If you're in it I'd watch anything.
If you think that's the funniest part of the game you obviously haven't played it.
But the fun is in the chase, if it's easy to track her then it's like having a caged, whipped animal. Which is a sexy thought, cannot compare to the unbridled exhilaration of having to work to keep her in your sights.
I have an invisible fetish, so no.
Someone's gotta do it. May as well be a freakish megalomaniac bent on Mars domination.
I'll take a donut, and **** it!!!
In the age of carrot tops you could get premium with one post.
Friends are people who consent to cruel and unusual abuse and mockery. Reminds me of when I locked my friend in a laundry room.
Was it a cat eared maid?
So a rabbi watched them grind the dog meat?
Good thing I'm Asian.
As of 7/4/2008 7:31:52 PM EDT You are 0 years old. You are 0 months old. You are 0 weeks old. You are 0 days old. You are 19 hours old. You are 1,171 minutes old. You are 70,312 seconds old.
That's what John said.
These guys are probably just some people who thought it would be funny or interesting to watch peoples reactions to this.
I still believe only in what I can actively understand and prove through repeatable testing. So the physical world is all that there is to me. If you look at this from a more metaphysical or spiritual sense, you are only grasping at that which can't be proven to exist at present and as such can be considered a distinct improbability. Being human and possessing more brain function we tend to think more abstractly and eventually form the idea of the soul but it is neither energy or matter in any known sense of the words, so I choose to be disinclined to believe in it's existence as a thing. But technically, it's possible, since it's existence has no examples on either side. If I want to look at it philosophically, we never die, because we leave our mark on the world, and affect the course of history. We are the future and everything that is beyond us, so we live on through our impact on the universe and our actions. That still ignores spirituality but does show another way to look at life, though that is up for interpretation, because you must first define life. Either way, life goes on, and on and one. So, I will for all intensive purposes say that it is not possible to live again, or have an after life. You live, you die, you're done.
Let's not forget the greatest sport of all, curling.
Happy 4th of July
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Okay, I'm here with a public service announcement regarding the double decker Escalade outside my house, it will be towed if no owner steps forwards to claim it. Okay, all jokes aside and in all seriousness I bring you another mediocre chapter of this mostly mediocre series, I feel it in my best interests to remind myself and my hypothetical readers that this is in part a comedy. I may not be funny, but bear with minor attempts that are sure to come eventually. Road 2: The Storm The following day went by uneventfully in almost every conceivable way. Roy Adin and Michael met in the morning and walked around the island talking, bickering, fighting, and doing all other assorted activities that got essentially nothing done. It was a fun day, for the three friends. Somewhere in the back of each of their heads, it seemed to be the last day they had left to live that way. Whether they were right or not, it was the last day they would be able to live on the island. Soon they separated and night fell. This night wasn’t smiled upon by a star kissed sky. Under cover of the inky blackened atmosphere the skies wailed, crying out and dropping their tears upon the small world below. “Adin.†Roy sat alone looking out the window of a small one room shack placed among the roots of an ancient tree overlooking the sea. “I wonder where everyone is now?†“I’m here.†Michael said walking into the darkened room dripping dark water about the floor. “Hey. Hasn’t rained like this since the day before you guys arrived.†Roy said pensively. “I remember there was a storm when I was on the boat when I was crossing the sea.†Michael responded as he walked over to the window and looked at the heavy rain and winds toss about the seas and sands of the beach. “So why’re you here?†Roy asked turning to his friend. “Same reason as you I’m guessing.†Michael said looking down at Roy with a faint smile that defied explanation. “You were going out to find us?†Roy asked. “Yeah.†Michael said quietly. “But it’s hard to get around with all the rain and wind.†“I was thinking about it.†Roy said slowly. “Two days since we talked about it.†“You still wanna leave?†Roy turned again and watched Michael lean against the wall still dripping water. “Yeah.†“Same here.†“H-hi.†Michael opened one eye to see Adin walk in dropping a rain coat on the ground near the door. “Adin! We were just talking about you behind your back.†Michael said playfully. “Not funny Michael.†Adin replied sternly. “I can try.†Michael laughed. “So you came here too.†Roy said smiling. “Fateful.†She said almost sarcastically. “Ha. We just have been together so long we think the same.†. “I’m off.†Michael made for the exit suddenly. “Michael?†Adin watched him, a quizzical look on her face. “The rain is real nice. I think I wanna go for a walk.†He explained softly. “Seeya later.†Roy said turning back to the window. “Later.†Adin said as Michael made a vague wave upon exiting the shack. “Roy, why did you come here anyways?†Adin asked. “I thought you’d be here. Michael too.†“I wanted to see the ocean.†She replied before he had a chance to ask. “Huh?†Roy stuttered in surprise. “Look, the rain is slowing a bit, but the wind is picking up. I haven’t seen it like this since that day. It’s a weird feeling.†She said ignoring his grunt and sat next to him looking out the window at the sea. “Really? I wouldn’t know, never did go out to sea.†“Me neither.†She said smiling slightly. “Huh?†Roy sat up straight for a moment. “I-- Crash! -- What was that!?†“I don’t know.†Before he could think Adin headed straight out into the tempest. “Michael!†She cried out. “Adin! Wait a minute!†Roy shouted after her. “I can’t!†She called back before rushing off ahead. “Dammit. Why can’t anyone sit still for a second?†Roy mumbled as he threw on a rain coat and snatched up another two before barreling out the door after his friends. “I knew today wasn’t gonna be good.†“Adin! Roy!†Michael called out into the roaring crush. “Where are you?†“Michael! Roy come on!†Adin screamed at the top of her lungs. “I’m coming! Slow down for gods sake!†Roy retorted, fighting to be heard over the squall. “Hurry!†She shouted back ignoring his statements. “I’m trying!†Roy shouted. “Dammit Michael, where are you?!†“Maybe this wasn’t the best time for a walk.†Michael chuckled as he sat beneath a rocky overhang looking out into the opaque wall of water. “Adin, Roy, I hope you guys stayed inside, ‘cause this really isn‘t the time to be going out for a walk.†“Adin! We can’t find him like this! We need to find out where we are first!†Roy pleaded as he struggled against the wind. “Fine!†She shouted back to him through the violent squall. The two of the struggled to find theiur way about but eventually came by a rock outcropping large enough to stop the rain. “Hey, would ya look at this. Roy, Adin, it’s nice to see you on this fine day.†Michael laughed. “No time for joking Michael.†Roy said annoyed. “Well, I was afraid you come do this.†Michael sighed. “What?!†Roy shouted in surprise. “I was worried about you is all. I don’t like the thought of you guys putting yourselves in danger over me. I’m sorry.†Michael said rubbing the back of his neck and smiling nervously. “It’s fine. What’re friends for after all?†Roy said calmly. “Heh. Well we’ll just have to wait it out here I guess.†Adin said. “Yeah.†“I appreciate it though. You guys coming out here.†Michael added. “It’s really nothing.†Adin said. “Okay then. So what now, anything anyone really wanna do under this rock?†Michael said jokingly. “Not much but wait out this storm.†Roy said scowling. “Sorry, I forgot you hated the rain.†“It’s not bad, not that bad.†Roy retorted. “Whatever, I think it’s beginning to let up. I’m going outside to check. I’ll be back in a second.†Michael pushed through the curtain of water streaming off the edge of the rock. He was welcomed by a cloudy night sky letting only a light rain reach down to the earth. “Hey guys the worst is over. The storm moved by pretty fast. Now it‘s just a light rain. We can probably go back now.†“Really?†Roy said perking up immediately. “Yeah it’s just residual water from the woods running over you now.†Michael explained. “That wasn’t so bad was it?†Adin said poking fun at Roy. “We should get back before something happens.†Roy said still somewhat annoyed. “Alright, I’m going home.†Michael said suddenly/ “Me too.†Adin said waving before she started away. “Seeya tomorrow.†Roy called after them. “Tomorrow…Sounds good.†“What an interesting night.†Michael mused to himself as he walked back down towards the house on the hill when there was a strange noise. “Huh? What was that.†It sounded like nothing he’d heard before, it was neither the wind nor the rain or anything of that world. It sounded oddly metallic and yet dull as wood at the same time. The sound was soon followed by it’s source. Slowly the raindrops falling around him turned black filling puddles with dark liquids. “What the hell?!†Michael turned about looking everywhere watching the water grow black. Suddenly a small creature crawled out of one of the puddles. It tilted it’s head off to ones side and swayed slowly like a sea anemone. Soon more like it began to appear crawling about slowly each eyeing him with narrowed glowing yellow eyes. “Dammit. What are these things?†Michael cursed under his breath as he scanned the area. By this point multitudes had appeared each with it’s head tilted the same way, each swaying slowly as if blown by a soft wind. Suddenly several attacked throwing theirs swaying bodies at him while flailing their thin ribbon like arms. Though he tried to fight them off but he couldn’t even touch them as he felt cold slimy claws tearing his own flesh. Soon his breathing was ragged and his vision blurring. “I’m sorry guys, I guess tomorrow won’t work out so well for me after all.†Michael chuckled to himself as he began to fall. “Can we take a rain check on that?†“Michael. Always doing pointless things. It’s like he doesn’t think at all sometimes.†Roy grumbled as he trudged through the muddy roads. “What?†Before the brown haired youth stood a short squat inky black creature quivering in the wind letting it’s thin limp arms blow haphazardly about it. It stood with it’s head cocked to one side staring. “What is that?†He asked no one in particular. It began tilting it’s head even further just as it looked as if it would twist it’s own head off it stopped and snapped back to the full upright position. “Now that was freakish. Hey you… err thing. What-- the hell?!†In a moment the squat creature was joined by several dozen others just like it each eyeing the boy as a cat eyes a bird. Slowly the dark mass began to advance not shifting their collective gaze even once. Roy stood perfectly still as he watched them move, totally frozen with a deep terrifying sensation. “Dammit legs run, walk, jump, crawl, do something! Move!†Roy cursed. “Come on move! Move! Dammit! Move!†“Kheil. I’m home.†Adin said as she walked in and placed here wet raincoat on one of the many strange looking coat hangers. “Hey. How’re the jumbo shrimps?†Kheil greeted her with a smile before turning to a box of papers with a sigh. “You know I wish you wouldn’t call people that.†She said shaking her head at him. “And?†He asked with exaggerated curiosity. “They’re fine, we just got stuck out in the storm.†She answered resignedly. “Well that’s good. That you’re back I mean.†He answered before tearing on of the more displeasing papers into quarters. “I know.†She said absent mindedly as she sat in front of the fire. “So, what’d you guys do out there? You were gone for quite a while, spare me no dirty detail.†He said with a devilish smile. “Not funny.†She said in a deadpan delivery that only a comedian could match. “Only a dirty mind would know what I meant by that.†He snickered before shredding several more papers. “That’s not what I meant.†She retorted throwing a discarded sock at him. “It’s only natural for people to be this way. After all the meaning of life is pro--†He began totally ignoring her. “Shut it. I don’t need to hear that speech again.†She said dismissively. “You’re a cold one younger sibling.†He said feigning hurt. He was about to continue when a loud rumble shook the house. “Hey, what was that?†Adin asked recognizing it wasn’t thunder. “Thunder? Nah, it’s something else. Sounds like…Dammit. Adin, stay here for a sec I need to check something out. Don’t move out of this room.†He said before sweeping away his papers and dashing towards the coat hanger orchard picking up a grey coat and bounding out of the house flashlight in hand. “Okay. But what is--†Adin began to ask before the door slamming shut alerted her to his absence from the house. “Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Why here? Why now? I thought we were done with this.†Kheil said running his hand through his hair as he watched shadows creeping slowly towards the light. “Hey, Kheil what’s going on out there?†Adin asked from the fireplace as she continued his work burning papers. “Nothing, nothing, nothing, the storm’s started up again is all and I think the wind may have knocked over something way up on the mountain.†He said as he shook his head wracking his brains for an idea. Then it came to him. “Okay--†“You know where everyone else on the island lives right?†He asked quickly. “Yeah, there’s like twenty houses total. But how does this--†Adin answered quizzically. “Well, do you know where I can get some raw metal?†He shouted impatiently. “Well, I think someone sells it at the port but no one’s gonna be awake at this hour?†The sound of heavy footsteps through the mud told her that he’d run off for some reason, what it was could only be guessed. “Oh no. This isn’t right, the shadows shouldn’t be moving again, the only thing that can do that is supposed to be gone.†Her muttered as he rushed down the muddy roads towards the port. “Kheil!?†Roy shouted as the older male ran straight past him. “Roy?! Run! Run the hell away!†He shouted back without stopping. “I can’t move!†Roy protested in a panic. “Earth shadows… I’ll be back as soon as I can!†Kheil shouted as he started running again. “Kheil! You bastard get back here and help me!†Roy shouted angrily. “Sorry, I can’t help now!†Kheil said apologetically as he left the black creatures to their prey. “Kheil was acting worse than normal. I don’t know if I should be worried or not. He usually knows what he’s talking about though, so I might as well wait out the rest of the storm.†She looked out of a window and saw the rains begin to pour once again. “Found it! Sorry But I’m gonna have to borrow this!†Kheil leapt over several stands, barrels and other various things lining the harbor as he closed on his target, a small hunk of metal lying on top of a stack of items to be moved inside for safe keeping. Kheil snatched it up and turned to leave before the shop owner could do anything about it but yell. “Wait!†The shop owner who was trying to cover his supplies shouted as the man ran off with some of his steel. “No time to waste gotta go help some people!†Kheil said as he dashed back towards his home. “Dammit, I was too late. Adin I‘m sorry about this, really but I can‘t do anything about it now.†Kheil looked at a swarm of black creatures littering he ground where Roy had been only minutes before. His face scrunched up in anger before he ran onwards to his home tears of anger streaming down his face. “I pray I’m not too late.†“It’s dark here…†“Can this really be happening…†“Kheil! You’re back, what’s going on, seriously?†Adin asked as Kheil entered with a darkened look on his face. “We’ve gotta leave here.†He said ignoring her entirely. “What’re you talking about, huh?†She asked again. “I’m saying that bad things are coming and we don’t have much time before we get caught up in them so we’ve gotta go now.†He said as he picked up a raincoat and tossed it over to her. “Explain it to me then if it’s so important.†She said letting the coat fall to the ground. “The day we came here the shadows were moving on their own, without being cast or anything. Everyone in our hometown died except for us. I don’t know what it is exactly but these shadows are going to kill everyone here too.†He said through grit teeth. “We’ve got to save--†She began. “We can’t, I have enough power to help one person, and one person only.†He said flatly refusing to help anyone else. “What about everyone else?†She asked staring at the ground. “If it means anything Roy already--†Kheil began. “Shut up.†She let the tears that had been welling up in her eyes fall. “I’m sorry but we’ve got to move.†He said taking her hand and pulling. “I won’t go, not without at least trying to save someone.†SHe said yanking her hand away and running out the door. “I told you--Hey! I can’t let you die! Dammit!†Kheil shouted before rushing after her, but he quickly lost her in the winding roads and rainy winds that harried his every step. “Michael. You’ve gotta be alive still!†Adin wept as she rushed forwards towards Michaels home. “Damn you little sister making my life so difficult. No matter what I’m gonna save you at least.†Kheil said continuing his chase. “What are these things?†Adin came face to faces with a group of many slender wispy ink black creatures hanging from trees and crawling about the road. “Don’t die on me Adin.†Kheil prayed to himself as he ran. “Why are they here? This isn’t right.†She said backing away slowly before running. “Where are you?!†Kheil shouted in panic. “Sorry, everyone it looks like I’m leaving early.†As she fell Adiof all the good times her friends shared with her and how it was all over. With a final smile upon the world she let everything go dark. “Even after all that I couldn’t save anyone. Not my family, not my friends, not even any of the townsfolk. Well, it looks like I’ll have to get myself out at least. Familiar Adelaide, invoke.†With a burst of fiery light the block of metal still gripped in his hands shaped itself into a small figure. Soon color came to it’s face and it began to fly on paper thin wings. “It’s been a while, Adelaide. It’d be nice to see you in a better situation.†“So, you’re in trouble again and want me to bail you out?†The small figure asked cocking her head to the side. “Could you?†Kheil said in mock of humor. “Yes. Hold on it’ll take me a few seconds to get the transport ready.†She said before allowing the metal to reshape itself once more. Slowly it took in the form of a platform with ony just enough room for one to stand. “Thanks, I’ll make this up to you.†Kheil said watching the metal morph further. “Yeah, right.†The sprite’s voice sounded from the platform floating above the ground. “It’s finished.†“Okay, let’s leave this island.†Kheil sighed dryly. “Right then.†Adelaide said before moving the platform up and away from the island.
I like her as much as I like a room full of girls wearing animal ears and then some.
