He went to Japan a while back. Yeah, it's been a while since I've heard most of these things so I've forgotten quite a bit. Also, they have square watermelons.
The dude lost over seven hundred pounds on his program and gained back like two hundred-fifty when he quit .
Be glad you ain't one of those thirty year olds that weigh over a thousand pounds.
Yes. Now tell me america isn't full of people with too much time on their hands.
Only in Japan, do we have sweating contests. Only in Japan, do we have shouting contests. Only in Japan, do we have good food at sporting events. Only in Japan, do we take Ingrish as a second language. Only in Japan, do we lock ourselves in our rooms instead of shooting up a campus. Only in Japan, do we all look like women. Only in Japan, do we all play dress up on Saturdays. Only in Japan, do we all know how to draw simplified people. Only in Japan, can we break boards with our fingers. Only in Japan, do we try to break boards with our fingers. Only in Japan, do we have four ways of writing any given thing. Only in Japan, do we make video games about knocking away stacked disks. Only in Japan, do we play carring-gu. Only in Japan, can we make hundreds of dollars off of cardboard pigs. Only in Japan, do we believe in soda bottle jet packs. Only in Japan, are zombies capable of bearing firearms. I got nothin'. Note to readers: this is a joke so don't like call me racist.
You forgot that we spell potatoes ''Potatoe" and believe Latin is spoken in South America. (courtesy of Quayle) Edit: We also blow up frogs with firecrackers and know how hard it is to put food on our families. (courtesy of *CIA'd*)
I dunno. Maybe become the most unrecognized and ignored member ever. I know I've got to pass many others but it's goal and I'm lazy. Can't be too hard can it?
You can do whatever you damn well please. One is limited by the borders of their mind and the destructibility of their body. So in short I may say the Bible was a bunch of guys trying to either help out or make a buck, but far be it from me to say that it's impossible for me to be wrong, or that I can't eventually see what some others see in it. Those who say you can't change are either mistaken or lying.
no.............
Theres always something to make the world ****ed. If it's not incompetence or insanity, it's bound to be something else. Since forever there have been disasters human and naturally caused. It's just how things work, unfortunately. The end was near since Nero's time and we still have people convinced it's near. BTW anyone interested in picking up some ascension robes at a good price?(bad joke)
POTATOE Then I had better learn Latin and move to South America. I'm really stupid. I can't believe I just realized that.
for no apparent reason. ---- Anyways I just thought what would happen if I had a time machine. I think it's 'cause I've seen this Delorean parked outside my neighborhood for the past few weeks. Then for no reason my sister started talking about Shakespeare so in the end it came to this. If Shakespeare was on Yo Mamma what would they say? This is not a serious question. Portable Boogers!
Bored of Education
Yes I'm a member. Trogdor was an amp, or rather, a Frontman amp. Actually he was just a frontman.
Sinesinesinesinecosinesinesinesinesinesinecosinesine
BTW I am in fact a man... maybe a dragon man... or maybe just a dragon.
Whatever. I hate a lot of things that will go unmentioned.
From what I remember I hated it. In the least caring way possible that is.
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Who does not want to wear the ribbon?! http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1245/20226329.JPG
Though I respect all your opinions I still have to say Ken Lay. Embezzlement of money and ruining the lives of thousands. To set the deal he dies after trial. How much more magical can you get?
