Dorian gasped in exaggerated anguish. "Insulting my beautiful face?! That's it, Xegram, you've killed me!" He crumpled to the ground again, his eyes closed. "I'm dead now. It's your fault. The universe weeps over my corpse."
42, which is the meaning of the universe!!
Dorian sighed. "Radiant Garden it is," he said listlessly. "Although I daresay you're doing this just to get rid of me. My brilliant sense of humor is simply to much for you, eh, Xegram?"
"Yes, yes, oh great one, I understand," Dorian murmured, his sarcasm back in full swing. "The problem is...where do I get said heart? This place is an absolute ghost town!"
Is Scottish and therefore has the best accent in the world!
"Xegram, my dear fellow, youth is my power. I grow stronger by getting hearts and feeding my ego," Dorian said, standing up and dusting himself off. "Why do you think am I the Prince of Pride?"
Dorian cracked open an eye and looked around. He was alone. He huffed indignantly. "His fellow prince dies before him, and he doesn't even give him a passing glance!" he cried, speaking in the third person for no obvious reason. He sat up, his fingers pressed against his mouth as he thought. "Now...just to find a heart. I do need to get one soon. I almost look nineteen..."
Has anyone noticed that one of the tags is "twilight is gay"? As I Twilight fan, I must speak my mind. That is freaking hilarious.
Dorian sighed. "Fine, fine, leave me. I shall simply DIE of ennui..." he cried over-dramatically, and crumpled to the ground.
Dorian rolled his eyes and blew a strand of ebony hair out of his face. "You've no sense of humor!" he cried after Xegram. He followed the Prince of Wrath and easily caught up with him. "I'm sorry I keep bothering you, sincerely, I am, but I'm just so BORED!!" he moaned.
Dorian smiled. "And it is also accepted!" he said, snapping his fingers. The ice on Xegram's limbs melted away. "And you are so very lucky that I was in a good mood today. I could've asked you to say it like you meant it." He laughed. "If that had been the case, we would've been here all day!"
Dorian examined his nails boredly. "Well, then, I hope you enjoy frostbite," he said.
Dorian laughed, sheathing his rapier. "You really shouldn't doubt me. I've some experience, you know. One does get more careful with age..." He looked up at Xegram. "Still, you have wounded my pride. I expect an apology."
Dorian laughed. "Oh, I'm not denying your power, nor your importance," he assured, then lost his mirth. "But I do not appreciate it when you doubt my ideas. I feel that you are stepping on my pride, and, vain creature that I am, I need to protect said pride by reminding you of what I can do."
Well, that's if you're going by Twilight vampires. It's different in every vampire story. (I know. I've done a bunch of research on it.)
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Has anyone seen it? I saw it a few weeks ago and now I love it. Plus it inspired me to read the classics! Dorian Gray=Epic Win
I've heard that! (Love that song, by the way!) Dead!--Alternative Rock--"Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish/you never fell in love/did you get what you deserve?"
Dorian gasped for breath, then glared at Xegram through icy black eyes as he pushed himself away from the other Prince's grasp. "Do you realize, boy, that I have the power of immortality?" he hissed, his lean body tense. "Your 'wrath', as you call it, is, to me, just cuts and bruises. Only one power in these worlds can vanquish me, and you don't have it." He slashed at Xegram's free arm, freezing it as well. He smirked, then leaned close to Xegram. "Leave me to my own devices, Xegram. Though I don't look it, I'm an old man. I know what I'm doing."
Dorian, not caring about the Nobodies any longer, spun around and charged at Xegram with a cry of anger and pain, unsheathing the rapier at his side. He struck Xegram's arm with it, thus freezing the limb. He did the same to Xegram's legs, then looked up with a smirk. "To be completely honest," he rasped in reply to Xegram's question. "I haven't a clue."