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  1. Keychain System
    I mistakenly called a girl Nagato-san.
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    I am such a weaboo. Share your most weaboo moments in this thread.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2010, 28 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Two girls want a non-sexual threesome with me. They want to go to Homecoming with me and both be my date. How will I explain this to my parents, who are expecting one girl to have dinner with us next Saturday night?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2010, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Is going to be AWESOME.

    [Also, Luna Lovegood sounds like a pseudonym for a stripper or the name of a James Bond love interest.]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2010, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    When you make up the girl who'd be perfect for you if only she were real? I think that's what happened to me with Katrina. She set fire to an abortion clinic. How can I NOT fall in love with that? Dammit.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2010, 38 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Get up at 11:20. Watch Nick Jr. for five minutes. Think about making lunch. Screw it, I'm going back to bed.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2010, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help me fix it without killing people that aren't rapists, Nazis, or in the Taliban.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 26, 2010, 53 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I've been thinking about it lately, and I've decided that I'm going to petition for a state law that will do two things.

    The first will require all abortion clinics to hire therapists to do two things.
    1. Talk to mothers and help them decide if abortion is really the right choice for them.
    2. If necessary, help ex-mothers cope with post abortion depression and anxiety.

    Now although I am pro-life, I feel this would be a perfect compromise with the pro-choice viewpoint. It would bring money to abortion clinics and keep people from losing jobs, unlike an anti-abortion law. In fact, it would open up jobs too, allowing new therapists to gain credibility.

    The other thing it will do is charge a 10% tax on all earnings of abortion clinics. Although there might already be an abortion tax, I haven't read anything about such a thing, so it would work well to be included in my petition.

    So, discuss. I will be making this petition no matter what, but I want people's opinions on it first.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 26, 2010, 78 replies, in forum: Debate Corner
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    Thread

    Why is it...

    That girls are so good for GIMP and/or Photoshop projects? Seriously, I don't have one guy friend with a picture on Facebook good for that. And if they are good enough, they say no to letting me do it.

    That's it, I'm deleting all of my male friends on Facebook. Or not. Maybe I'll just stop asking to use their photos for GIMP projects. Yeah, I like that idea much better.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 26, 2010, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I'm going to name my grandma's new cat Neko.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 25, 2010, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    A Haruhi-esque story about myself and an original character. It'll be set in my life and feature a mix of my real friends and original characters.

    Good idea y/n?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 25, 2010, 28 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Pretending to be Japanese. People totally believe it too. I'm not even that good. You'd think they'd be tipped off by how well acquainted I am with Western culture. But I always say stuff about how I've got family in America and Europe.

    "I just love American food. Last time I was there I made sure to send like a dozen of those frozen pizza things back to Japan through the mail."

    People are so gullible. Or I'm way more knowledgeable about Japanese culture than I thought.

    EDIT: Just got to use the Naru Punch gif.

    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 7, 2010, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    45 minutes!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 7, 2010, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I think Jeff is going to be very disappointed.

    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 6, 2010, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Now as most of you hopefully know, KH3D wasn't even thought of at the time of KH1. However, after looking at some altered scenes (in Monstro) I noticed something. If you leave Monstro after the cutscene with Riku and Pinocchio playing hide and seek and don't go back until after you've beaten Hollow Bastion the first time, the scenes after that one are changed. For one, the first Parasite cage battle doesn't feature Riku as a partner. Also, when Geppetto is yelling at "Riku" for to give Pinocchio back, he doesn't say anything like he normally does. Lastly, when Riku says to Sora "You don't recognize your own friend?" Sora says in rebuttal "Liar! You're not Riku!"

    Now this is probably a very insignificant part of the game, but it aroused many questions in fandom all the same. "Who is this fake Riku?" was just one. It couldn't have been Repliku because he didn't exist yet. I propose that KH3D will explain this. Now it probably won't be completely dedicated to it, but I'm sure that a plot hole like this, no matter how small, won't go unfixed.

    Does anyone else think this might be the case?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 6, 2010, 26 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.8: Final Chapter Prologue
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    The Game
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 5, 2010, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    And I want to start using 40s slang. Tips?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 4, 2010, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    I admit that I should have said things differently and for saying them the way that I did I am sorry (gm?). I apologize for any emotional distress that I have caused anyone. However, I do not apologize for anything I've said.

    No I do not expect to be forgiven right away.

    That is all.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 4, 2010, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Our heroes battled and werepires with their former adversaries. In the end, What? and KS fused to become Andrew Jackson and killed them with their lightning vision. Our heroes now stand at the gate of spdude's castle, ready to fight for the fate of the site as we know it.

    "AJ, if we don't get out of this alive, I want you to know that want to die by your side."
    "Victoria, I promise you that neither of us will die. Now let's get in there and meet the mysterious master of mystery!"

    This time around What? looked like Han Solo mixed with Justin Beiber, no idea why. Everyone else looked the same.

    So we were standing in front of the castle when a bunch of Heartless, Unversed, and Nobodies popped up. Sofie got her sword out and Victoria somehow turned into the Incredible She-Hulk. She still had laser vision. Clear summoned Wolfie and Fayt to our side and they fought back to back to back while I rode atop Victoria's shoulder and used mirrors to help aim her laser vision. What? simply badassed them to death. Once they were gone I slipped through the gate and opened it from the inside, allowing the party access into the castle.

    Interestingly enough, the castle was laid out using a non-euclidean geometry, which made splitting up rather difficult. The original split-up was Victoria and I, What? and Clear, Wolfie and Fayt, and Sofie on her own on account of her huge sword. By the time we got to spdude's quarters, the split up was Wolfie and I, What? and Victoria, Fayt and Sofie, and Clear on her own. I was killed and Phoenix Downed several times when I almost kissed Wolfie thinking she was Victoria. Ouch. I hate navigating through non-euclidean rooms. It screwed with my head. Wolfie's eyes are no where near as beautiful as Victoria's. I should have known that it wasn't Victoria but it was dark and neither of us were talking so it's not like I could tell.

    Battered and bruised, we went into spdude's room to find a kindly old man who healed us and gave me protection from Wolfie, who was still angry about my mistake. He revealed that he was Deathspank, come to distribute his kingdom to the Chosen One. That's when spdude showed up and sent us all to the dungeon of the castle. The couples (W/F and KS/V) got our own cells while What?, Sofie, and Clear were placed in one cell together. Spdude must have known that we'd want to say our goodbyes in private.

    The dungeon was cold and and night was long. Our dungeon had only one bed so Victoria and I had to sleep together. I won't forget when she tearfully embraced me and said, "AJ, I don't want to die." I consoled her and and told her it would be all right and that I had a plan, which I really didn't. So it isn't asked, yes, I did give her the time.

    The next day we were taken to the courtyard for our execution. The other members were there and looked at all of us with the red blood of murder in their eyes. Victoria and I were the first to die and were set to be executed simultaneously via beheading. I did have a plan at this point. As the cold, sharp axe blade touched my throat for the final aim, What? badass-ported in between Victoria and I and killed the executioners with knives that he had hidden in his inside sleeve pockets. He then got the party of the deformed castle from which we fled back toward the church. Interestingly enough, Deathspank was there to explain the prophecy that he had set in motion by putting the stealing of my ramen into Wolfie and Fayt's heads. And that's when I woke up.

    Cliffhanger dream ftw.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 4, 2010, 27 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    If you turn the PSP upside down at the game over screen, it looks like your character is asleep and falling.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Aug 4, 2010, 19 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone