*Orb covers itself in flames* *Orb hits Darxess in the back of the head, knocking him out* Orb:"Thats for treating me like crap!" *Orb stares at the controller* "Its my turn anyway!" *Orbs starts bouncing on the controller in attempt to play the game* *Orb makes Sora run in circles and die* Orb:"D***it. I need hands!" *Orb begins crying again*
*Darxess passes the controller to Orb, Orb drops it* "Oh.................I forgot.....................you have no hands! My turn then!" *Orb begins crying*
*Darxess sighs* "Would you like to play, Orb?" *Orb stops crying for a moment* "I..........guess........." Darxess:"Ok." *Darxess turns toward the rest of the Organization* "As your superior, I demand you give the controller to me!"
Orb:"No thanks, ale clouds the mind, I will need my wits about me." *Darxess whispers quietly in Vecked's ear* "He just says that becuase he can't drink." *Orb starts crying again* Darxess:"Oh come on!"
OOC:To those who will be gone this week, just get your character drunk during the party and passout for the next week........
Orb:"Basketball paint? What are you talking about?" *Darxess hits Xegrerny* "Be quiet! He doesn't know about that now!"
Orb:"What is it?" Darxess:"Its a very expensive piece of modern equipment, I have been saving up for a long time.............That last little bit gave me the boost I needed to buy it." Orb:"Ok................but, what is it?" Darxess:"The pinicale of modern science!" Orb:"WHAT IS IT?!" *Darxess begins laughing* "Its a teleportation chip, Orb. Anything intergrated with this has the ablity to teleport." Orb:"Really?" Darxess:"Yeah, before you had to either follow me through portals or had to float around for hours to reach your destination, but with this, you can teleport like me!" Orb:"I still don't think it was worth the humiliation............" Darxess:"Cheer up! Because thats not the only thing I got you!" Orb:"What else did you......g......ge..t....t....m...e....." *Darxess shuts off Orb and gives him a memory wipe of the the entire occurance* Darxess:"I think you may value that gift a little bit more........" *Darxess turns Orb back on after placing the teleportation chip in it* Orb:"What happened..........And why am I in a bathtub?" Darxess:"I brought you here to clean you off to get you in peak condition, and I shut you off so it wouldn't fry any of your circuts......." Orb:"Why thank you, Darxess." Darxess:"No problem. Now lets get back to that party!" Orb:"What party?" Darxess:"A party to celebrate our victory at the Coliseum! (OOC:Orb still has memory of this, I didn't wipe that much memory.....) Orb:"Well then, let's go!" *Darxess and Orb head back to the party*
*Darxess begins laughing* "Oh come on! It was either this or beach ball!" *Orb crys louder* *Darxess goes completely serious* "Ok, ok, I'll stop joking..........Here is what I really got you......" *Orb stops crying for a moment* *Darxess pulls out a small computer chip*
*Darxess walks over to the bathtub* "Cheer up Orb! Guess what I got?" Orb:"Go away.........." *Darxess sighs* "Alright......I'm sorry I used you as a basketball..........but, I have some stuff for you!" *Orb slowly looks up* Darxess:"Check this out!" *Darxess starts shuffling around in a large bag, pulls out a can* "Its soccer ball spray paint!" *Orb starts crying again*
*Orb sinks down to the bottom of a bathtub and start crying quietly*
OOC:READ THIS!! You'll like it! XD XD *Darxess stares at Orb for a bit* "I have an idea....." Orb:"What ever you are planning, don't do it........." Darxess:"Oh come on! You know that the Organization needs money!" Orb:"Yeah............FOR VIDEO GAMES!" Darxess:"And we need money for a few upgrades to a certain little Orb if he helps out.........." Orb:"Hmm...................alright..............what's you plan?" Darxess:"I'm not telling...........just come here!" Orb:"I have a bad feeling about this........." *Darxess pulls off a few paints off a shelf and starts painting Orb* Orb:"Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Stop that!" Darxess:"Be quiet and stay still! You'll mess up the paint job!" *Darxess gets done painting* *Orb looks in the mirror* Orb:".............................................You son of a *****....................." Darxess:"Oh come on! It looks good on you! Orb:"Shut up..........................just shut up.............." Darxess:"Oh be quiet, remember the sooner we do this, the sooner you get better parts........" Orb:"Lets just get this over with............." *A few minutes later Darxess and Orb teleport to large city, with Orb rolling around on the ground* *Darxess walks up to a person playing basketball and starts bouncing Orb* Orb:"You know I will never forgive for this.........." Darxess:"Shut up, you look good as a basketball!" Orb:"I hate you.............." Darxess:"Just remember, be the ball........" Orb:"I really hate you..........." *Darxess walks up to the basketball player* "HEY! $500 says that I can woop yo *** at this game!" Bball Player:"Leave before you get yourself hurt, old man." *Darxess begins to bounce Orb around his legs* Bball Player:"Ok, ok, you got some skills, but you can't beat me." Darxess:"We'll see about that...........first to ten wins!" *Darxess bounces Orb off the player's face and knocks him over* *Darxess runs over and levitates so he can slam dunk* *The Bball Player gets up* BBall Player:"Its on now, motherf**ker!" *Darxess passes Orb to the Bball Player* "Check." *The Bball player starts to run toward the goal, Darxess tries to block him, but the Bball Player shoots* *Orb bounces himself off the rim* Bball Player:"No way! That was going in!" *Darxess grabs the ball* "Thats what you think, sucka!" *Darxess throws Orb from the three point line* *The shoot was way off but Orb changes course and goes straight in* *The Bball Player's mouth drops* Darxess:"Ohhhhhhh! What now, *****?!" Bball Player:"Gimme that ball!" *Darxess passes Orb to the Bball Player* *Darxess stays with the Player, but he elbows him in the face* *The Bball Player goes for a slam dunk* *Before he makes the shot, Orb flies out of his hands and knocks him in the face, causing the Bball Player to land on his back* *Darxess catches Orb before he hits the ground and does a 360 using levitation and slam dunks it* Bball Player:"There's something screwy with that ball!" Darxess:"Maybe its just your face!" Bball Player:"You're going down!" *Darxess once again passes Orb to the Bballer* *As the Bballer heads toward the goal, Orb starts shaking, causing him to drop Orb* *Darxess dives and before he hits the ground he tosses Orb toward the goal, from all the way from the other side of the court* Bball Player:"There's just no way that's going in! NO...........it can't! WTF!" *The Orb falls in the net, giving Darxess another 3 points for a total of 10, wining the game* *Darxess gets up and picks up Orb* Darxess:"Pay up, fool!" Bball Player:"Hell no! There's something wrong with that ball!" Orb:"What do you mean wrong?! I perfectly normal!........................oops......" *Darxess smacks himself in the face* Bball Player:"What the hell?! That's some voodo ****! You cheating mofo!" Darxess:"I won, give me the money........" Bball Player:"**** you! I'm kicking your *** for cheating!" *Darxess sighs* "You asked for it.........." *Darxess slams his fist into the ground causing a blunt boulder (instead of a spike) to rise up and smack the Bballer* *The Bballer goes flying, complete with a little twinkle after he disappears from view* *Darxess sighs* "I guess we still ended up empty handed......." Orb:"You mean I did all this for nothing?! I'm going to kill you!" Darxess:*Complety ignored Orb*"Wait, hold that thought!" *Darxess bends down and grabs something off the ground* "Looks like he dropped his wallet!" Orb:"More like had it knocked from him........" Darxess:"So what?! We still got it!" Orb:"Master, sometimes I despise you........." Darxess:"Oh, be quiet, let's go back to base and scrap off that paint job........" Orb:"Finally.............." *Darxess opens up a portal back to the throne room* *Both Darxess and Orb go through* *As soon as Darxess gets in the throne room, he yells* "Guess who gots cash for the party?!" *Orb sighs, and slowing floats off to get that paint job off of him*
OOC:I thought it was a good time to be random for a bit.
OOC:After things have settled down, read the story in the RP and read it to cliff. In the order that I posted to you.
OOC: Don't worry, I was being sarcastic...........I accutally thought it was kinda funny. :D
Xemnas's order?:sideways: DO YOU THINK I'M XEMNAS?!:yelling:
Darxess:"But even if we had money, which system should we buy? The PS3 would take us a long time to save up for, but if everyone works, we should be able to afford it easily..........Of course! If we all work, we could buy all three systems! What do you think!" *Turns toward everyone else who just arrived*
*Jeraxan gets up* "Maybe if I tell them the full story of the black monster, I might could get them to help me..............Especially the dark dragoon.........She may help me if I promise to reveal her past........"
OOC:Who's ready for some comedy? Darxess:"Now that we have a tv, all we need is a game console to plug in to it!" *Shuffles around in pockets* "But I do not have any money................" *Turns toward Xenergy* "I comand you to get a job and get some money!" OOC:How about having The Organization try random jobs? XD
*Jeraxan teleports back to the top of the abandened tower* *Sighs* "I know I have things to do, but I don't know where to begin.........I can't just teleport into the middle of town and say "HEY! Where can I find some wingly artifacts?!"..............That would result in me being chased out of town, a fate I would rather avoid.................Hmm.............where to begin......?"
*Darxess looks up* "I think they taken care of it now.........." *Darxess gets up* "Now, who ready for a party?!"
