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  1. Jiku Neon
    Shhhhhh. Don't point out such things.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jiku Neon
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    It's night

    You don't see the point of pointing the gun at Lamarcus anymore. In fact you didn't need it to threaten him in the first place. He is so proper and polite that he think it's morally objectionable to even touch a girl without her consent and he so awkward that anything even vaguely sexual sets him on edge. Maybe that's why he doesn't like you, you exude the sexiness all day long. Point being, you could have stood really close to him and got the same effect. This other loser on the other hand seems to be a bit different. He's pretty hot. You won't even lie about it, you can see his muscles underneath the ridiculous Japanese cartoon shirt he's wearing. You'd totally that if he wasn't such a douchenozzle. You tell him to hurry it up with the phone. He basically ignores you. You dislike him even more than ever.

    In a while he's finished and hands you back your phone with a devious wink and a dubious compliment. Okay, that's it. You're in a rough enough neighborhood that a stray gunshot won't be called into question. You don't care how much Lamarcus trusts this guy, he's gotta die. Without warning you fire a single shot at the shopkeepers grinning mug. Well, that's what you intended on doing at least. Instead you find your aim about a foot off to the left of him and him wearing that same shit eating grin. Lamarcus is freaking out and asking why you'd shoot at someone like that. You're just about to level your gun for another shot when the guy ups and yanks the gun out of your hands and slams you against the counter like a member of the riot police. Well, fuck. What do you do?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jiku Neon
    2:00
    My chair was flipped.

    Edit: And he was still unapologetically wrong at the end of the video. How does he even function?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jiku Neon
    Post

    It's night

    Alright, might as well get that text back, see if there is anything you can get out of it. You remember seeing this kind of thing in the movies so you motion him over with the gun and feel like a major badass over here with all the threatening and not giving half a care in the world that you've been doing. So you move that poor old sod back down to street level and over to this gross looking video store that you're sure used to be a gambling house and brothel at some point in its history. There is no way around it, though. You sigh audibly. He says it's not as bad as it looks, this guy is the real deal and knows basically everything about all things that run on electricity.

    The inside of this place is just s bad as the outside. In a different way. It's a trashy fanboy's dream. There isn't a single wall not covered with cartoony posters of brightly attired pubescent girls. All the videos are of stupid films about stuff like masked wrestlers and busty schoolteachers. The guy sitting behind the counter is a testament to everything this store stands for. Six two, gelled up hair, red pleather jacket, orange shades and a shit eating grin. Lamarcus tells him the situation and not to worry about the gun. The proprietor nods and compliments you on your breasts. You thank him politely and

    [] ask him to hurry up and get the text message.
    [] kill him. He's annoying.
    [] take a look around while he works.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jiku Neon
    Does scanning the opponent take a turn?

    If yes, ASSAULT!
    If no, OBSERVE!
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  6. Jiku Neon
    lol
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jiku Neon
    SELMAT PAGI!
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jiku Neon
    By your definition, you are incorrect. It would take thousands of warheads with an equal number of deployment systems to ensure the destruction of the entire human population. Do you honestly believe that North Korea has even fifty working warheads at any given time? Do honestly think that they have the resources to deliver said warheads? If they attacked anyone with a nuclear warhead, they'd be the only country gone the next day. Hell, the US probably has enough interception systems to take 0 damage from a full scale North Korean assault. Before you make such sweeping claims about the fate of the world, you should take some time to do some research and actually think about what you're saying.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jiku Neon
    Implying that would be possible.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jiku Neon
    Save me the trouble.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jiku Neon
    Snowflakes is one word, you tool.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jiku Neon
    Implying that's a bad thing.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jiku Neon
    Every member and guest now has access to Admin CP.

    You are now aware of your tongue.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jiku Neon
    I'm a squishy mage so I'd better CHECK MINE STATS AND FUCKENETH ABILITY SETUPS.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  15. Jiku Neon
    Chat the waterbitch up.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 26, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  16. Jiku Neon
    I'd say so.
    Pic related.
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    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jiku Neon
    I don't know what she sees in him.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jiku Neon
    [​IMG]
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jiku Neon
    Yup.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jiku Neon
    ...
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jan 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone