Hijacking is how we have fun. It shows other people that we're dorky and approachable. Are you dorky and approachable? How am I supposed to know if I don't see you goofin' off every now and then? Have you met up irl? No? YOU ARE NOT WORTHY.
oh wait...
I know this is what you want But until you learn to be more subtle, this is what you won't get c:
