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This face isn't wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide enough.

Winter is objectively better for me because gas, and hence heating, is free at my apartment but electricity, and thus air conditioning, is not.

This meme has to have had the fastest turn over rate of any of its kind. It hasn't even been a full month since IT WAS CREATED and yet it's already weeks into the being high profile/hated phase of its existence.

Optimism.
Positive.

You hurt my sides, meanie.

Yeah. I think it was probably '08.

You straighten up and start fussing over your hair like a dumb schoolgirl. It's perfect as always. You have the fortune of having good hair that always falls how you want it to. Fresh out of bed after getting totally pissed? Same as when you come back from the hair stylist. After a bit you take a peek over in his direction. He's still staring. You're a truly blessed individual in so many ways. You smile weakly at the shop owner and apologize for trying to kill him. He accepts the apology sort of off handedly, he seems more interested in getting a look at you. He's hooked. You shrink away from his gaze at first. No matter what Snowflake and Sourkraut say, you're not easy. Come to think of it, for a girl she's pretty misogynistic. Actually, she's pretty down on the male side of it too. She's probably the kind of prude who saves herself for marriage. Yuck. You bat your eyes a bit and stay demure. This guy is into submissive types. You can tell from the stock on the shelves and the posters on the wall. He wants to be the big man. Well, let him.

After a bit you pipe up and tell the show owner that now that you don't have your face against the counter you can tell how good looking he is. You blush on cue. Not too much, just a little rosier than usual. He responds by smiling even more shit eatingly and standing closer to you. Lamarcus has the most confused look on his face that ever a man wore. Having him here is kind of preventing you from taking this the way you'd usually take it. What do you do?

I love how you haven't changed your sig/avatar set for as long as I can remember. So probably since you were active.

Implying the Toonami plebs would acknowledge it any more than Japan did.

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Melty Blood

Hope is bad for your health, you know? You might develop expectations or even optimism.

Never happening.

Dear Diary,

This will be the last time I'm writing. I hope you like oxidation reactions as much as I do. I can hear the crackling already. I don't have much time because I'm too cool for talking to a stack of ratty old pages that I never wrote in as a kid. I hope this doesn't change things between us, but you really should know your place you filthy book. I'd ask you to get down on your knees and beg, but you don't have any. Haha. I guess you're going to just have to take a little heat for that one. I bet you're wishing you were more mobile now, hm? Well, it's pointless, I'd hunt you down and throw you in the incinerator even if you could move, teehee.

Juki Noen-luv

Dear Diary,

Stop being such a douchenozzle. This is why I never write to you anymore. Fag.

Juki Noen-luv

Kill yourself.

HERE BUDDY! I MADE IT FOR YOU!

No, fuck you. I'm giving you one.