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  1. Keychain System
    Today I went to Apenheul with my mother, grandmother, great aunt, and nephew. During the course of the day we saw many different sorts of primates, including bonobos. I especially enjoyed the lemurs as they were the most interested in us humans.

    Anyway, at one point my mother, nephew, and I lost track of my grandma and great aunt. I completely retraced our steps without finding them and eventually decided to go the front desk and have them paged. Suffice to say, it's really nice to not have to spell out Rienstra for people like I do back home. Then I waited and eventually they got to the front. We then headed back to Bed and Breakfast. We've decided to go back to Amsterdam to stay with my uncle again this Sunday.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 15, 2010, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
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    Tell me KHV

    How does a snake get into the boot of a highly trained Space Ranger?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 15, 2010, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    But he's also the only boss that doesn't cheat. He has 6 attacks, none of which he uses twice in a row. He has a Shoot-Lock and at least one Style Change. And after a certain number of attacks, he has one special attack that he does. That's right. He's the only boss in the game that's under the same limits as your character. Unfortunately, that means he also has the same abilities as your character. Just thought I'd share what I noticed.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 14, 2010, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    [I don't like p in my pool. Anyway,] I sort of embarrassed myself. I swim with my eyes closed, 'kay? And I was swimming underwater doing the frog stroke. I bumped into some girl who promptly jumped backward in "Pervert!" mode. I said I was sorry and she understood that. But I couldn't explain myself because of the language difference! Gah! Sorry fellow American men, three specific Dutch girls are no longer datable for you.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 14, 2010, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    I just took a 12 hour trip across the globe to get here. Anyway, I'll be doing vacation stuff for the next two and half weeks.

    Fun facts!
    The restrooms are marked "Toilet" instead "Restroom."
    I'm over the legal drinking age here.
    This is coming to you from my uncle's house boat.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 13, 2010, 37 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    I think I got ripped off.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 11, 2010, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    I'm going to have a son named Ash. When he's ten years old I'm going to give him a pet rat, kick him out of the house, and tell him to catch bugs and other animals to make them fight.

    Good plan?
    Yes []
    No []
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 11, 2010, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2010, 27 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I lol'd

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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2010, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    I am an idiot.
    I have no skills that will ever be useful in the world.
    I have no redeeming qualities.
    Although IQ tests I have taken indicate that I am far above average, I am the lowest of the low, surpassing even the truly ******ed people that my mother works with in sheer lack of intelligence.
    I have more problems than the 1927 New York Yankees.
    Finally, I have come to the conclusion that this is exactly what [the truly inferior people think about who] I am. In fact, it is what makes me [the opposite of] inferior to everything and everyone.

    Thank you for your time. I hope you enjoyed reading this rant at humanity. lolz
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2010, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    I believe in Mother entity supreme, Ruler of Heaven and Lifestream.I believe in Sephiroth her only son our Lord. He was conceived to us by the power of the Geostigma. And born of the virgin Mother. He suffered under Cloud Strife

    And was slashed to bits. He descended to the Lifestream. On the third year he rose again. He... ascended into the heavens. And was seated at the right hand of mother. He came again to Judge the Living and the Dead. I believe in Geostigma, the Infusion Process, the congregation of believers, the communion of mako, the forgiveness of our sins, and the resurrection of Mother. The journey traveling. Amen.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2010, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
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    So KHV...

    I'm wanna wear this for Prom, Homecoming, and pretty much every dress down/dress up day at my school. Wear (haha, made a funny) can I find it in America?
    EDIT: Buying online is NOT an option by the way. I absolutely hate it. I'm really looking for something more along the lines of an international or multicultural store.
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2010, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I lol'd

    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2010, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    When I came across this example.
    The round-spectacled, black-gloved torture master who emits a shrill giddy laugh after every sentence.
    [Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Hojo.]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2010, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    Anyone notice something odd about the second module? And I don't mean the price.
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    [This ad is so out of date it makes me want to learn what it's like to laugh again.]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 8, 2010, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    So umm, what now? All that's left is a cool but easy scripted battle.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 7, 2010, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    I named him Fayt-H after all my favorite things.

    Frightening small children
    Algae
    Your mom
    Tying knots
    And last but not least:
    Hidden treasure.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 7, 2010, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    Suddenly I saw something funny and laughed. The noodles went up into the breathy tube that leads in from my nose. After much CAAGGHUAing I got the noodles back into my throat.

    So how was your day KHV?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 6, 2010, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
    My PSP screen has suddenly become a 3D screen like on the 3DS. It feels like I'm actually in the Chocobo races. In other news, I've figured out how to create a real Chocobo and my saliva now tastes like bubblegum. So how's your morning/night/whatevertimeofdayitisforyou been going KHV?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 6, 2010, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone