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  1. Jiku Neon
    Mom! He's being mean to me.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 10, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jiku Neon
    The ability to understand any language and communicate in none.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 10, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jiku Neon
    Everyone with a soul and some without one.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 10, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jiku Neon
    You name an obscenely useless preternatural power and then we move on.

    Examples:

    The ability to spontaneously produce sharpened pencils coupled with the lack of coordination to throw them to any effect.

    The ability to fly, but only as high as you can jump and only as fast as you can walk. It works only whilst flapping your arms ridiculously.

    The ability to identify the exact shape of a snowflake.

    You see? Now you do.
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jul 10, 2010, 19 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jiku Neon
    I would much rather just not win.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 9, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jiku Neon
    I am not amuse. =/
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 9, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jiku Neon
    Dogs. Dogs have been with us since ancient times and have the same pack mentality as humans and as such are easier to train and get along with. A dog will protect you with its life but a cat will just lie down on your corpse and vomit up hair on it.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 8, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 7, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jiku Neon
    You address the issue in the hypothetical for a reason.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 6, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jiku Neon
    "You should change your workout hero. You're not doing enough cardio."

    A multi-tiered platform affixed to a precarious cliffside, made of bullet resistant glass and set up for a fabulously extravagant and prohibitively expensive party. It overlooks a scene of all my plans coming to fruition at the same time and leads off into a tasteful yet enormous amphitheater where the final cutscene will take place.

    The Best of Romanian Techno.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 5, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jiku Neon
    Everyone I've talked to prior seemed to have miraculously forgotten that Aasif Mandvi was in the movie. As such, I was so surprised and happy that Aasif was there that I forgot what happened in the rest of the movie.
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jul 5, 2010, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jiku Neon
    Up in nuclear arms or down on someone else's luck?

    Falling at terminal velocity or at the drop of a hat?

    Run around or fiddle about?

    Will you write it Mr. A?

    Should we give it time to heal?

    Attack, Magic, Item or Flee?

    Who's gonna carry the weight?

    Are we having fun yet?

    Fertile crescent or crescent moon?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 5, 2010 in forum: The Playground
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    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jul 4, 2010, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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  15. Jiku Neon
    Ah. So it does work.
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jul 3, 2010, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jiku Neon
    Though the overall level of the writing is pretty decent I'd like to compain about Rodrigo. Most specifically his dialogue and characterization. Your diction during most of his talking parts and his long story do not portray him well as a character who is a child or as a character with heavy emotions. The words say he has emotions running through him, but the dialogue seemed rather stony and detached. You write excellent aloof adult characters but you need to get farther away from that to portray a young boy who's thoroughly invested in his words. My only problem anywhere here lies in that characterization. Overall it's a good job you've done here though.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 2, 2010 in forum: Archives
  17. Jiku Neon
    Sorry about that then. I get kinda enthusiastic about these things, sometimes overstep my bounds.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 1, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jiku Neon
    What kind? American taekwondo is ****. Japanese Taekwondo is similarly bad. Olympic Taekwondo has effectively no hands. In fact, only traditional Korean style is good.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 1, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I actually kinda expected you to know something, just because it's an obligatory Asian trait to know a martial art.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 1, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jiku Neon
    So, how many of you can actually use the prescribed kung fu styles that are intrinsic to getting your form of bending to work?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jul 1, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone