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  1. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Ty started to say something but stopped.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I have seen Anger management only twice and this is stuck in my head.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Ty smiled. "So be it." Ty placed his hand on her cheek.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    I feel pretty

    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty,
    I feel pretty and witty and bright!
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn't me tonight.

    I feel charming,
    Oh, so charming
    It's alarming how charming I feel!
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I'm real.

    See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face,
    Such a pretty dress,
    Such a pretty smile,
    Such a pretty me!

    I feel stunning
    And entrancing,
    Feel like running and dancing for joy,
    For I'm loved
    By a pretty wonderful boy!


    Have you met my good friend Maria,
    The craziest girl on the block?
    You'll know her the minute you see her,
    She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

    She thinks she's in love.
    She thinks she's in Spain.
    She isn't in love,
    She's merely insane.

    It must be the heat
    Or some rare disease,
    Or too much to eat
    Or maybe it's fleas.

    Keep away from her,
    Send for Chino!
    This is not the
    Maria we know!

    Modest and pure,
    Polite and refined,
    Well-bred and mature
    And out of her mind!


    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty
    That the city should give me its key.
    A committee
    Should be organized to honor me.


    La la la la . . .


    I feel dizzy,
    I feel sunny,
    I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
    And so pretty,
    Miss America can just resign!


    La la la la . . .


    See the pretty girl in that mirror there:


    What mirror where?


    Who can that attractive girl be?


    Which? What? Where? Whom?


    Such a pretty face,
    Such a pretty dress,
    Such a pretty smile,
    Such a pretty me!


    Such a pretty me!


    I feel stunning
    And entrancing,
    Feel like running and dancing for joy,
    For I'm loved
    By a pretty wonderful boy!
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Which will be? Let me guess. Til dark right?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "How long will it take you?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Yeah." Ty looked at her.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Yeah and we can do whatever you want to."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Let's make a deal. If I can go til dark without saying anything about it, tomorrow we only leave that room to eat and use the restroom. Agreed?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 9, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Well if you want to."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "I know." Ty laid down and rested his head against her legs.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "I am just anxious."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "I am controling myself."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Please. You kno you want to say yes."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Can we just say it is night?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Being married can wait. I am glad that now we can be together forever."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Then are you saying yes to my question?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Can we be engaged though?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "You don't want to be married now?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Says who? All we need are rings amd a priest."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Mar 8, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home