*Beats you with phone then breaks it* My phone is broken!
XO ~ Fall Out Boy
*Beats you with ring boy* It was 3 friggin blocks!
*Beats you with mother in-law* Public transportation sucks!
*Beats you with cake-stained tux* My car ran out of gas!
Saturday- FOB
*Beats you with best man from the wedding* Thats for messing up cake.
Well there was this one ti- Oh wait, someone else paid.
Dance, Dance- FOB
*Beats you with DNA test* Damn, you were right!
Lol! *Beats you with my daddy* He's right here!
I these kids don't know what sex is then maybe they shouldn't be on the internet.
*Beats you with Oreo cookies* Got Milk?
*Beats you with Kon from Bleach* Thats a two in one!
*Beats you with a HMS DVD* Take that!
Good Job. I'll be there in about two years.
