This thread is about Canada. What is so good about Canada, you may ask? ... 1. We have a maple leaf on our flag. Ha. 2. We make good bacon. IT'S NOT HAM YOU *******! 3. Maple Syrup. You'll have to agree with that. 4. Total Drama Island (Everyone is going to disagree about that.) 5. Quebec. We adore you guys in the east, so stop complaining. 6. Every other English-speaking country hates us. Well, it's true!
It's the call of the chupacabra. Watch out. ... You all suck for not getting an inside joke.
I laugh like an idiot.
Who is he, you may ask? Spoiler A stalker.
A tree is a perennial woody plant. It is most often defined as a woody plant that has many secondary branches supported clear of the ground on a single main stem or trunk with clear apical dominance. A minimum height specification at maturity is cited by some authors, varying from 3 m to 6 m; some authors set a minimum of 10 cm trunk diameter (30 cm girth). Woody plants that do not meet these definitions by having multiple stems and/or small size, are called shrubs. Compared with most other plants, trees are long-lived, some reaching several thousand years old and growing to up to 115 m (379 ft) high. Trees are an important component of the natural landscape because of their prevention of erosion and the provision of a weather-sheltered ecosystem in and under their foliage. Trees also play an important role in producing oxygen and reducing carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, as well as moderating ground temperatures. They are also elements in landscaping and agriculture, both for their aesthetic appeal and their orchard crops (such as apples). Wood from trees is a building material, as well as a primary energy source in many developing countries. Trees also play a role in many of the world's mythologies (see trees in mythology). As of 2005, there were approximately 400 billion trees on Earth, about 61 per person.
Whoever wins shall get a prize. Start. 32.
Are we human, or are we dancer? Seriously guys. I'm on my knees looking for the answer.
Because we are all cowards. Admit it. That and: 1. I don't give a **** about who controls KHV. 2. There are two other threads, so what the hell. I don't care who attempts to "join" this. I'm just creating this to prove a point.
He thinks you are all spoony bards.
I need help getting it out. It is destroying me from the inside.
It's not that I am looking forward to my lump of coal, it's just that I want to stop hating on Santa now. It's giving me a headache. Hopefully next year I'll get an entire coal mine.
And it's only 11PM. Wow.
Perhaps I should add a Santa hat to my avatar?
And shove it down my throat, therefore choking myself in the process.
And I found only one thread. It's too boring to post here. Heh.
They are: A stick, a leaf, and a jar of dirt. Your job is to create the most inexplicably dangerous superweapon mankind has ever seen. You may use only those three items. Go.
I don't have any Christmas spirit. Not that Santa Claus cares.
You should lock me up before I lose my mind and start eating people.
It is true, if you think about it for a second. Just look at the spam zone regulars. All of them are a bunch of crazy freaks. Especially the Premiums. And myself. One of our mods is even a fruit. Heh.
But I'm failing. Horribly.