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  1. Magick
    Now let us take this thread and make into something useful. A condom, for instance.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Magick
    For some reason I read the title as hey guize i'm with Her. It took me three times to figure it out, unfortunately. I would have liked to go for a new record.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Magick
    She shrugged. "Long time as in a few hours compared to a few minutes? Years compared to days?" She smiled slightly. "I don't think anyone ever gives it up completely." Tilting her head, a strange smile lit her face. "Just most of them." she replied, still smiling that strange smile.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. Magick
    I can't count that high, sorry.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Magick
    So is the guy in your avi, but that doesn't mean I will be writing down your number. Ever.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Magick
    She narrowed her eyes slightly, then smiled. "Your reputation precedes you." she replied, shrugging her shoulders. "And the temptation is always there. Not that I'm important enough, but I'm a temptation." she waved her hand. "If I died, there would be no one who would know. I have no one, and so I'm the perfect victim." She was also the perfect bait, but she didn't say this. A girl didn't reveal all her secrets.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. Magick
    Sorrow don't like to be poked. Keep poking and Sorrow will take that which is most precious to your body. With a plastic knife.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Magick
    This thread is a fungus, so I guess Tikem right now is the disease. Pretty soon we're all going to feel itching and oozing symptoms. Then we're just screwed.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Magick
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    Sex

    I love how kitty seems to win with just one sentence, and watch who's thestupidest next one to comment and or quote 'em.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Magick
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    *****s

    Only if you roll in mud for a few hours. That should whiten you right up.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Magick
    I must say, this is a first. I'll have to consider and meditate on this carefully.

    It's all lies. Everyone of you is a lie, meant to make me give out top secret secret. Thou shalt not conquer me, demon.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Magick
    Eva shuddered, she could only imagine what was in there. "Bet it's not as good as fresh." she muttered, taking another bite of apple. Louder she said, "Make yourself at home, I have enough room." Smiling lopesidely, she dropped herself into a chair before the day's events caught up with her. "So....I'm Aly." she said, holding out a hand.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Magick
    First part is so sweet it almost made me cry. Second part I had to struggle not to quote :lolface:

    Seriously that was very sweet of you. Ma-Ma-Ma-Man.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Magick
    Or whichever is more painful.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Magick
    Fixed, hun. And don't worry. I'm leaving soon after this 8D
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Magick
    I love yours. Turns me on every time with its penis looking featurettes.

    Thank you hun :>
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Magick
    I am printing this out to hang in my room as we speak. And yes, let us make you the fish and chips.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Magick
    Don't worry hun. I prefer purple siggies to blackish ones anyway. For the most part. Kinda......
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Magick
    Perchance, would you like to take an evening stroll? With my darling little rape cane? It's quite cute.
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Magick
    Then what the fuck are you doing on your free weekands? You said you were busy.....
    Post by: Magick, Jul 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone