HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny! XD [/joke] Now... *many camoflouged tanks approach* FIRE!!!
*fires tank* Fear the USA! *fires continuously at kitty's supporting countries*
That's why I ran to Australia! And hitch-hiked with a kangaroo...nice fella...
We accept your challenge! And America shall bring you to your knees! In fact, I'll alert President Bush! *runs away, and later comes back* He laughed in my face... Oh well, we'll manage without him! *readies tank and waves flag*
Try me! Citizens of the U.S. of A! Unite! Yeah well, that's Europe! You're dealing with us Americans now! >:O
"Leave Mr. Emo to his dark corner..." Heaven scoffed. "Sorry you're so sad Vecked..." Vexneah muttered.
ZOMG! I'm retreating to America! *looks around* Oh, I'm already there...okay... HA! Land of the free baby! >3
OOC: They already did. Offscreen... *mysterious music plays* BIC: "Good!" Heaven huffed, quite satisfied with winning their argument.
OOC: You wouldn't be the first person to call her that... *cough*Jaxed*cough* Adam was left behind. I don't really want him involved in these final moments, y'know? He just makes cameos. XD BIC: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Heaven roared, "It's Heaven! Hea-ven! Get it in your empty head buddy!" she growled.
"God, now I'm stuck in here with you bozos..." Heaven moaned again.
"Wha-?! I didn't shoot you!" Vexneah defended herself, but noticed the gun in her hand. Heaven was faster than she thought... "Maybe I did, without knowing..." Vexneah's eyes shot open, "Or maybe a Vexneah from another dimension froze time and shot you, then put the gun in my hand!" she shouted. Now Heaven facepalmed. "I dunno." they both replied to Xegreny.
Heaven pointed at Vexneah immaturely.
Heaven sighed, and out of boredom, took out her gun and shot at Xegreny. "That should wake him up." she said, blowing on the gun barrel. Vexneah facepalmed. OOC: What they said. >_>
Vexneah was nudging Xegreny, "Hey Heaven, can you help me wake him up?" she asked. Heaven was glaring at Vecked, then she took out her claymore and looked at Xegreny, "Hey you! Sleeping Beauty! Get up before I give you a reason to keep your eyes shut!" she growled, "There."
Vexneah lazily opened her eyes, "Where...are we?" she yawned. Heaven was already awake, and banging her head against the wall, "I'm friggin' in jail again! With all of you!" she moaned.
OOC: Yes Nulix, you're the most subtle person I've ever somewhat met... (srsly)
OOC: Nevermind, I talked myself out of leaving. >3 BIC: "What the hell?!" Heaven exclaimed, getting shot and slowly drifting out of consciousness... *** "Aw shoot. Not...again..." Vexneah murmured, falling over after getting shot...
Vexneah and Heaven found that it was getting harder to fend off the armies. More and more seemed to be coming. Heaven was dual wielding her claymore and Keyblade, something she only did when needed. As a large group ganged up on her, she smiled and wiped the blood off of her split lip she had recieved earlier. She charged at them, weapons ready, as they did the same. With a swing of her Keyblade, she knocked out a few in front of her, while she quickly ducked down as a Dai Jee tried to slash at her. She sprang back up and stuck her claymore into two soldiers that where back-to-back, then she swung it around, throwing the scewered soldiers into more Dai Jee, knocking them over like bowling pins. She breathed and released a flurry of swift punches and kicks, finishing the rest of the hoard that had attacked her. A little exhausted, she stopped to rest for a few seconds, which was a mistake. She was immediatly attacked again and fell to the ground, too beat up to regain her feet quickly.
OOC: Lobster...XD Good plan Nul! BIC: Heaven slashed through the Dai Jee, surprisingly accurate at her hits, despite her many injuries that had yet to heal. She'd have to be extra careful... *** Vexneah fought her foes left and right, she was getting tired, but she wasn't giving up yet... *** "Idiots..." Shadow spat. "If you want to take down the army, go directly to the source..." she said to herself, smiling. Anyone who had approached her was instantly blown to smithereens without warning.
*_* The swirley lines... They are sooo pretteh...