You think you're gonna live it down, you think you're gonna forget about it. But one day you're going to be waking up in a gated community with your family of four kids and your pastor husband and there's gonna be a knock at your door and you're gonna be surprised so you open up the door to find out there's this box randomly at your door and you're gonna not trust it but on top of the box it's gonna say 'the secret is in the sauce' and you're gonna know exactly what's inside and inside is a fully decked out cinnamon roll with an elaborately designed picture of sephiroth painted onto it and you're gonna wonder why the **** this got here any this is happening and you're gonna think I was responsible but the plot twist was that it was actually khgrl15 who did it all along with the full intent of tearing whatever remained of our friendship apart because there was this one time we decided to blast turtle sex noises over skype and she couldn't take it anymore and she just went postal in all of her persona threads and we wondered what made her snap and she started only posting in spanish for some reason and it was odd but we went with it but we could never fully recover but the plot twist was that she was actually planning out revenge out loud and never wanted us to know because we don't actually know spanish and she made sure no one who did know was around to hear it this was a plan with a full intent for blood we cannot stop the turtle the seeds are already planted and not just in the other turtle but in the elaborate plan to randomly place a gorgeously decorated cinnamon roll at your house with no explanation and you just sit there wondering if I have some sort of malicious intent to haunt your life but it isn't me because the problem with this story is that i cannot afford a passport and at the rate my sanity is going i may very well be in some kind of jail before you even know i'm there because who trusts me to have kids am i right i mean i just wanted to make an elaborate joke about this and it went too far and now i can't stop oh god please stop the pain
or maybe we're just more advanced and you need to git good, scrub
There's this small country in Noth America called Canadia. And Canadia has a really bad economies and their own problems. But people in canadia are really patriotic. Kind of like a murican. In canadia there's this little coffee maker named Aewin and she thinks that canadia isn't sad. But what she doesn't know is that canadia is going to be overpowered. by texmexicans. The texmexicans are coming for you Aewin. Their leader is nye. Bill Nye the sience guy
Kaida listened to the password with her hands at her sides and sighed. After all that work, the password was the princesses of heart? She knew that much, maybe she should have just asked for a password hint and they could have avoided all these shenanigans. Then she saw Luna drop out of the corner of her eye and Kaida heard her confusion and she turned, "Wait... you didn't know you were a princess of heart? I thought you already had that knowledge." Kaida looked at the other two and then at Luna and said, "I thought that was what Aux was referring to when we were thrown here... I'm sorry... I...." The blonde walked closer to Luna and bent down with an arm leaned onto her knee as she responded, "I would have said something sooner had I known you didn't know..."
But pineapple is fantastic with ham on a pizza :c
GOD
I know. I wasn't gonna bring him up at all for my argument. But Jay brought him into it and I know when to throw down
***** I didn't need to google that ****. I know my god by heart. Even if he does have a stock in peanut butter, it doesn't matter because you're all still wrong until you follow the way of God
that's not even true! the maker of gif pronounces it jiff and says everyone else is pronouncing it wrong!
-looks at the person reading this sentence like an actor in the office- Take a screencap babe it'll last longer
but not ridin dirty cause we preach safe driving on this christian forum
ah yes, just how I like it screenshotted in the dark
Take wasn't fond of Dentro's response and his fists tightened, but he knew that starting a fight about it now would only add more trouble to what was going on. The boy scoffed a bit at the scenario before following along and eyeing Dentro as he followed them and asked, "So... are you working with anyone, or did you just so happen to grace us with your presence in an hour of need?" Take continued walking, thinking about the way this man treated their king. He didn't understand how someone could treat someone so horribly when they were a guest. But this man didn't really look like the type to enjoy the benefits of a long term alliance of some kind. Take walked up a little ahead and placed his hands in his pocket and said as diplomatically as he could muster, "So, Mr Rourke. How much are you thinking this energy source is gonna fetch with these... museums. Are you sure there aren't any benefits to a long term alliance with these people that your military wouldn't find lucrative? Imagine how much they'd pay you out for not angering these people. Probably triple what you're expecting from these museums with this artifact." Take was quiet before shrugging and leaning in towards him at a whisper, "I mean, unless you're more into the blood business. I totally get that. How about fighting mano a mano with the strongest. I mean, there can't be fun in destroying the lives of the weaker man. 'Les yer compensating for something. Probably why you like big energy sources."
mmmm yes let the hate flow through you, i eat it up for breakfast.
It's pronounced jiff Pineapple is good on pizza KH1 is the best game "meems" aqua isn't a good character candy corn sucks no one really likes dr pepper there are only 2 sexes, idc about the genders screenshot me in the dark boys i'm ready to party
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Considering the fact that Take had been separated from the group until last minute, he literally had no idea what was going on. Take moved Tinarah's violin safely into a bag he totally has. Take figured he'd bring up the conversation later when an immediate issue was not present. Take sighed and said softly to the rest of the group, "We should probably go along with it for now." Take clicked his tongue for Nini and Nini mewled a bit before jumping up onto his shoulder again and onto Take's bag. The cat wasn't exactly small, but she fit just the same. Take then looked over at the rest of the group before his eyes laid on Dentro. He scanned him for a moment before saying, "I don't know who you are, but if you've got a keyblade we're gonna have more than a few words. And none of them kind."
Kaida started having a mini existential crisis as she was fighting the guards and thinking about the concept of souls. Fortunately, Ignis chimed on in with a different topic. Kaida took a breath and spun her keyblade around for a few seconds before activating her limit with her keyblade. Now with her speed assisting her in the fight, Kaida quickly ran at a line of guards and slashed through the entire line in one blow. It went so fast that the guards didn't even react for a minute until they just disappeared and Kaida turned towards Ignis and said, "I mean, I heard you guys talk about that battle with all those heartless. I can't imagine this is that bad." Kaida started fighting more of the guards before stating, "I guess they're just as sore losers as we can be. Also uh, I don't know much about computers but I imagine you can put in a command infinitely. Anywho. Let's get to him before that happens." And Kaida went for another line of guards before her limit was up and she was back to her usual strength and her speed of taking down enemies was greatly reduced. post 8/10
Sheep. Sheep is what you are.
