You got English Lit in my Fyodor Dostoevsk!
I give up.
I think having more than 10 posts on this forum constitutes a benchmark for insanity. But that's just me.
I now aspire with all my being and soul to be this girl.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/273
Makes Mandalorian armor and finds nice succulent babies to eat.
You can't tell, but now I've a blond mohawk.
This **** is pre-Twilight. Also written by a fic-er though so the quality is suspect.
I know and respect my boundaries. As a rule I stay out of your wallets, undergarments, and dreams while you're using them. You are now permitted to thank me.
I offer my utmost congratulations to everyone's favorite interrogative member on his success in this most recently passed month's contest. I called it. Never had a nightmare in my life that I can actually remember having; therefore, this is looking like another fictionalize as we go month. I look forward to not having anymore serious examinations after this coming Monday. More Obvious Edit: Love, Kisses and Nitric Acid Spoiler Eight forked paths diverged in the woods. Two remained parallel as they progressed. The were close enough to hold hands, so they did. The left was a bright and polite girl and greeted the right. “Hello. I’m Adagio Adage. You can call me Addie.” She came to a stop and told him with her hand extended. “I don’t know who you are so I can’t remember my name.” The right told her sadly as he took her hand and continued walking until he realized she wasn’t following and tripped over himself and fell. “Really?” She asked without taking much notice. “Yes.” He assured her as he got to his feet. “You can be Kievan Russia because everyone needs to be someone with a name.” She explained methodically. “I can be Russia because that’s my name.” Russia replied to Addie as if struck by an epiphany. “Really?” She asked without taking much notice. “Yes!” He replied as if struck by another epiphany. “So where are you from Russia?” She asked as he rubbed his head from where he kept on getting struck with epiphanies. “Georgia Prather. I think I’m from it. But first, where am I?” Russia said with a quick glance around at his surroundings. “I’m in Soviet Swaziland. You’re two feet from me so you must be in it too.” Addie reasoned aloud. “I don’t know Addie. That sounds suspect.” Russia replied doubtfully. “But I never committed a crime. So I can’t be one.” Addie replied deftly. “True. Maybe I am in Swaziland after all.” Russia conceded with a sigh. “Hey me too!” Addie exclaimed as she looked at the sudden third party in the sigh before it evaporated into smoke. “I never thought we’d be talking to each other in the same place like this after the way we first met.” Russia declared in a declamatory fashion before realizing that he shouldn’t be declaring or declaiming, but rather simply saying. “I thought this was our first meeting.” Addie replied, perplexed and confounded by the strange utterance of her partner in walking. For now they had been walking for the past few exchanges of words and holding hands again all the way. “That’s odd because I remember it as if it were yesterday.” Russia said, rubbing his shoulder in thought. “Yesterday I was in Nationalist Tibetinland and you were not there so I think we must have met today.” Addie explained with authoritative control of logic and reason. Both of whom were not always the most compliant of allies. “Or earlier than yesterday.” Russia corrected her. “But we’ve only met just now. I told you I was Adagio Adage. You can call me Addie. Then I told you that you were Kievan Russia so you’d have a name because you knew who I was.” Addie returned the metaphorical ball to Russia’s metaphorical court with her metaphorical sports Morgenstern. “Yes, yes. That is what happened earlier today. It must have been our first meeting if we were introducing ourselves.” Russia admitted, utterly convinced. “That’s right. So we did only meet just today.” Addie affirmed so he’d not forget so easily. Russia seemed a bit scatterbrained so it would be good to make sure he didn’t forget anything. “I suppose that can be the only possibility.” “Though, I feel as if I’ve known you for longer than that.” Addie mused as they passed their hands, with some trouble, through the branches of a tree between their respective paths. “Me too, Addie.” Russia agreed because he knew Addie was right. For many more minutes they walked through the forest and got to know each other even better than they already had gotten to know each other previously. They were quite the pair those two paths that wound through the woods in perfect parallel and occasionally crossed paths and asked how the trip had been so far. However, the purple trees soon ended and the paths became disentwined. “It looks like we diverge here.” Addie was crestfallen but resolute. “But I don’t want to, Addie.” Russia whined. “Russia. What can we do about it then?” She asked without thinking. “What if I just follow you?” Russia inquired seriously as his silly looking face could allow. “But I’m going to Dlandanistan where the Canon lives.” Addie replied without looking at him. “What’s the Canon?” Russia inquired seriously, again, as his silly looking face could allow. “It repeats itself and is not very good. I don’t think that I’d like you being so close to it.” Addie explained worriedly. “Then why are you going close to it? I think I don’t want you near something that isn’t very good either!” Russia shouted in a tizzy of his flustered frustration. “Russia. There’s nothing I can do about it.” Addie replied resignedly. “Why?” “Because I just have to go. Sometimes things are just like that.” “Then I also just have to go. I will follow you, wherever you go.” Russia stated resolutely. “That’s really sweet Russia. Please stay safe though.” She said as she took his hand even tighter in her own and led that way into the Dlandanistan where the Canon lives. The paths were long and hard but Russia and Addie stayed strong and they stayed together. As they come up upon the Canon Addie grew nervous and started turning off of the path towards Russia before finally coming to a shaky stop. “What is it Addie? Is the Canon close?” Russia asked perplexedly. “Yes, it’s really close. I never should have let you come.” Addie answered in weary melancholy. “But if the two of us had diverged along other paths then—“ Russia felt his hand drop. “I know. I’d be sad too, Russia. You’re very important to me now. We’ve known each other for a whole day now. But, this wasn’t something for me to decide from the beginning.” Addie turned away abruptly and wouldn’t look at Russia for a moment. This scared him. “What do you mean?” Russia was worried about Addie and it showed in the color of his face and sounded in the tone of his voice. “My path leads to the Canon and that’s where it goes.” Addie said as she turned to face him with a forced smile. “Then walk on mine.” Russia pleaded. “Do you know where it goes?” Taken aback the polite girl responded more rudely than she’d like to have. “Wherever I can be next to you. And also, on my path we don’t have to stand two feet apart anymore. What do you think?” “I don’t know what to say. Russia, are you sure I can leave my path?” She asked unsurely. “Nope. But I’m sure I can’t leave you.” Russia said extending his hand for the last time. Suddenly, there was a great shake of the earth and a surprised Dmitri’s eyes snapped open in the dusky light that filtered through the falling ash and snow. He woke only just in time to catch the staff sergeant’s hand, which he quickly dropped as he dove for cover from the tank fire. That’s when he remembered amidst the sounds of German shouts and Nazi explosions where he was: Stalingrad.
Took a while but it was amusing. Spoiler You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you. You: Welcome to grummelnet Stranger: thanks, but do you love me? You: More than driving 3000 degree spikes into my leg You: and icecream Stranger: im glad :) we should go and be all romantic. i would like that. You: Hmm You: allow me to take this under further consideration Stranger: but i love you! You: As do I but what about your creditscore! Stranger: its very good. i pay my bills on time. You: Well I pay my bulls online Stranger: uh, okay. so, have you thought about our romanticizing? we havent done so in a very long time. You: I suppose I could consent to said course of action but you'd need to turn around first Stranger: okay...i am now turned around. You: Now we can romanticize t our hearts content Stranger: kiss me, you infidel! You: YOU first you scalawag! Stranger: okay, here we go. your lips are so soft You: Your lips are kinda chapped Stranger: :(( Stranger: but you still love me, right? You: Sure I do You: More than the sky loves rain Stranger: oh, your words just move me. You: They move me too Stranger: swoon me with your words. please just say something intriguing to me. You: Ducks are water fowl Stranger: uh, that kind of ruined the moment. try again, please. You: Damnation bowows! I shall have my vengeance with tea and cake! Stranger: ahh! thats more like it! Stranger: put your hands on me! i need more lovey-doveyness You: You feel like a water moccasin, which I by the way find to be the most adorable of all venomous creatures that slink through slimy seas Stranger: and you like a god. i really adore you. You: And I you, like I do the sound of my own voice Stranger: youre lucky that youre so charming, because if you werent, id kill you for being narcissistic You: But I'm even luckier for finding you Stranger: aww, youre so sweet. let me kiss you more! You: Come and let us do so whilst riding off into the midnight star of wonder in a carriage drawn by flighted psuedopods Stranger: ahh, take me! You: Consider yourself taken Stranger: im glad that it is by you. youre all ive ever wanted. You: But wait, there's more Stranger: yes? You: We will land in a valley or tortuous, not to be confused with the negative torturous, delights and fanciful brilliance where we'll dismount and frolic in the fields of effulgent joy Stranger: as long as im with you, anything will be perfect. oh, how i love you so! You: You wonderful superbeing you You: how could I be so fortunate? Stranger: youre not the fortunate one. i am. youre just perfect. its like youre a figment of my imagination. You: Your wonderfully rich and fertile imagination dear Stranger: well of course. because youre there. i just adore being in your arms. You: Becasue it's all for you dear, anything for you dear, anything at all so long as you stay with me here Stranger: ill never leave you. no matter what. id kill myself before leaving you You: And I'd most verily do the same Stranger: im glad to know that my love will always be returned. just speaking to you makes me feel so weak. You: It is you that gives me the strength to live on into the future, without your light I'd be nothing but an empty shell bent by the caprice of the passing breeze Stranger: youre too kind. i know i cant be that important to you. You: Oh but you are You: you are that important and more Stranger: i wish there were something i could do to repay you for the love you have given me You: Your very presence is more than enough Stranger: well, im glad that you feel that way. just hold me, and dont ever let go. You: I'd fain do so to such a beauteous creature such as yourself Stranger: youre just amazing. you really are. if you and i would have never met, i dont know what i would do. You: We cannot think of those terrible "what ifs" becasue we are together now and that is all that can matter in the world Stranger: i could be dying, but it wouldnt matter. as long as you are with me. You: I'd gladly lay by your side following you into the dark Stranger: youre too wonderful. honestly, how did you get this way? You: Only through your kind and gentle grace Stranger: youre what i live for. the only reason i bother waking up in the morning You: and you're the only thing that assures me there will be a morrow worth waking to Stranger: i want you to stay with me forever. is that too much to ask? You: I would stay by your side whether you'd asked or not Stranger: thank you. youre more than perfect You: And you transcend description entirely Stranger: im sorry if i seem hesitent to speak. im just basking in your words. You: Even in silence you speak volumes of your unparalleled perfection in your manner Stranger: everytime i look into your eyes, i think im going to faint. youre just so overpowering to me. You: If you faint I'll catch you and hold you till you rise again like a glorious phoenix Stranger: i dont know if id be able to do so. id just want to lay there, in your arms. You: Oh, but if we could stay that way I'd be contented for an infinite eternity Stranger: just kiss me again. its all i want. You: And I leave you with one final kiss goodnight
My teacher told me he didn't see me getting anything below a 5 in Lit so I'm thinking that it'll work out fine. But I'll see what I got on my mock for Calc before I decide there. The lowest 5 is in the vicinity of 61% for that test though so worrying may or may not be needed. One test right after another next Monday for Physics though. So worrying might just be a burden.
I only have two exams, Wednesday and Thursday, and it's BC and Lit for me.
Maybe I should do my actual homework instead.
A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too. Spoiler CnC is not prohibited.
As wet as that does make me I have exams to study for. =[
Is this a backhanded way of saying you want sexual favors?
Have you ever loved anyone enough to keep your decapitated body running towards them to deliver a final message? Call the exterminator? Would you detail your plans on what you'd do if you ran the zoo for me? Fervor or forever? Fancy futuristic furnishings or lord loving Luddites? Salmon or trout? Pellucid or vitreous? Canned or boxed? Plastic or canvas? Moving up in the world or fighting an uphill battle? Break the mold or make it from sand? Eat in or carry out? Boolean or open ended?
Conversely most people I know offline get that and only one of them thinks it's annoying that we constantly interrupt his games.
My friend actually hit me for shouting "Line piece!" while he was playing.
