads-up: Eddie's car is made from the flesh of the Metal Beast, Örmagodden. Meaning, it can break through anything.
"Ho...Ly...Shit... Those were the only words Eddie could say as the strange machine sprung to life and let out it's terrifying sound. Eddie was frozen there as the creature stared him and Thel down with it's evil red eye. Siegfried pulled Eddie back away from the creature, where he snapped out of his trance. "Wait a minute, what about the Berserker? Unless..." "Unless what, Edward?" "Unless this was a trap, and we were just sent straight into whatever the hell that thing is!" Without another word, Eddie, yet again, took out his guitar. He played a third solo, causing a car to appear from nowhere. Eddie hopped into the driver's seat. "Yo, Siegfried, hop in the passenger seat! You're the biggest. Everyone else, get in the back, now!" (OOC: Gonna godmod for a second here, but they need get moving, like...now) The four did as Eddie said, squeezing next to one another inside the Deuce's back seat. Eddie started the ignition. It just so happened that he left one of his favorite CD's in the radio, which auto started upon ignition of the engine. Spoiler: Song with title that sorta makes sense [video=youtube;zKvensWwgrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKvensWwgrw[/video] Eddie then slammed on the gas, plowing through the tight hallways of the ship, and smashing through the doors. He only hoped his car was faster than whatever that thing was.
Oh, I will. By starting an epic chase scene.
That does complicate things...
Is this the part where they get the **** out?
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With the Normandy now back in their control, Eddie was ready (lolrhymes) to place the flag. After yet another solo, a blue flag appeared next to Eddie in a blaze of pyrotechnics. The roadie took the flag and placed it right next to the Normandy. "Alright, flag's ready. Now we can go kick some berserker ass and know where to go when we're finished...Whoa..." Eddie said, noticing the large object that Thel had noticed. Eddie stepped next to Thel. "So, uh...What is it?"
:D Wait a minute... D:
Yeah, I know. I was just being lazy. :3
It'll be either Deadpool or Eddie, the exact sentence will be "Man, I am in the mood to FIGHT some sh*t!" And then BOOM. Great Mighty Poo.
I know you just said you'd stop talking about it, but... How would that be a surprise? If you're planet's being destroyed, you do one of two things: End it early with the Osterhagen key, or get the f*ck out. Simple as that.
I don't know if I should be worried, excited...Or grossed out by the fact that a literal pile of **** just talked to me.
Don't worry bro. It took me a while to figure it out. Besides, it'll all make perfect sense when the time comes. Just you wait.
Alright. But that means Shepard's gotta start HAULING SOME ASS. I wanna fight sh1t, y'know?
Damn. Okay then.
If you'd like some action on Thel's ship, Eddie just did something incredibly loud. Maybe that'll attract Berserker?
Eddie and Siegfried followed Shepard and the others through the door. They couldn't hear it, but there was definitely an air of death flowing through the room. "Alright, guys. Let's try and keep our cool. If the Berserker shows up from nowhere, we can take him." Eddie said, trying to reassure the others in case they were worried. "Better yet, I'll make you keep your cool." Eddie said, taking out his guitar. Lightning rode down the neck of the instrument as he readied himself to play a Solo. He began, sending his fingers from string to string, fret to fret, as the solo sounded through the halls of Thel's ship. "There. Now, if would be so kind as to take a look at whatever it is you fight with, you'll notice it is glowing orange. For the next hour or so, you've been powered up to badass level!" Then it hit him. The sound of that Solo echoed through the ships halls, meaning it could have attracted the Berserker. "Wait a minute...Oh, shit..." "What's the matter, Edward?" Siegfried asked, still half-marveling at his now glowing sword. Eddie motioned for him to keep his voice down. "We need to keep our voices down, I think I might've attracted the Berserker..." Eddie whispered.
Actually I think everyone's known this for a little while now...
I aim to please. Now we just need Shepard to start moving.
Post is up. You'll either like or hate what I did.
