Watch Spinal Tap.
So you're a bassist by the name of Derek Smalls?
No matter how many times I see this my answer is the same, and wrong.
Pick of Destiny? No. I dunno.
Lemme go stupid ****er.
She got remarried pretty damned fast.
Well do you?
Wait. I just have to say that I changed my answer. I think Superman is going to make another homophobic American.
It's another new character. Not unlike Babybop who was a one point as tall as Barney by the way. Yes I watched that show when it was still somewhat amusing to the child's mind.
Superman! Here to save another little boys dreams.
Looks like a diseased child in an iguana suit.
Right now I'd really like to say "How is it holding your weight?" but I'm gonna be mature and just say that I wanted to make an immature pun roughly a minute ago.
A prophet talking out of his hat. Thank you South Park.
I hated this book. The main and essentially only character was neither interesting nor endearing. The plot was convoluted and really had no point. Holden did not grow he merely complained about how everyone else was in some way inferior to him. He was just an annoying kid who didn't understand that he wasn't special, that his life wasn't significant, that he was just another person living out the same sort of thing, the only difference was he failed to understand or acknowledge that he wasn't so great as he thought everyone should hail him as. I'm easily irritated and the book wasn't very well written. Salinger seemed as if all he wanted to do was whine.
I don't like cats. They're mean.
Er, 300. Never saw it, don't intend on seeing it, it really isn't that interesting, and it's probably the most over-quoted movie of recent times. Does this emasculate me?
Faruken Punche!
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it's no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?" If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, Right in the middle of the town. A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below. There would be one long staircase just going up, And one even longer coming down, And one more leading nowhere, just for show. I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks For the town to see and hear. Squawking just as noisily as they can. And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack" Would land like a trumpet on the ear, As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man." If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife With a proper double-chin. Supervising meals to her heart's delight. I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in. Screaming at the servants, day and night. The most important men in town would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them, Like a Solomon the Wise. "If you please, Reb Tevye..." "Pardon me, Reb Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong. When you're rich, they think you really know! If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray. And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall. And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all. If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. Lord who mad the lion and the lamb, You decreed I should be what I am. Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? If I were a wealthy man.
Speed.....
You must keep this bus moving at over fifty miles an hour if it drops under fifty it'll explode. Good luck with that.
