The off screen death holds no honor. To the battlefield shall my soul take wing, to find its rest in chaos.
'Sup guys, got a sex change.
Troll just got fired.
Buy Demon's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUULS!
Look what happened, all my best friends are metalheads with degrees in the science of selling yourself short.
No, no we're not.
Who says it has to be statutory?
Hello, darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping, left its seeds while I was sleeping. And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains, within the sound of silence.
Random guy, I'm calling you out.
Buy some pantsu!
I am dissatisfied with your decision in advance.
Hangin' out. Down the street. The same old thing. We did last week. Not a thing to do. But talk to you.
Don't stop dancing.
I just finished my first run through. I decided that four of the five archdemon's needed to die in one night apparently. But yeah, I took a cursory look at the map and I feel like I swallowed my pride and used it from the start since that map is ugly as fuck anyways instead of just walking along the wall until I ran into something. Also, I found dull gold armor is lying on the ground somewhere a certain distance in a random direction from the sword of moonlight in 5-2 no need to even fight for it. It's nice since my female wanderer can't wear half the armor I pick up off of dead people anyways. Also, faith builds are lame. I had 8 faith until two days ago when I decided I wanted to use demonbrandt. Yup, that's pretty much the story.
Drop it and leave, he's either a) getting something for you, b) getting something for his extramarital lover or c) getting something for your mother. If it is a) it'll get awkward and go nowhere and you'll be looking the fool. If it is b) it'll get awkward and you'll probably be looking at several months of courtrooms and arguments. If it is c) well, that's just boring.
Today I met a lesbian and not a hetero, she doesn't have to deal with guys and all their come and go and that yucky yucky facial hair and all their machismo. (I hate that damn machismo.)
I co-op'd flamelurker and spammed soul ray while my friend ran away and attacked at random intervals. I did eventually get to the Dirty Colossus and kill it, but I never found the shortcut back to the beginning.
To those who're curious about my progress. I've finished up through 1-4(but not the Old King), 2-2(Flamelurker was easy), 3-1(Just haven't gotten around to 3-2), 4-3(Storm Ruler is only worth using here), 5-2(got so lost I wanted to kill myself)
Maybe you've whored yourself out to him before, go to the 40 y/o man.
Haven't done this in a while, but since I'm here, in more ways than one, I figured I'd give you a short edited version to show you where you've been most careless. Spoiler Biggest issue here is extra spaces everywhere and there are places where the sentence structure needs minor alteration. I got lazy towards the end but, I think you get the idea. There were other things but with time they should disappear too, the most important thing is to just be more careful with grammar in the future. Don't kill me over this, story me is far too hot to die.
