You got it! You win the lemon!
Or a cup of old lace ;D
Wait, okay, do you mean the story file?
Wait, what? Okay, lemme check that out...
e.p.i.c. W.i.n.
He'll still have one good one, though! And one-legged Doctors are all the rage in Britain, I hear.
Sure! Do you want a sample story or do you want me to proofread?
Maybe his leg? They make good prosthetic ones, I hear