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I saw this and when his fans of all people thought it was real it was hilarious. No one knows of The Onion ;__;

You told me I was the only one!

Well they go right to your thighs...





and then you blow up.

RUM AND GUM PARTY AT MY PLACE.
loll i missed you ;A;

lol.
One hamburger=FAT FOR LIFE.

Dude, P. Stop using black text and putting your text in a quote box. Its unbelievably annoying.

You just learned? I first learned when I was 7.

Serj Tankian <333

yessssssssssss

I actually conjured up enough of my spirit to finally do one of these darn things lmao.

Spoiler

Opening Credits:
All That Remains - Rogue Wave
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you:
Legions of Fath - Two Steps from Hell (I guess she found out about me on the battlefield or something)
Slideshow of her pregnancy:
Come out and Play - The Offspring
While she's delivering you:
Safeguard to Paradise - Epica
Your first birthday:
Gumball Machine Weekend - Yppah
You growing up:
When You Were Young - The Killers
Your first day of school:
Lapland - Ratatat
Meeting your first friend:
Go for a Soda - Kim Mitchell
Your first day of middle school:
Propane Nightmares- Pendulum
Meeting your first crush:
The Prime Time of your Life/ The Brainwasher/ Rollin & Scratchin (Live)-Daft Punk
Your first kiss:
Colorblind- Counting Crows
Fighting with your parents:
Falcon Jab- Ratatat (best fight with parents ever)
Fighting with your friends:
SNOWBOARDERS WITH FUCKING BOMBS by DM Dokuro
Breaking up:
Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
Your first day of high school:
English House- Fleet Foxes
Your sweet sixteen:
Ambling Alp- Yeasayer
Your first time having sex:
IOIO - Nosaj Thing
Your 18th birthday:
Souls of Gold- Sister Crayon
Your graduation ceremony:
Lake Michigan - Rouge Lake
Your first day of college:
Spaceman- The Killers
Your first college party:
Party with Children - Ratatat
Meeting your true love:
The Devil does Drugs - My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult
Getting married:
Hit That - The Offspring
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant:
Sunblocks - Ratatat
Having your first child:
Memories (Someone we'll never know) - Clint Mansell (Moon Soundtrack)
Getting old:
I Feel Better - Hot Chip
Your spouse gets sick:
brb jazzercise - Orangy (OMGLOL)
They die:
From Here it got Rough- Kaada (Best fitted song on here)
At their funeral:
Papercuts - Maps
You end up in the hospital:
Fantasy - Earth Wind and Fire
Your death:
Rumors - Lindsay Lohan (HOW DID THIS GET ON MY ITUNES FFF)
Your funeral:
Good Morning - Rouge Wave (HOLY CRAP MY OPENING AND ENDING BOTH ARE BY ROUGE WAVE)

People's Themes
Yours: Oliver James - Fleet Foxes
Your best friend: Liquid Sugar - Maps
Your first crush: Heart of Courage - Two Steps from Hell (this is my badass friend apparently)
Your mom: Heroes and Villains - The Beach Boys
Your dad: Sick - niceplum
Your sibling(s): Hairy Candy - Tobacco
Your worst enemy: Animal - Miike Snow (WHY DOES MY VILLIAN GET A TOTALLY LOVELY SONG?)
Your significant other: Maybe I'm Amazed - Wings
Your first child: Undisclosed Desires - Muse
Your first grandchild: Quest - Nosaj Thing

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Black & Blue - Miike Snow
You're upset: Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkle
You're angry: Stress - Justice
You're depressed: Capa Meets the Sun - Sunshine Soundtrack
You're cleaning: Mumtaz Khan - Ratatat
You're working out: War - James Horner (Avatar soundtrack)
You're bored: Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
You're doing homework: Together we will love forever - Clint Mansell (The Fountain Soundtrack)
You're eating: Black Betty - Ram Jam
You're thinking: Kokomo - Beach Boys
You're going to sleep: Stones Ode - Mount Erie
You're feeling sick: Closer - The Gracious Few
You're going shopping: Viva La Vida - Coldplay
You're hanging out with your friends: Lost! - Coldplay
You're on a date: Fog - Nosaj Thing
You're having sex: Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru (AWWW YEAHHH)
You're at a party: To Glory - Two Steps from Hell
You're driving: Cool Spot - Phatlip
You're on a plane: Montanita - Ratatat
You're relaxing: Television Rules the Nation/Around the World (live) - Daft Punk
You're on vacation: Mamma Mia - ABBA

When I become an adult the first thing I will do is go to a Rocky Horror Show in lingerie and I WILL win the costume contest.

http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?103807-Lost-your-premium-membership-READ

How bout dem MRI's.

Well at least you did not get expelled.

OH MY GOD. I MISSEDD YOUUU ;A;
How's it been?