do you want his wife or wig
ya, i call air force 1
ok,he has a part time job at the ice cream place and washes the cat lady's cats on the weekends! >_<
george bush
what are u talking about? U get ur arm put back together with super glue and find out that the pin is 0001. And in the end we go get ice cream and...
*the cat lady comes out with 1 arm, 1 leg, and a bottle of super glue here she says handing u the glue and laughing while im hitting a panther...
*i start petting one of the panthers that walks in from the kitchen* hey give me back my arm! *he drops i then i start hiting him wih it* bad kitty!
*the door creaks open and we hear all the cats hissing* hello, cat lady? *and the cats grab me and pull me in* Help! save the watch!!!
ya that is a good idea, so ya ready?
maybe we could just give her some food and if that doesnt work, drug her
damn, lets go back to his house and ask the cat lady. *gulp*
we should get some ice cream when were done. Lets use his credit card
we should leave some cat nip for the cats when we leave
hey, lets steel his will from his lawyer, aka. the cat lady!
ya, when i was talking about his life, he took $20 from my wallet, i call his solid gold watch!
ya that was pertty ironic for the man who died, am i right?
ya there was more but he was allergic to the cats and didnt make it to the hospital in time and the only people tha made it to his funeral was the...
Now that bush is out of office, i can take over the world, and... wait, there's a new president!.. well there goes a plan that took 27 years to...
ya he told you! *excellent my plan is coming together nicely* "What i didn't say anything, your losing it," hehe (weakly)
that would about half the student body then. *plus the history teacher* you didnt hear that from me.
