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  1. Keychain System
    In twenty years, I hope to be at least twelve years married with a child about the turn five. On Rory (or Idaia)'s birthday, I will require at least three people to dress up as velociraptors and attack my wife and child in yet to be determined public place, probably a park. After a minute or so, I will come in like a big damn hero and "kill" you all with some fake guns. After this, you'll all take off your masks and shout, "Happy fifth birthday, Rory/Idaia!" Then we'll sit down at a table with some cake and hand out presents and such.

    Who's in?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 19, 2012, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 18, 2012, 34 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 18, 2012, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 18, 2012, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    "Some fool must've broken the seal."
    "What an idiot" (is actually the one who broke the seal)
    "Hmph."

    Ten seconds to guess where this is from.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 18, 2012, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Well she said yes! Granted, she didn't even see the messages, so I had to ask her again, but she still said yes! As long as I let her buy dessert. Yeah, I guess that's not a proper date, but who cares?

    And believe me, it was kind of an unusual conversation. She was all
    And then I was all
    And then in my mind I was like
    But then she went
    And I sighed heavily before typing
    To which she replied

    AND NOW I'M SO HAPPY! I FEEL LIKE I COULD CLIMB ON TOP OF MY HOUSE, JUMP OFF, THEN BOUNCE OFF THE GROUND INTO THE SKY YELLING, "SHE SAID YEEEEEEESSSSS!," AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS EVEN THOUGH IT'S REAlly only a date and I'm just too excited for my own good.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 14, 2012, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I am tired, so the only logical course of action is to retire to my bed, five feet away from my computer. Because I know you'll all be in danger without me, I'm going to leave Vivi, Makaze, and Ghetto to protect you all from Makaze, Ghetto, and Vivi.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 14, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 13, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 12, 2012, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    Because throwing money at my computer screen still isn't an acceptable method of payment.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/worldwide/110712sonic.html
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 12, 2012, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    To appreciate this NPCs.

    Roxas' secret crush
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    Struggle guy with awesome hair
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    The guy who declined to talk about just what he and his wife used to do on Sunset Hill.
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 11, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    How about you throw the match for me?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2012, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You'd best tread lightly around my rep box. It has mines around it that will activate if you don't have exactly TEN rep power. Actually, you know what? It's COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS. Don't even touch it. You will burn in the fires of Hell if you so much as think about ruining my special number. Damn you, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS THREAD. You'll TAINT my chances of getting to my PERFECT NUMBER.
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2012, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I want to do a male Olette cosplay now. Because those socks are AWESOME. I've got some khaki pants, so all I need a way to manificate her tank top and make those awesome socks. Ideas?


    NO, WAIT!

    HAYNER! YESSSSSSS. His SHOES. And I could actually make my hair like his without growing it out or dying it or anything. I HATE hair dye. Even if it's temporary. It just feels icky.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    This commercial made my teenhood.
    [video=youtube;OZbCsJttSyE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZbCsJttSyE[/video]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2012, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    When you forget the pen for your customer to sign off on his bill and the only pen in your pocket is a sonic screwdriver. So you offer the sonic and the customer takes it and signs the bill without a question. Mother of god that feels good.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 10, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Hey, Mike.

    I just noticed that Roxas sounds just like you! Did you do his voice in KH2 or something?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2012, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    They're gone!

    All our ______ are gone!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2012, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2012, 20 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    [Now that I have your attention, I'd like to announce that I'm giving up on Days. Playing it has reminded me of that fact that it is a terrible game that I only played for the story. I'm sorry, but it's true.]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jul 9, 2012, 26 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone