Happened to me yesterday. The stupid fly got stuck in a spiderweb, released itself, got caught again, repeat for like 56 times.
YIPEE Who gave it to me BTW?
The word we use to shorten somethink
Well... Hi! I'm from argentina, so if you need a word traduced, ask me I make friends easily. Just here for a month+ 6 friends= win! My randomness can variate from astronomical to high. It's never low. So if you need to laugh, check out my posts ;)
Made in 12 hours by drying the mustard :3 Did it with paint. WOW I'M BORED Nah, just an advanced christmas gift. Don't get sad, everyone gets it free ;)
I'm a spanish speaker. Yay!
http://s1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc461/Machazo/?action=view¤t=Kingdomkeymustard.jpg There. Come again!
Oooh, learned that last year. Don't you think it's impressive for me to write something that long about a subject I barely know( did it not checking bible) and in another language? I'm awesome
Meh, you can call me Mach. And I also like to have evil plans said out loud. So cool.
Thats 30$ ma'am >: D. But you get a discount for being you. It's 20 dollars
My god I hate maths. OK here I go... Moses was born when the pharaoh had put the Israelites as slaves because he thought they were a threat. He also ordered to kill all boys so that they wouldn't grow in population. Moses' mother put him in a basket and threw him to the Nile, hoping that the pharaoh's daughter would find him. She did, and Moses was raised by his mother and later educated in Egypt under the daughter's care. When he was older, we went outside of thew palace and saw an Egypcian hitting an Israeli. He killed the egypcian and ran away to another country so that he wouldn't be killed (the pharaoh got to hear what happened and wanted to kill him) In that country, he worked as a shepherd for several years. One day, he saw a plant which burned, but didn't get consumed. He heard God's voice which told him he was in sacred land. Moses covered his eyes so that he wouldn't see God. God gave him the mission to free the Israelites. Moses wasn't confident at first because he wasn't a good speaker. Gos told him that on his way to egypt he would meet his brother Aaron who was a good speaker. Gos told him he would use his power to unleash 10 plagues upon egypt, so that the pharaoh would let them free. The plagues were (in order): converting the Nile's water into blood An invasion of toads An invasion of mosquitoes " " " Flies " " " locusts Death of egypcian animals Ulcers Darkness all over Egypt Hailstorms Death of the primogeniture After all those plagues, the Pharaoh let them go. Moses walked for 40 years throughout the dessert, surviving thanks to the manna, a type of sacred liquid which cured hunger, an invasion of birds God made so that they could eat meat, and making a spring come out of rocks in the middle of the dessert. Moses crossed the dessert because God promised there would be a land where they could establish themselves in the other side. Moses died just after seeing the Promised Land from over a hill, and made Joshua his succesor. That's what I have to say tomorrow, summed up. WHEW
Exam tomorrow. I know everything but revising wouldn't hurt *brings bible* Must do an oral of Moses
Made out of pure boredom at 2 AM. What did you expect? xD I can be so random
Or you can talk to me. I sell home made keyblades made with hardened mustard. I'm rich!
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I always pronounced it Ee-en-zo. And why the heck can't I open that spoiler? My explorer crashes >_<
I didn't get in trouble because the owner didn't see me, and my SUPER KETCHUP yell was cut by my friend's laughter.
I would watch that video if I weren't posting from my NDSi.
You speak spanish? caca's spanish for poop LOL And I actually pronounced tummer as tumor.
Hey tummer I've always wondered... Why is the t in your name not in caps?
