Because my dream last night was so much fun, I want to have another KHV dream. Any tips on getting my subconscious mind to think about you guys again?
WHY ARE THE SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS SO GOSH DARNED LOW? IT LAGS TOO MUCH TO EVEN BE PLAYED! WHY LUCAS ARTS? WHY? WHAT DlD I EVER DO TO YOU? Now what's cheapest price for which I can buy a decent new computer?
It featured Wolfie, What?, myself, Fayt, and Clear_so_you_can't_See. What? looked like an older version of my younger cousin who lives here in America. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and close shoulders. Wolfie looked like a 30 years younger version of my mother in Mandalorian armor except with brown hair instead of blonde. That was weird. But she looked very cool. Clear looked like a cross between Victoria, my niece, and what Wolfie looked like. Fayt looked like a human version of Ryuk from Death Note. Suffice to say, he was the most awesome one there. Anyway, What?, Clear, and I were all eating dinner at Wagamama when Wolfie and Fayt dropped in through the ceiling. Wolfie stole my ramen noodles and Fayt tied us all up in rope. Lucky for me, What? was in the bathroom and untied Clear and I. We then chased after Fayt and Wolfie using epic parkour. That's when we met up with Sofie and Victoria who happened to be watching some street performers for no particular reason. We continued chasing. When we finally caught up to the dastardly Supermods we ended up in The Hague at the church where my grandma got married. We had an epic battle and eventually got back my ramen from Wolfie and Fayt. Then, for no particular reason, werepires broke into the church through the stained glass windows. Wolfie and Fayt decided to team up with us and defeat the werepires because they stole Wolfie's delete-hammer. Sofie took out her giant sword which she somehow materialize out of no-where and Victoria shot laser beams out of her beautiful eyes. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! The werepires were surrounding us and had used Wolfie's delete-hammer to get rid of Sofie's sword and Victoria's eyes. That's when What? and I fused to become ANDREW JACKSON MUTHAF*CKA! We then killed the werepires with our lightning vision. Wolfie, Sofie, and Fayt were very confused. Victoria wasn't confused because she couldn't see it. In the end, Wolfie got her delete-hammer back and used it give Victoria back her eyes. What? and I unfused and became ourselves again. Fayt and Wolfie danced in the church and the rest of the party and I just kind of left them there all alone. We then decided to go and use our new powers to find spdude to make him give one of the site. We got his lair and ran in to confront him. That's when Victoria turned to me and said "AJ, if we don't get out of this alive, I just want to tell you that you need to get up. I'm going to work! AJ! GET UP!" And that's when I woke up.
My name is Barry and when I'm not off killing worlds, I'm an excellent therapy specialist. Bring me your problems and I will eat them, especially if they're demons who have ripped a hole from Hell. Or airline peanuts. I love me some good airline peanuts.
I eat demons who have ripped a hole from Hell. Also airline peanuts. You can call me Barry.
That I can change my gender in my User CP.
I want to see LxBatman fanfiction. Just because the thought of them meeting is awesome.
Should I continue using my female form as my picture-self like Jaden uses, well, Jaden??
I have seized control of your country. Surrender all your stroopwafels or I will terminate universal health care. That is all.
When was Aurangzeb changed to a Reporter?
There is no way that you can possibly be younger than me. As such, I have hacked into the CIA and changed your dossier to make you 25 years old. You are now older than me and the universe is in balance.
I miss Amsterdam. And Victoria. But we'll soon be friends on Facebook so that's less urgent. I also learned several things while in Amsterdam. Important ones are bolded. Others are there just because I needed to vent them and a PM wasn't quite venty enough. 1. It feels really weird to be offered alcohol in a restaurant. 2. Japanese girls seem to like semi-chubby American boys. There were several Japanese looking girls in Japanese school uniforms who seemed to be checking me out. 3. I have the alcohol tolerance of a baby chipmunk. 4. Dutch girls love homemade apple crisp. 5. There are no Oreos in my grandmother's homeland. 6. Warm stroopwafels are amazing. 7. Sofie's mother is an absolute witch who can't stand not having custody of her child for only three months, thus preventing my very disappointed cousin from coming to America. And I'm not even really mad that she's not coming, it's just the principle of the thing. I mean, she has dual citizenship so you're not gonna have custody of her once she turns 18 ANYWAY. And it's only three frying months. I'm embarrassed to call that lady my ex-aunt. 8. L is likely to have Aspergers Syndrome just like me. BOW BEFORE MY L-NESS! 9. It's okay to be with your cousin's step half sister (your step half cousin?) in a romantic relationship and not be creepy. At least that's what Victoria said. And I sort of went along with it since people did seem to think we made a cute couple when we were walking the dog in the park just from the way they looked at us. And because I know it will happen, the "Keytoria Breakup Pool" is now open.
Guess by what I am thoroughly creeped out.
And they began fighting over me. My cousin thinks I'm someone totally different than who I am and the other girl thinks I'm her boyfriend. Not only that, but they're arguing in Dutch. My cousin (who shall be called Sofie) b-slapped me and the other girl (Victoria) tried to kiss me before getting judo flipped by Sofie. Needless to say, I was thoroughly confused due to the language barrier. Now they're a bit more sober and Victoria can't decide whether her feelings for me were real or if they were just a drunken mistake. What does she want to do to decide? She wants to throw me out the window and into the water and see if she feels bad about it. Supposedly, if she feels bad she loves me. If she doesn't, not so much. She's a variation of a typical tsundere. Sofie agreed wholeheartedly to this plan. Help me KHV. You're my only hope.
Get your butts in Voxli or Tinychat so I can test it out.
[In a wax museum]
And he's purring. It's kind of adorable.
1. L touched the Notebook and therefore went to MEI (Nothingness) just like Light. Things are gonna real awkward there. 2. Suichiro (sp?) Yagami made the Shinigami Eye deal and died a couple days later. This means that he would have died in a few days anyway. If it weren't for the sheer emotion in that scene, I would have l'dol. 3. Misa. I wonder if she ever found out that the love of her life was Kira. 4. Matsuda really grew up. 5. Maybe Light really was in love with Misa near the end. She was the first one that he named when he was crying for help. 6. Sidoh is the most badass Shinigami of all time. Whee...plonk.
And my tempsister doesn't even remember making such a promise. We just decided that my promise was visit her in Holland again. Promise kept. I then told her about Love Hina and Death Note and she agreed to watch both of them. This'll be good for us because if she likes them and a couple other animes I plan to tell her about, we'll both be anime nerds. If she becomes an anime nerd, I can convince her to cosplay as Misa for next year's Chibicon in Amsterdam. If she does that, I can convince her to join KHV. If she joins KHV, it'll be way easier for us to keep in touch. I'm also going to meet the girl she wants to set me up with this Thursday. Her name's Victoria. I like that name. It means victory in Latin. And we're going to the beach again tomorrow. Weather looks like it'll be crappy for swimming tomorrow though. I'll just work on a sand sculpture. Maybe I'll go bungee jumping. We had chicken in couscous(sp?) for dinner today. It was yummy. For dessert we had vla. Tempsis and I didn't much like it, so we each had a couple of stroopwafels instead. I started to play Super Mario Galaxy today. It's fun. Ray surfing is hard and that tutorial level is just so annoying! Really, why doesn't Bowser actually talk? Mario can clearly hear him in plain English, so why can't we? Oh, and did I mention that the McFlurries at McDonald's here are amazing? Stroopwafel McFlurry FTW. Right now I'm typing a run-on paragraph with no real flow to it. I got to exhibit some of my parkour today while walking the dog with tempsis. Unfortunately it was about 11:00 PM so she didn't really see any of my moves, but she managed to make out a basic silhouette. She also forgot to bring her key to the boat. What did I do? I got on the fence and climbed up to the open second story window and let her in. She then went to the living room and slept on the couch for about 15 minutes before going up to her room. Being honest, she looked really cute sleeping there. Cuter than this. She was sleeping like a kitten that had just eaten for the first time in a week and was lying down for an after meal nap. Then the dog jumped on the couch and woke her up. She screamed like a little girl. I swear, her dog is the stupidest dog I've ever met. If I type for one more minute now I can post this exactly at midnight. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I asked about that promise I made years and years ago while we were walking her dog and my tempsister doesn't even remember making such a promise. We just decided that my promise was visit her in Holland again. Promise kept.
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