No matter how sad things get, it's impossible for Mickey to look genuinely sad in KH. Yeah, I'm on to him. He's the real incarnation of Xehanort. Clever little *******.
"Hahahaaa! You can't swim! You're so slow and weak and stuff!" And then Beowulf goes, "Yeah, sorry I'm late. I just got sidetracked KILLING SEAMONSTERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!" And Hrothgar faints from the high concentration of pure badass emanating from Beowulf.
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Naruto can't hang though they're keen. Key yeah, yoo-hoo, you may want to look away.
We need to get Brutus Buckeye all up in here. Everything is better with Brutus Buckeye all up in it. SEE THIS? THIS IS A PARTY NUT! DO ANY OF YOU HAVE PARTY NUTS LIKES OF THIS? I THINK NOT!
Not even sex. Sex: Gives you babies and AIDS. Bathing a dachshund: Gives you a happy brown bundle of joy and ecstasy which, once out of the tub, proceeds to run around the house whilst it dries. Yes. Bathing a dachshund is better than sex.
Gogogo!
I have to pay income tax on money I find on the ground. I've been cheating the government for years.
She left us to go get a baby. But then when she came back, she burnt your chicken, So then, this guy came to the door asking for the baby. He said his name was Mario and he was the baby's father. So then when he left, she came back, and the baby wasn't here. So then, she went to go get the baby back. Her mother came to the door looking for her and the baby. So then they had a big fight about where to live. She said she'd live at Mario's house. WHO IS MARIO? So then when she came back, she started braiding Tonya's hair. Drew got to watch the game. You guys came back. She's trying to make it look like everything was all peachy and fine. It's not! So how was your day KHV?
This is awesome. Spoiler
Proceed to end for the point of this thread. Arrive to find three girls and one other guy. Oh, and it turns out that it was supposed to be a sleep over kind of thing. Okay. So we're watching Edward Scissorhands, and it ends. Still cool. Minutes after the end, a voice calls, "Charlotte, your mom's here!" So Charlotte goes upstairs and leaves. Two girls, two guys. Half hour later. "Mary, time to go home!" And Mary proceeds up the stairs, never to be seen again. Two guys, one girl. Sweet. We pop in Frankenthumb and watch it. It ends, so The Blair Thumb goes in next. A few minutes later: "Keith! Time to go!" And he goes. One guy (myself) and one girl (the host). We finish watching The Blair Thumb. Lulz occur when I suddenly mention how I just realized how sad it is that Edward Scissorhands will never be CPR certified. Movie ends. We play a board game and then decide to chat whilst finishing the snacks. I'm feeling awkward. Why isn't she feeling awkward? Does she actually enjoy this? Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Calm down. Calm down. It's never what you think. This only happens in the movies. I'm safe. No need to wor-OH GOD WHY DID SHE JUST SMILE? WOMAN ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME HALF TO DEATH WITH YOUR LACK OF ABILITY NOT TO FLIRT WITH EVERY GUY YOU MEET? SERIOUSLY! Host goes upstairs to change into her night clothes. I stay in the basement in my L cosplay outfit. Seconds later... "AJ, you're going to need to leave. Dad doesn't want just one other person sleeping over. Come on, we'll drive you home." Sigh of relief. On the drive home I explain that I'm sort glad I'm going home because I can't stand being alone in a room with a girl. Any girl. The point I'm getting to here is this. Axelchanviii, will you unofficially marry me on this forum? We can have a real, traditional Haruhiist wedding. What do you say?
New thread icons. Yaaaaaaaay.
Stop. Do something useful for a change. Make my life better. [Finally, try to guess the obscure reference I'm making.]
Has Okami and is going to sell it to me for 10 dollars. Do the people of KHV approve?
Ignorant Fundamentalists are funny on Facebook.
Do your best. And don't outsmart your [What a Paine-fully lame joke]
What's happened in the two days that I was gone? Did the Spam Zone get any better due to my absence?
Happy birthday grrl! You're finally legal!
Could you help me with something?
