Well, just don't kick the cat while you are trying to do it....... Shadow Tactician have you found tony yet?
Well....at least the rope is cut..... But how are you going to pet the kitty with extremely bloody hands? Well...now we can finally track down tony! I choose plan c as well!
Now then, hold still while I jab this pointy knife at you with a shaky hand and try and cut this rope!
You would be right Shadow Tactician.....but those people, through some theropy, will learn to thank me....or at least they will thank me, because if they don't, I may before another "operation" on them.......MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
So, you wanna try and track down Tony the Tiger now? Just go to the neverending randomness thread....
BUT ITS MY KNIFE!!*Proceeds to cut rope* Don't worry.......only 3 out 5 people die after my operations.......you will be fine.......
*hand still shaking* ALright, I'm going to try and cut the rope....please do not scream.....
*Pulls out huge knife* Ok, I'll get you out if a jiffy! If only I can get my arm to stop shaking.....This may hurt a little....
Just ignore rat....he is funny, but cruel......
How do we stop tony now?!
Me: Come here kitty, kitty, kitty, get the crack flakes kitty..... *drops crack flakes off cliff* Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THAT WAS OUR LAST BAG AND LAST HOPE!!!!
Tony: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! ooooh, crack flakes... Me: If you want it, come and get it you stupid tiger!
Well, the guards have put cookie monster asleep, so he is out of the way.... As for tony..........Shadow Tactician! GET SOME CRACK FLAKES, TONY CAN'T RESIST THEM!
Trix Rabbit: CURSE YOU SHADOW TACTICIAN!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!
Or thank us both...
Trix Rabbit: THIS WORLD IS MINE! NOT EVEN YOU CAN STOP ME NOW SHADOW TACTICIAN!!
Trix Rabbit: YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?! HMPH, IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD....I HAVE THE TRIX!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Trix Rabbit: IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD! I HAVE TRIX, I AM INVINCIBLE!
Me: Everyone! Work together! This is what we trained for! The trix rabbit has trix! If we don't stop him we will all die! This is why the kids have stopped the Trix Rabbit from getting trix all the years...they were defending our lives....with trix, the rabbit is invincible....only those who are infected by him and have trix will are the only one to have a chance.....and shadow is well.....you know....
Trix Rabbit: NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME! *starts doing karate again and kill random people* Trix Rabbit:ONLY THE POWER OF TRIX CAN DEFEAT ME!! Me:speaking of people defeating tirx rabbit, wasn't shadow tactician in a death duel with trix rabbit? I mean, what happened, Because I haven't heard Shadow since...oh....