*summons all my inner strength* Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush --she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway --your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk --she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth (lol, sry) --Bigfoot is taking her picture --she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning -- just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." --they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies --instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck sorry that was a little harsh.
Time to do the Nth degree: *calls sister back* Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise --she went to the movies and sat next to everyone --you haveta roll over twice to get off her --she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world --she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy --when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions --she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" --she had to go to Sea World to get baptized --when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th --she fell in love and broke it --when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks and finally, Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
umm....kairi's mom is so fat that *get sister to help* : --she sits in two time zones --when she jumped in the air she got stuck --she step on a scale it says to be continued.... --her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up --she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund --it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites --she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
your mama is so fat, when she jumps on a rainbow it rains skittles. it wouldn't be spam without a double post.
of course it does. if it doesn't then how do u explain all the lesbians i ate yesterday? one of them tasted like low tide though, and i hate fish.
hey tallian, check out the interesting color of the words in kairisora's sig. looks like lesbian colors to me. thats my favorite kind of bean, lesbian.
got one stolen from the grinch....the lesbian grinch.
i think it's mish, she wont get off me. gosh i cant get a minute alone with her on my lap....but i dont mind.
dead baby: how did the chicken cross the road? becuase it was stapled to a dead baby ^_^
what about.....purple and bald?
will dye her hair x-mas colors.
hell yeah, and they last longer and have cooler cases.
is not taking the truth easily, but over time will except that lifestyle.
yeah, probably is, cept u cant put morning breath that smells like death in a picture. there goes our chances with mish....or her mom......unless u got a fifty on you.
likes red beans, black beans, and lesbians.
of course it is. just like appleworks 8. they are the best programs out there.
you can keep the red streaks, just put green and white too. of course u might not have any of your original hair left but like kairisora said "sh** happens"
yup, she sure is. kairi is as good in graphics as arc and sara in their relationship. i think im feeling the heat down in my belly now :D .
lol, finally someone got the siggy. i know cheal knows about it cause eveyday my sister tells that to him. and um.....sara is...umm.....emo or something....yeah, take that upper management.
might be going out with kairi :D
