One day at school in the computer lab Sora and Riku brought their own computers to school that they just bought and wanted to show off to everyone. "Hey... Ri...ku... look....at......my new...computer."Sora grunted as he carried the ancient computer Riku's desk. "Dude, that is not a computer that's some type of a... thing."Riku said sarcastically. "That's the same thing you said to Kairi and I when we worked hard on your birthday cake." "It seriously looked like a blob of ice cream that was dumped in the ocean, fished out, baked, and put in the shape of a cake." "Anyway, who are you to insult my computer when yours isn't half as cool!" *BOOM*(Sora's Computer) "Not again!"Sora whined. "Well I got a dell laptop and high speed internet for one." Riku said. Before Sora could say anything in return Kairi walked in. "Hey guys what's going on?" Kairi asked. Sora was trying to get his computer to work by banging on it till it turned back on. "Hey Kairi, check out my new computer." Sora said over confidently. "Ha ha ha you have a mac!!!" Kairi giggled. "Why does everyone do that? When I was carrying m-" "You mean lugging." Riku coughed. "Whatever.Anyway Selphie ,Tidus ,and Wakka laughed at my computer!" "No kidding this computer is ancient!" Riku shouted. Sora glared at Riku with discussed as he said," Internet battle?" "Internet battle." Riku repeated. "Okay I'm making the rules since I'm not playing this time.Whoever can get to the website of the rule maker's choice first wins,"Kairi explained,"go to....uh... Dell.com. 3...2...1... Go!!!" The concentration on this contest was so great all anyone in the room could her was typing. *BING* "That could only mean one thing,"Kairi said,"that's the sound a Mac makes when it finds something online. So that means-." "My Mac won!!!" Sora shouted. "How did your Mac beat my dell?" Riku questioned. "I hooked it up to Ansem's computer. It has interdeminsional internet connection." "I hooked mine up to Cid's computer ,and it gave my Dell lag!" "Cid has an old time Mac it looks new but he just gave it some modifications to make it look cooler." "Really?" "Yeah." "Okay, I guess today's lesson is never hook up internet connection with-." "Cid. Ansem's computer connection is awesome." Sora interrupted. "Okay, fine, Cid." Riku said in discussed. The End
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I made this story because that day we baked a cake that day and it was coconut. yuck! So I made a KH cake parody, and I'm glad you guys liked it! :)
Summer, a time of swimming grilling,and birthday parties. Riku's birthday was coming up and Sora and Kairi were trying to set up a surprise party for Riku. They found everything, presents, area, decorations, and all they needed was a cake... "Hey Kairi, didn't Riku say he wanted a chocolate cake." Sora said "No, I think he said that he said he wanted vanilla." Kairi remembered. "He's allergic to vanilla. I remember at his fifth birthday party his face just blew up after one slice." "He can't be allergic to vanilla, he had a couple slices of vanilla cake at Goofy's birthday party a week ago." "That reminds me... how old is Goofy anyway?" Sora wondered. "I don't know ,but I remember a lot of birthday candles on his cake." "Anyway, I think he likes strawberry."Kairi said. "No, he likes Oreo ice cream cake." "Why would he want Oreo?" "Because it's cookielicous!"Sora shouted." Tidus, Wakka,and Selphie stopped playing catch and starred at Sora like they always do when he makes a dumb comment. "Will you just finish your game!" Sora screamed. They all immediately restarted their game noticing the anger in Sora's voice.Obviously he was getting tense trying to find a cake flavor for Riku's party. "What about coconut?"Kairi asked. "Coconut tastes weird." "Only if you use the Cetty Brocker mix.If you make it from scratch it taste better." "How about we go with... Sea salt ice cream cake?" Sora wondered. "That I'll work. Everyone loves seasalt ice cream!" So they wen't with sea salt ice cream cake. There was only one problem. "How do you make an ice cream cake without baking and melting it?" They both wondered. After many tries of making a sea salt ice cream cake.... "Happy Birthday Riku." Everyone shouted.(everyone I mentioned in the story except Riku.) After Riku opened all his presents (which didn't take long cause there were only like six of them.) "Here's your cake," Sora and Kairi announced with excitement,"sea salt ice cream cake!" Riku's face lit up and then burnt out. "That's not an ice cream cake.That's a blob of ice cream that's been dumped in the ocean, fished out, baked, and put in the shape of a cake." Riku supposed. "Well we thought you liked sea salt ice cream?" Sora questioned. "I'm allergic to sea salt ice cream. I love vanilla cake." "I thought you were allergic?" "No, my face blew up at your birthday party when your mom served up a Cetty Brocker vanilla cake. Everyone knows that Cetty Brocker stuffs who knows what in each box of cake mix." "Okay than. Do you like Oreo ice cream cake?" Sora asked. "Of course I do it's cookielicous!" Riku replied. Everyone starred at each other like they meant to say,"did they have sugar for breakfast?" "Wanna go get some?" Riku asked. "You bet!" Sora said with excitement. The End
Emo Pengiun your creepy!!!
Sansa is awsome the LCD screen breaks judt as easily as an ipod. Also if your electricity is down than you can't charge your ipod but with an sansa you can just get a triple A battery and put it in. SANSA FOREVER!!! :)
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What??? Yeah... Were you talking to me because my story's been posted already for those who want to read it. To Just A nobody, Your story's great! I like every bit of it!!! There's only one part I don't understand, what was up with those parts where Roxas and Sora were like basically saying they liked each other. It was funny but gay.
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This story kind of reminds me of the story I wrote for a school essay contest and man I forgot to put the footnote "Kingdom Hearts" It's basically about kingdom hearts but through another person's perspective and it's short because it was a SHORT STORY CONTEST. It was ten pages long and it would have made if it was 6 pages shorter T-T. Anyway if you want to see it than just tell me.
