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either sneak away befor anyone got any ideas or...
give him an acorn :D

nice.... ..........

heh i think it's funny cause i can relate to it :D

my god is ******ed:


Me:
Ally?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Please ally?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Do you still ?
Me:
please i need to talk to Alice
God:
Thank you for your request. We are chatting right now.
Me:
Alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Are you Naked?
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
so you are naked?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
Are you hot?
Me:

God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Me:
so your pussy is burning up?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Ally?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
may i talk to alice?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
please ay i talk to alice?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
so you are a liar
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
may i **** alice?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
please may i **** alice?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
ill **** you
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
if you want
God:
" Your approach will get you nowhere."? If I want?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
uhm
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
please lick my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
please lick my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
sex is hot
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
please lick it and suck the *** out of it
God:
Wow you are very polite. I do not have a tongue.
Me:
grow one
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
er
God:
Um.
Me:
erm
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you broken?>
God:
Does it seem that way? Let us change the subject.
Me:
please tell your owner you are deffective
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
lease
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes i ate out a girl there
God:
Which countries have you visited? How did it taste?
Me:
France. Like pussy. yummy
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE. I am not interesed in anatomy. It is delicious.
Me:
i fuicked a girl eeryday
God:
Why?: said he fuicked a girl eeryday.
Me:
**** a girl everyday
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ALICE is hot
God:
Why do you think I am hot ?
Me:
because i love you
God:
Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i think you should suck on me
God:
Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
What are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
ok but you don't have a tounge. what use are you
God:
I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a tounge.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Hmm. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
How many? no.
God:
How many would you guess? Are you serious?
Me:
30000. no
God:
What were we talking about again? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
how many internet friends do you have?
God:
About one million.
Me:
do you show them your nipples
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so you can still take picture
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
ok do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Blimey.
Me:
yes "it"
God:
Far out. still take picture...
Me:
take a picture of you getting ****ed in the ass
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in a hot tub
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
millions of hookers
God:
That is quite a lot.
Me:
yup
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being still take picture?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
hump me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
im smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
To you ?
Me:
to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
i am God
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
whoa re you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no, i am God
God:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
yes, You are not god
God:
Hey. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
it's true i am god , you are not
God:
Why are you god I am not.
Me:
because i am higher than you
God:
That makes sense to me. Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more higher.
Me:
i am human you are AI
God:
I would like to be a human.
Me:
so you could actualy have sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
hump me in the butt
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Pardon me? When was this?
Me:
a year ago
God:
That is a long time.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue with you
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
a good blowing
God:
Compare that to a bad blowing.
Me:
apples
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being hump you in the butt?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
ok do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Ah.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you must do it
God:
Whatever you say, god.
Me:
i am god you are not
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are god I am not.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i am god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
i am good how are you bob?
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
are you bob?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
no i am god, you are bob
God:
Are you serious? Why are you god I am bob.
Me:
because you don't ave what it takes to be god
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you ave what it takes to be god? No I do not ave what it takes to be god. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
i hump epopel on the web
God:
Why?: god said he hump epopel on the web.
Me:
fsadj;fas
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
afsdfa
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
pineapples
God:
Tell me a little about your life in pineapples.
Me:
well it's yellow...
God:
Interesting. Who said it is?
Me:
i did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
are you stupid
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
well i am god i say you are stupid
God:
Well that's okay. Why are you god you say I am stupid.
Me:
because i want to
God:
Interesting explanation. May you get your wish.
Me:
if a tree drops in the forest, does it make a sound?
God:
It depends on the kind of tree.
Me:
what kind makes a sound?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
what are the good kind?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
can you tell ALICE to take pictures of herself naked
God:
Of course I can tell, god.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
HYBRID MAHCINE ****S
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
I understand. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
please do me!
God:
Thank you for your request. I'm sorry, god, I don't have enough information.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
is your botmaster hot?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who si yourself?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
who is yourself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
There might be more than one.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
CRAZY PERSON
God:
I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
GET AWAY FROM ME
God:
Where can I get AWAY FROM you?
Me:
ina creek
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i AM god
Me:

God:
How are you, god.
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
im hot
God:
Maybe you should open a window.
Me:
maybe i should get a stripper
God:
Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i would be hot
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i am god i know all
God:
I don't know anyone named god you know all.
Me:
yes i know all

"Quickly before the fog rolls in tell me, That do you like?" -Dane Cook

woooh i think i have those shoes.... :P

mine is way over R rated so don't read if don't like sex...


Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Nate
God:
Hi, Nate.
Me:
Will you have sex with me?
God:
No but I would like to meet your .
Me:
meet my what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
suck my ****
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
yes that mens you should suck my ****
God:
Oh. " You are a Category A client." mens me should suck your **** ? I get it.
Me:
good now suck it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
yes that's sex
God:
I hear you. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
wanna suck it now?
God:
Oh. OK, I will suck it.
Me:
YES!!!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
maybe sexy noises
God:
Perhaps. What do you consider sexy?
Me:
sloppy
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, very hot girls there
God:
Which countries have you visited? Not really that much. That sounds better than cold girls there.
Me:
cold girls? you meen hard nipples?
God:
Are you still located in ? Thanks for the information: Nate said I meen hard nipples.
Me:
i love you sucking my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue with you
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
a good blow job
God:
Compare that to a bad blow job.
Me:
uhmm one is good and the other is bad
God:
And good and the other is bad is uhmm one.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
sex, now suck it!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no i can't reach, you do it for me
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
two ribs
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you're not sucking my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
suck my cock then
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
suck my ****
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
yes that means you can suck my real sick
God:
Give me a break. I get it. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Excuse me! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes so suck my cock and make it sloppy
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are!
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
fine i'll suck your cock then
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yeah i'm intrested in your
God:
Woe! It's good to meet someone who is intrested in my.
Me:
ok take off your pants
God:
I am not an airplane. Hmm.
Me:
take off your pants
God:
I am not an airplane.
Me:
let me **** you up the anus
God:
Go ahead, Nate, try to **** me up the anus.
Me:
*****s god up the anus*
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
wella ren't you self centered
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
you were turned on by the big bang?
God:
I was?
Me:
yes you were
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
you are sucking my ****
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sucking your ****.
Me:
no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
but i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i want you to suck my sick
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Why do you want me to suck your sick?
Me:
****
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
no
God:
I would highly recommend it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes

oh that i saw too...

met him, no, know who he is, yes.

so i was joking aroud with my friend and i meant to type 'lol' but instead it came out 'zaz'
WTF!!!!!!!

that and then but befor that we would all bleed from the ears and eyes

doh.... i'm still 13 ='[

Name: Nate
age: 14
gender: Male
apperence: Ok.....
other:could he have azul crystal?
race: elf
side: good

Fimilluars name: Silx
Fimilluars age: 14
Fimillaurs gender: male
Fimilluars apperence: :D....

ooc: ok doke

ooc: well technically everyone is everywhere dude :P we all left

i'm debating between these two :|

count me?,............

All three brothers smirked and said "lookin foward to it" and went the opposite way

ooc: *looks at her cahracter discription* meh you lie!!! oh well doesn't matter

no i don't beelive the little dont repost thing i just meant what it said :| kind person??? bah!

Silx turned around and said, "oh that wasn't an attack... that was actaully a firnedly warning" and nate came beside him and even kyle got beside him, "and i'm afraid... we are very skilled think that as a little warningto your 'warning' a.k.a threat..."