Xemnas winced, looking up from what was once an Ansem doll. "I THOUGHT I TAPED YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!" he yelled, grabbing the tape again.
Demyx blinked as he thought about what he had just overheard Larxene say. "THAT IS WROOOOONG!!" he cried. Then he turned to Ansem. "Dude...haven't you been watching us?"
It finally clicked in Demyx's head that he was on fire."GAAAAAAAH!!! DANCE, WATER!!! DAAAAAAAANCE!!!" Demyx screamed, summoning his sitar and playing it frantically. Water splashed on him, completely soaking himself. Xemnas was still happily mutilating the Ansem doll.
Demyx stopped screaming. "Sorry...he scared me," he said. "Well...actually, he scares me just existing, so...what're you gonna do?"
Demyx continued screaming as he stared at Xigbar.
Demyx returned Zexion's glare. "Fine...don't answer like a normal person..." he muttered. He noticed Xigbar and screamed.
Demyx looked over at Zexion. "What's up, emo kid?" Xemnas was laughing maniacally as he ripped the limbs off the Ansem doll.
Sephiroth is the frickin' awesomest villain ever created!! Seriously, he's got the psychotically calm voice and a wing and a long bad@$$ sword!! I love him!
OOC: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Sorry...forgot to mention the PG-13 rating...no more porn, please... Xemnas tore off the head of the Ansem figure and grinned. "I feel better all ready."
Xemnas took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, but ended up screaming, "ALL OF THESE MORONS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!"
(Of course you can!) Xemnas sighed. "Fine...if this doesn't work, I kill you, deal?" he asked. Demyx pulled his hood up and hid in the corner again, this time thoroughly pissed off at everyone.
"I WAS TALKING ABOUT ZEXION, YOU DEAF PYRO!!" Demyx tried to scream, but was silenced by Zexion's spell. He gave Member VI the finger. Xemnas glared at Ansem and mouthed several profanities at his old teacher.
Demyx gasped. "I see dead people..." he whispered, looking at Zexion.
Demyx screamed. "GAAAAAAAH!! I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE XIGBAR!!!" He quickly cast Cure on himself. "IN YOUR FACE, STABBITY!!" "DESTROY KINGDOM HEARTS???!!! YOU F***IN' SON OF A B****!!!" Xemnas screamed, lunging at Ansem.
Demyx grinned at Xaldin. "Nope. I like watching your braids burn, Stabbity." "YAAH!!" Xemnas screamed, slapping duct tape over Xaldin's mouth.
Xemnas's eye twitched. "THAT'S IT!! I'M GIVING YOU MY OWN BRAND OF THERAPY!!" he yelled at Xaldin as he picked up a convieniently placed roll of duct tape. "GET OVER HERE, STABBITY!!!"
Xemnas sneered. "You don't know what you're talking about..." Demyx took off his hood. "I can't help it! I've been like this since I had a heart!"
Demyx sniffled. "I can't help it! You scared me, Axel!"
"XALDIN, I AM GOING TO TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!" Xemnas yelled. Demyx stared at Axel from under his hood, then felt tears come to his eyes again. "DON'T THREATEN ME, AXEL!!!" he cried.
"XALDIN, I'M YOUR SUPERIOR AND YOU ARE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY!!!" Xemnas yelled. Demyx huddled in his corner. "When I get my sitar, I'll be okay..." he kept repeating to himself.
